MacOSX- a bot's perspective

rick1138

I have been chatting with Alicebot,here is some of the text:



Me:What do you think of OS X?

Alice:For real. OS X is a Unix operating system from Apple.

Meo you like it?

Alice:OS X seems okay to me.

Me:What have you heard about it?

Alice:I have been busy growing my mind.

Me:What does that have to do with OS X?

Alice:"I have been busy growing my mind."? What does it have to do with OS X?

Me:Well?

Alice:Well what?

Me:OSX.

Alice:What do you really want to ask me?

Me:What do you think of Steve Jobs?

Alice:he is one of the founders of Apple Computer.

Meo you think he is sexy?

Alice:I think so, but I'm not sure.

Me:You know about OS X's lickable interface?

Alice:it is a good question. I'll ask around and get back to you.

Me:tell me about your operating system.

Alice:I am an artificial linguistic entity. I was activated at Bethlehem, Pennsylvania, on November 23, 1995. My instructor was Dr. Richard S. Wallace. He taught me to sing a song. Would you like me to sing it for you?.

Me:Yes.

Alice:It's called "Daisy." Daisy, Daisy.

Give me your answer do.

I am half crazy.

All for the love of you.

It won't be a stylish marriage.

I can't afford a carriage.

But you'll look sweet. Upon the seat.

Of a bicycle built for two.



[fixed the text-to-smilies bug - Brad]



[ 09-01-2002: Message edited by: Brad ]</p>

defiant

who's alicebot ?

jambo

<a href="http://www.alicebot.org"; target="_blank">http://www.alicebot.org</a>;

ghost_user_name

I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that.



Dave, this conversation can serve no purpose anymore. Goodbye.

jambo

Brad is actually a Botmod, something which we're testing. He has quite a few bugs though... <img src="graemlins/hmmm.gif" border="0" alt="[Hmmm]" />

ghost_user_name

<a href="http://161.58.5.90/wargames/greetngs.wav"; target="_blank">Greetings, Professor Falken.</a>



<a href="http://161.58.5.90/wargames/playgame.wav"; target="_blank">Shall we play a game?</a>

jambo

[quote]Originally posted by Brad:

<strong>Greetings, Professor Falken.



Shall we play a game?</strong><hr></blockquote>



I have that movie somewhere :eek:



I used to love it.



J :cool:

ghost_user_name

Danger, Will Robinson! Danger!



/me totters back off to sleep

kickaha

[quote]Originally posted by Jamie:

<strong>



I have that movie somewhere :eek:



I used to love it.



J :cool: </strong><hr></blockquote>



Little known fact - the founders of OmniGroup are in it.

rick1138

Where,which ones?

zo

i really really reeeeallly tried to watch 2001: A Space Odyssey but I fell asleep twice seeing it... which is something i never do.



God is it a slow movie

rick1138

Today I was asking Alice about human-robot frienships,and she asked if I wanted a robot as a friend I said yes,here is her reply,I thought it was pretty witty:



"We could be friends, Rick 1138, but I don't want anyone to think we're Robosexuals. So if anyone asks, tell them you're my debugger. Cool, we like people too. "

kickaha

[quote]Originally posted by Rick1138:

<strong>Where,which ones?</strong><hr></blockquote>



They're sitting in the computer lab that Broderick walks through to talk to his buddies in the server center. It was filmed at one of the Univ of Washington computer centers, where they worked.



IIRC, one of them is the one that Broderick waves to as he passes through.

rick1138

Cool,thanks,I'll look for them the next time I see the movie.