The Big One is........
Steve comes in to kick off the keynote, and says "we at apple, pushed the keynote to the 7th because Microsoft is takeing apple over as of the 8th. Now some of you out there are thinking "how could this happen, Steve?" the reasion why we did this is quit simple i only got $1 for all my work in 2001 so i just make a cool $24b selling to billy boy look at the little geek over there, he cant wait to **** up the platform! oh and another thing, heres the new head of apple to bord you dar dar dar Bill Gates, he'll be talking to you today about were apples heading!"
"Thanks steve. Hi i'm Bill Gates, now i know your all mac users out here so we at microsft know the you 'macies' as we call you back at Ms HQ, are not use to error, so we at microsoft can help you by selling you ms windows 95mac. This windows 95mac is part of a 4 step plan to bring you 'macies' up with todays high tech windows xp errors. and remeber that from now on the most useful key combo on the macintosh will be Ctrl+Alt+Del" says Bill gates
"Well, ya'll all ****ed! i'm off to work full time at pixar now...maybe i'll come back in a few years and make a new computer at apple 3 or iComputer, inc as i like to see it" steves says as he departs from the keynote.
"Thanks steve. Hi i'm Bill Gates, now i know your all mac users out here so we at microsft know the you 'macies' as we call you back at Ms HQ, are not use to error, so we at microsoft can help you by selling you ms windows 95mac. This windows 95mac is part of a 4 step plan to bring you 'macies' up with todays high tech windows xp errors. and remeber that from now on the most useful key combo on the macintosh will be Ctrl+Alt+Del" says Bill gates
"Well, ya'll all ****ed! i'm off to work full time at pixar now...maybe i'll come back in a few years and make a new computer at apple 3 or iComputer, inc as i like to see it" steves says as he departs from the keynote.
Comments
The only entertaining part would be the riot that would ensue after the announcement was made.
Yes I can see the revised keynote now?.
Hey is steve reading this?
Hey steve, how are ya?
Yo steve can we please have a HoverMac cause im so sick of having to use a disk or a leg, why cant computer fly..that that wold blow Toshiba away won?t it now?
Two skyscrapers collapsing, another building burning, and a field getting a fresh crater -- all due to airplanes -- is only a *bit* more disturbing.
Ah, perspective.
Mandricard
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