A little bird told me

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in Future Apple Hardware edited January 2014
As I was flying to my nest.

Things got windy, I'm at no rest...

He zipped through my path at warp speed,

Pretty fast indeed.



"Hey little bird" I inquired

"Where to do you fly, in such a manner ?"

He swirled above me more than n times.

Than he slowed to spit these rhymes:



I go to where you never thought,

Nor you will, I kid you not.

My toes are numbered can't you see ?

My speed is standard, believe you me !

My next of keen will trail me soon

He'll will float around you , not zoom.

But still you may rest in your path

The view will change as you go fast.
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  • Reply 1 of 377
    cosmonutcosmonut Posts: 4,872member
    Yeah, deciphering that would make me think too hard, so forget it.
  • Reply 2 of 377
    Sounds like the phone to me...



    toes are numbered... bottom of the phone has a keypad

    speed is standard... either connection or processor

    next of kin... forthcoming revisions etc.
  • Reply 3 of 377
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by CosmoNut View Post


    Yeah, deciphering that would make me think too hard, so forget it.



    Ok, Ok...



    Keywords :



    n times.

    Speed.

    Number of toes on a fast bird.

    Next of keen.

    Float not fly.

    View change.



    Are we there yet ?
  • Reply 4 of 377




    6 toes on this??



    JUST TELL US!



    is there a 6 pin connector in the iTV that need nwireless ??



    and heres the next of kin??



  • Reply 5 of 377
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Trendannoyer View Post






    6 toes on this??



    JUST TELL US!



    is there a 6 pin connector in the iTV that need nwireless ??



    and heres the next of kin??









  • Reply 6 of 377
    Zooming is satellite tech

    Floating is blimps



    Forget the towers........
  • Reply 7 of 377
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by European guy View Post








    seriously the first thing came into my head!
  • Reply 8 of 377
    Well, at the very least, you seem to be there.
  • Reply 9 of 377
    ipeteipete Posts: 27member
    802.11 n n is a magic number
  • Reply 10 of 377
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by ipete View Post


    802.11 n n is a magic number



    You nailed one....

    What about the rest ?
  • Reply 11 of 377
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by European guy View Post


    Ok, Ok...



    Keywords :



    n times.

    Speed.

    Number of toes on a fast bird.

    Next of keen.

    Float not fly.

    View change.



    Are we there yet ?



    n times - iTV uses 802.11n, all new Macs (that dont habe it already!) now will

    speed - faster Macs - Mini C2D/ Mac pro octo

    No. of toes = 6 - 6Gen iPod

    Next of kin - Panther, Tiger etc - Leopard

    View Change - new displays



    not sure aboat float, phone's all that's left but cant work out a connection



    am i getting there?
  • Reply 12 of 377
    josa92josa92 Posts: 193member
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by ipete View Post


    802.11 n n is a magic number



    n is a letter

  • Reply 13 of 377
    One by one.... just the the slow steady build of Apple retail....



    Silver Blimps with a big Apple Logo will float over our cities supplying WiMax and VOIP...



    Satellites will connect the Blimps...



    Think Different, Think Dirigible
  • Reply 14 of 377
    Nice riddle E.G. Did you make it up?
  • Reply 15 of 377
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by European guy View Post


    Ok, Ok...



    Keywords :



    n times.

    Speed.

    Number of toes on a fast bird.

    Next of keen.

    Float not fly.

    View change.



    Are we there yet ?



    well putting them all into one product...



    n wireless in a 6th (toes on bird) gen ipod(next of kin) float not fly is the touch/gesture UI on same ipod



    and view change is... WIDE SCREEN!!



    omg etc.etc



    thats IF you mean all these hints are aimed at one product
  • Reply 16 of 377
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by cutemartin View Post


    n times - iTV uses 802.11n, all new Macs (that dont habe it already!) now will

    speed - faster Macs - Mini C2D/ Mac pro octo

    No. of toes = 6 - 6Gen iPod

    Next of kin - Panther, Tiger etc - Leopard

    View Change - new displays



    not sure aboat float, phone's all that's left but cant work out a connection



    am i getting there?



    1-Speed... almost right.

    2-Number of toes ...wrong. You can watch the pixar birds with more atention.

    3-Next of kin...wrong. But you reasoning was right. It' related to 2

    4-view change...wrong.
  • Reply 17 of 377
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by JakeTheRock View Post


    Nice riddle E.G. Did you make it up?



    Thanks. Does it work ok ? I'm not native english speaking , so , I was wondering

    ...
  • Reply 18 of 377
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Trendannoyer View Post


    thats IF you mean all these hints are aimed at one product



    No, 3 products. Ok, 4 including a produxt family. And I will say no more.



    My favorite is the "Zooming" one!
  • Reply 19 of 377
    so what about my guess?



    missed your reply in the rush



    Keywords :



    n times. -- n wireless in new macs and iTV

    Speed. -- speed of adoption of macs? ipods? growth? blu-ray/HD-DVD spin speed?? if its NOT cpu upgrades then ????

    Number of toes on a fast bird. --8 toes counting the BACK claw!!! OCTO MAC PRO!! HAS to be

    Next of kin. -- iPod update! as you said above it relates to no.2 in cutemartins guess

    View change. -- ??? isight? iTV?? an apple TV? or is it AHH the new UI in Leopard!!!



    i think i have them all now!
  • Reply 20 of 377
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Trendannoyer View Post


    so what about my guess?



    You got one right. And to be completely fair:



    It's the new Airport Xn gear.

    _________________

    I will say this, and this is my FINAL hint.

    In the riddle , there ABSOLUTELY NO iPODs mentioned. I know nothing about iPods, or iPhones or combination, Permutation of the two.



    This is just straight Apple Products in BlowyourMindandSocks fashion. It's much cooler than iPods.IMHO.
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