Zune is the way to go!
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I'm not saying this, it came from one of our sources deep inside the Apple Candy Machine!
The only reason I give it any credibility is because I personally know Mr. Jobs' envy of the Zune. You see two years ago I personally took a picture of the first Zune over to his office just to see his reatction, he had a fit, jumping up and down on the office beanbags, throwing water bottles, he ripped off his turtle-neck while cursing and rolling on the floor! (I know it's hard to believe, but if it isn't true then I am not Steve Ballmer pretending to not be me)
He had their designer (Ivy) hauled into his office by two igoons and pointing at the Zune photo screamed, "That! is what I wanted! You limey fool! %&**$% you! ...." The verbal and physical abuse went on for a good 15 minutes, Ivy smiled the whole time as iTards tend to do.
I laughed all the way back to Redmond!
I don't think we will even sue over this one even if it is true, why would anyone buy a zuPod?
I'm not saying this, it came from one of our sources deep inside the Apple Candy Machine!
The only reason I give it any credibility is because I personally know Mr. Jobs' envy of the Zune. You see two years ago I personally took a picture of the first Zune over to his office just to see his reatction, he had a fit, jumping up and down on the office beanbags, throwing water bottles, he ripped off his turtle-neck while cursing and rolling on the floor! (I know it's hard to believe, but if it isn't true then I am not Steve Ballmer pretending to not be me)
He had their designer (Ivy) hauled into his office by two igoons and pointing at the Zune photo screamed, "That! is what I wanted! You limey fool! %&**$% you! ...." The verbal and physical abuse went on for a good 15 minutes, Ivy smiled the whole time as iTards tend to do.
I laughed all the way back to Redmond!
I don't think we will even sue over this one even if it is true, why would anyone buy a zuPod?