Real Live Jaguars At Some Locations?

in macOS edited January 2014


  • Reply 1 of 10
    nebagakidnebagakid Posts: 2,692member
    Actually, Jobs was going to do it, but he called Central Casting asking for a few "Jag-wires" they did not understand him so the whole idea was cut from the festivities <img src="graemlins/smokin.gif" border="0" alt="[Chilling]" />
  • Reply 2 of 10
    macsrgood4umacsrgood4u Posts: 3,007member
    Central Casting did have 4 Jags. Unfortunately, 3 of them used Windoze and one Linux.
  • Reply 3 of 10
    moogsmoogs Posts: 4,296member

    I want you to just picture for a moment, a semi-wild Jaguar on a leash with a trainer, sitting in a crowded, noisy store with lots of unfamiliar sites, sounds, smells, etc. I can just see the headline the next day

    "Brat throws tantrum near Jaguar, is eaten alive. Apple lawyers had no immediate comment."

  • Reply 4 of 10
    keshkesh Posts: 621member
    We're going to have one!


    Okay, so it's a 3'-long stuffed jaguar plush toy. Close enough.

    If you happen to be in Anchorage on Friday, stop by <a href=""; target="_blank">The Alaska Mac Store</a> and say hi!
  • Reply 5 of 10
    That would be so funny if Bill Gates got eaten by a jaguar...I mean, metaphorically...

  • Reply 6 of 10
    spartspart Posts: 2,060member
    Dude, don't you get that it's a joke? Anything you read in Crazy Apple Rumors is about as valid as that of any popular tabloid.

    The site is meant to be funny, not informative. On the contrary, MOSR tries to be informative and serious, but Ryan can't manage it, accidentally or purposely. Why, you ask?

    Ryan Meader is 13 years old, and still lives with his parents, William and Melinda. They say his last name was changed by his parents for one reason or another, but I don't exactly recall why.

    Sorry, got a bit off track, that's not really the why.

    The reason is that he gets off on feeding false rumors and spreading FUD. His dad started him on the fetish, and I've heard reports that his father is where he gets his rather large allowance, but only if he spreads enough FUD. The allowance lets him continue the site. You think anyone clicks on those ads?

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  • Reply 7 of 10
    spartspart Posts: 2,060member
    I'm still waiting for someone to get the joke behind that or at least read it...

    <img src="graemlins/smokin.gif" border="0" alt="[Chilling]" />
  • Reply 8 of 10
    macsrgood4umacsrgood4u Posts: 3,007member
    I can't find it, but an Apple reseller, I believe in Toronto will have a real Jaguar on hand. Bring plenty of meat!
  • Reply 9 of 10
    This what you're lookin' for?

    <a href=""; target="_blank"></a>;

    [quote]<strong>Swing by our new Vancouver location for our combination Grand Re-Opening Celebration and Mac OS X 10.2 (AKA "Jaguar") Launch Party at 10am on Saturday, August 24th. In addition to having Mac OS X 10.2 available for sale, we'll have food, vendor demonstrations, prizes - and a real, live Jaguar will even be by for a visit!

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  • Reply 10 of 10
    I may just have to saunter over to MacStation and check this out (about a 10m walk). I'll be sure to bring my airhorn and digital camera
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