Canadians Choking on iPhones!

in iPhone edited January 2014
Why Can't There Be More Canadians!

The Canadians have been abused by Apple one too many times! These people are not gonna'

take it any more!

The iPhone plan, rates, service, bandwidth, delivery, .... are horrific in Canada! They came to me

and asked "Que pouvons-nous faire Mister Ballma?" I advised them to wait for the ZunePhone

and until then to create a protest site where the dear, sweet, oppressed Canadians could rail

against Apple and their surrogates before the entire world!

"Everyone would like to say 'NO THANKS' to Rogers/Fido for screwing our iPhone Canadian

dream with poor data/voice plans. If you consider these plans not suitable, please sign this

petition. On July 11th 2008, we will send a printed copy of all these messages to Rogers HQ to

demonstrate our indignation toward them. We would like to say "Thank You, You" for signing

this petition and helping the iPhone cause in Canada."

If you are Canadian (or can pretend to be) sign their petition:

Join the struggle against the peta-eating, latte-sipping, mock-turtle-necked Fascist!

I have even found a small forum for Canadian Mac users (there is a such thing) and I post there occasionally in an effort to convert them or drive them into the sea!

O Canada! Our home and native land!

True patriot love in all thy sons command.

With glowing hearts we see thee rise, The True North strong and free!

From far and wide,O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.

God keep our land glorious and free! O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.

O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.
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