VISTA SUTU COMING! Leopard already obsolete!
http://fakesteveballmer.blogspot.com...on-coming.html
I told the marketing folk long ago that Vista needed to have five versions not four! But, being the easy-going, no-waves guy I am I let it slide, I let the "experts" have their way.
RESULTS:
Anemic, sluggish, weak, poohpooh sales!
I will no longer sit by and let this continue! Per my executive order 31148V.101 we will add to the Vista line-up - "Vista 2X Super Ultra Turbo-Ultimate". SUTU (as I call it) will include 33% of all of the modern architecture features that we originally promised for Longhorn 3 years ago but dropped from the final version.
"Vista 2X Super Ultra Turbo-Ultimate" SUTU includes:
Dynamic Core Desktop Acceleration - DCDA
LiveTime Animotron Technology - LtAM
Windows Interscope Code Manager - WICM
The zLife Suite of applications:
StudioBand - Record up to 4 tracks of music.
zPicture - Your JPG photo manager
zWeb - Create Beautiful text webpages
zMelodies - A new skin for Mediaplayer making it a zApp
zFilm - Video editing for any WMV file
All of this Tech-goodness for just $699!
..... and it comes in a RED box.
I told the marketing folk long ago that Vista needed to have five versions not four! But, being the easy-going, no-waves guy I am I let it slide, I let the "experts" have their way.
RESULTS:
Anemic, sluggish, weak, poohpooh sales!
I will no longer sit by and let this continue! Per my executive order 31148V.101 we will add to the Vista line-up - "Vista 2X Super Ultra Turbo-Ultimate". SUTU (as I call it) will include 33% of all of the modern architecture features that we originally promised for Longhorn 3 years ago but dropped from the final version.
"Vista 2X Super Ultra Turbo-Ultimate" SUTU includes:
Dynamic Core Desktop Acceleration - DCDA
LiveTime Animotron Technology - LtAM
Windows Interscope Code Manager - WICM
The zLife Suite of applications:
StudioBand - Record up to 4 tracks of music.
zPicture - Your JPG photo manager
zWeb - Create Beautiful text webpages
zMelodies - A new skin for Mediaplayer making it a zApp
zFilm - Video editing for any WMV file
All of this Tech-goodness for just $699!
..... and it comes in a RED box.