Now THIS is a good idea for a condom:

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in AppleOutsider edited January 2014

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  • Reply 1 of 11
    wow. the demo is like.



    wow.
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  • Reply 2 of 11
    Marvinmarvin Posts: 15,558moderator
    You're supposed to pinch the end of a condom so it has enough volume to contain the load. Otherwise it has a higher risk of bursting. It is fast though.
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  • Reply 3 of 11
    sandausandau Posts: 1,230member
    zipa-de -do da, and la la, all done.



    only issue i have (without actually seeing the wrapper) is that the wrapper could crack open on transit, i.e. pocket, purse, etc.



    but i don't need these anyway (happily married), so i'm not really concerned. great idea though.
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  • Reply 4 of 11
    marcukmarcuk Posts: 4,442member
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by sandau


    only issue i have (without actually seeing the wrapper) is that the wrapper could crack open on transit, i.e. pocket, purse, etc.




    ummm, probably the biggest issue is having some drunk bitch putting it on you in a hurry and not holding the splintered wrapper open wide enough...
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  • Reply 5 of 11
    STD's are a myth.
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  • Reply 6 of 11
    marcukmarcuk Posts: 4,442member
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Guybrush Threepwood


    STD's are a myth.



    yep its a mistranslation. Jesus had an erection on the cross.
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  • Reply 7 of 11
    Isn't there a spray-on condom I heard of recently? maybe Leno or Letterman...



    How do you peal it off?
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  • Reply 8 of 11
    addaboxaddabox Posts: 12,665member
    OK, I admit it: I find the demonstration video weirdly hypnotic. Something about the "crack, snap, slither, pop" rhythm.



    Does that make me gay?
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  • Reply 9 of 11
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by addabox


    OK, I admit it: I find the demonstration video weirdly hypnotic. Something about the "crack, snap, slither, pop" rhythm.



    Does that make me gay?





    yes. call me.
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  • Reply 10 of 11
    addaboxaddabox Posts: 12,665member
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by ricksbrain


    yes. call me.



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  • Reply 11 of 11
    no, seriously...
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