Celebrity Gossip Thread

Posted:
in AppleOutsider edited January 2014
Big day in the world of superficial news:



So Nick Hogan totaled his Toyota Supra.



Owen Wilson attempted suicide.



Britney Spears got a traffic ticket for speeding.



Discuss.

Comments

  • Reply 1 of 15
    mydomydo Posts: 1,888member
    Maybe Nick Hogan driving at high speed to get away from Britney Spears when Owen Wilson jumped in front of his car?
  • Reply 2 of 15
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by ShawnJ View Post


    Big day in the world of superficial news:



    So Nick Hogan totaled his Toyota Supra.



    Owen Wilson attempted suicide.



    Britney Spears got a traffic ticket for speeding.



    Discuss.



    No.



    But, my sympathies go out to Owen Wilson. You, Me and Dupree must have been the last straw...
  • Reply 3 of 15
    trumptmantrumptman Posts: 16,457member
    Actually I think the thing that really drove him over the edge was having all that money and apparently being told that no plastic surgeon can do anything about that nose of his.



    Nick
  • Reply 4 of 15
    dmzdmz Posts: 5,775member
    All the women, money, and drugs he could ever wish for, and he slits his wrist(s).







    There is a way which seemeth right unto a man; but the end thereof are the ways of death.
  • Reply 5 of 15
    Owen should get back to work on Bottle Rocket 2.
  • Reply 6 of 15
    sdw2001sdw2001 Posts: 17,039member
    I want to fuck Amanda Peet.
  • Reply 7 of 15
    sdw2001sdw2001 Posts: 17,039member
    and Eva Greene
  • Reply 8 of 15
    shawnjshawnj Posts: 6,656member
    1. Sasha Cohen

    2. Natalie Portman

    3. Scarlett Johansson

    4. Jessica Alba

    5. Heidi Kium.
  • Reply 9 of 15
    Little likelihood of that ever happening, guys. At least I live mere minutes away from most celebrity dirtbags.
  • Reply 10 of 15
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by ShawnJ View Post


    1. Sasha Cohen

    2. Natalie Portman

    3. Scarlett Johansson

    4. Jessica Alba

    5. Heidi Kium.



    The Sasha Cohen thing is a little odd, I must say. However, it sounds like you should go trolling for central/eastern european jews. Israel counts too, I suppose. Another hot jew is that israeli that DiCaprio knocked up, although she looks more like a poster child for the "aryan race" than she does 1 & 2. Kind of ironic, I suppose.
  • Reply 11 of 15
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by dmz View Post


    A

    There is a way which seemeth right unto a man; but the end thereof are the ways of death.



    Well, quite. Just ask the Reverend Ted Haggard. Clearly we can expect his ignominious self-murder any day now.
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  • Reply 13 of 15
    marcukmarcuk Posts: 4,442member
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by segovius View Post


    Amy Winehouse is a junkie.



    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2vfdl7-E80Q&NR=1
  • Reply 14 of 15
    aquamacaquamac Posts: 585member
    Quote:



    Wow, very sad.
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