Truth! For Mac People ... Ballmer Speaks!

ballmersteveballmersteve
Posted:
in General Discussion edited January 2014
How could 90% of the population be wrong?

I was in my Architect's office the other day when I overheard a conversation between an engineer and the office copy-boy:

CB - "Chuck, did you see the video of the new software from Apple, it really rocks!"

Chuck - "Nah, I'm not interested in any of that crap"

CB - "but, but, but it made this stuff we use here look primitive ..."

Chuck - "Look CB, you have to face reality, it's a Microsoft world out there! How can sooo many people be wrong? The majority uses Windows because it is the best, anything else can only cause problems"

CB - "So you believe that the majority is always right?"

Chuck - "Ofcourse they are, it's obvious"



Don't be a weirdo like the copy-boy! All of your friends use Windows, you should too. Haven't you noticed that the Mac-guys are always the drooling goofballs with high-water pants, plaid shirts and zits. For you and your children's sake don't let this continue.

http://fakesteveballmer.blogspot.com

Comments

  • Reply 1 of 4
    buddhabuddha Posts: 386member
    ignorance is bliss
  • Reply 2 of 4
    rich-mysterrich-myster Posts: 771member
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by buddha View Post


    ignorance is bliss



    fart.
  • Reply 3 of 4
    SpamSandwichSpamSandwich Posts: 33,407member
    Meh and double-meh.
  • Reply 4 of 4
    ballmersteveballmersteve Posts: 138member
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by SpamSandwich View Post


    Meh and double-meh.



    This is about as conversant as I can expect fro iTards? So be it.

    Let me try to speak your lingo:



    Ugh, ahh oggg gaga fart meh Apple!
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