iPhumb Biological HAZARD!!!

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in iPhone edited January 2014
iPhone Contains Cyanide! Bromide! Formaldahyde! RAW SEWAGE! --Handle carefully!



Our friends at GreenPeace have once again outed Apple as a "toxic polluter of note"!



... and where is their pollution? In you pocket! That's right, right there! If you are one of the

rubes who was unfortunate enough to buy one of these DeathPhones that is!



Missed call: the iPhone's hazardous chemicals

The concerned citizens at GreenPeace ask:

"When will promises of a greener Apple bear fruit?"



See the complete report here!



As a concerned citizen, a father, a member of Mankind! I implore Apple to stop the ravaging of

our planet, the fish kills, the species endangering, the wanton disregard for the health and

welfare of our families, Just for a phone! A stupid phone with bodily fluids smeared all over it

from all that unsanitary "touching"!

..."We recomend that you wrap it in recycled paper, put it outside, then call your counties'

Hazmat team!"



Join with our friends at GreenPeace, stop Steve Jobs! stop Steve Jobs! stop Steve Jobs! C'mon!

stop Steve Jobs! stop Steve Jobs! stop Steve Jobs! C'mon! stop Steve Jobs! stop Steve Jobs! stop

Steve Jobs! stop Steve Jobs! ....



Be Earth-Friendly, buy a Zune or the soon coming ZuP
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