I'm sure I like it even better when I lay me on the plastic furniture covers as well.
Nick
Sort of like that Tom Waits song, right? Slide over on the couch toward yourself...and round about 2:30 in the morning, you've done it again. You've taken advantage of yourself....
I'm sure they do notice that I harm puppies and kitties.
Well if you stopped putting them in your underwear they probably could ignore it.
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Originally Posted by midwinter
Sort of like that Tom Waits song, right? Slide over on the couch toward yourself...and take some pictures of yourself with your puppy and post them on the internet for all to see, but then save those SPECIAL pictures of you with the puppy for those private torrents.
See Mid you never have any good hobbies like saving Dexter for me, or fixing snow blowers, or repairing old RV's.
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I dare you to touch my privates.
Didn't you offer to buy me an ice cream cone first?
Nick
I have a big bubble butt and a head shaped like a butt and my butt smells like butt.
Nick
I agree, but I think the larger issue is deodorant.
I agree, but I think the larger women make for better lovin' when I add the vegetable oil.
I'm sure they like it even better when you lay them on the plastic furniture covers as well.
Nick
I'm sure they like it even better when I dress up in high heels and stockings.
I'm sure they do.
I'm sure I like it even better when I lay me on the plastic furniture covers as well.
Nick
Sort of like that Tom Waits song, right? Slide over on the couch toward yourself...and round about 2:30 in the morning, you've done it again. You've taken advantage of yourself....
I'm sure they do notice that I harm puppies and kitties.
Well if you stopped putting them in your underwear they probably could ignore it.
Sort of like that Tom Waits song, right? Slide over on the couch toward yourself...and take some pictures of yourself with your puppy and post them on the internet for all to see, but then save those SPECIAL pictures of you with the puppy for those private torrents.
See Mid you never have any good hobbies like saving Dexter for me, or fixing snow blowers, or repairing old RV's.
Well if I stopped picking my nose, I'd be anorexic.
Understandable.
It's a good source of protein.
Understandable.
It's a good source of protein, but not quite as good as the one I prefer.
Soy products, I presume.
Soy products don't hold a candle to what I get from my mom.
She is a fantastic woman.
I eat my caca.
Eating your own feces results in mental retardation. Ahh, that explains it.
Eating your own tripe results in stomach indigestion. Ahh, that explains it.
Yes, you might want to wash that stuff first.
My favorite TV show is Friends.
Aww, dammit!
Aww, dagnabit!
Yeah, I used to love Deputy Dawg too.
Yeah, I used cut the pockets out of my pants and play with myself in the movie theater.
While I never quite "Found Nemo" in that regard, I can attempt to appreciate our "differences."
Nick
I am emo. I like to slit my wrists.
Nick
That is very unfortunate. I've heard that can kill you?
That is very unfortunate. I've heard having cats lick your balls can kill you.
Heard that too. Watch the teeth, champ.
On my knees now, and I'll watch the teeth, champ.
How considerate of you.
Misquotations are the only quotations that are never misquoted.
- Hesketh Pearson
How come I have to suck and swallow.
Because you have too many blackheads on your nose.
- My hero
You are a pretty sick guy.
Nick