Joke :Top Ten Signs Your Co-worker is a Hacker

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in AppleOutsider edited January 2014
10. You ticked him off once and your next phone bill was $20,000.



9. He's won the Publisher's Clearing House sweepstakes three years running.



8. When asked for his phone number, he gives it in hex.



7. Seems strangely calm whenever the office LAN goes down.



6. Somehow he/she gets HBO on his PC at work.



5. Mumbled, "Oh, puh-leeez" 95 times during the movie "The Net"



4. Massive RRSP contribution made in half-cent increments.



3. Video dating profile lists "public-key encryption" among turn-ons



2. When his computer starts up, you hear, "Good Morning, Mr. President."



1. You hear him murmur, "Let's see you use that Visa card now, jerk."





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  • Reply 1 of 2
    dentondenton Posts: 725member
    tricksy spammer, what does buying a vehicle have to do with your hacker co-worker?
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  • Reply 2 of 2
    nvidia2008nvidia2008 Posts: 9,262member
    Pretty good Top Ten list though. The MYASS one is dated and lousy though.
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