How many times will Jobs say "Boom" tomorrow?
How many times will Jobs say "Boom" tomorrow?
Naturally this is one of a wild guess but I think he will reach a 2-digit
number. So here you go, my "Booms" (and Jobs accompanying
announcements).
First off, let's talk about MacOS X, now 35 million active user base ("Boom").
8.000 MacOS X Apps, great number, isn't it? Growing. ("Boom.")
iPhone. Apple is proud to announce xxx units sold within
last financial quarter, more than expected, trumps in spades our own expectations.
("Boom.")
May I say "Boom.", this is iPhone version two. Half price for double capacity,
and, listen, people asked me to unlock that thing. This is worth another "Boom." is it not?
(now to something completely different )
iTunes remains Number One in Music downloads, now everything is DRM free,
same price tag, better resolution ("Boom.").
Second. There you go, the new movie rental concept through iTunes Store, which makes
iTunes even more the Number one in digital downloads. ("Boom", "Boom", "Air")
The one-more-BOOM-thing is: Macbook mini, optical less, flash based storage system,
instant booting, the perfect internet-to-go-machine. ("Boom.").
It is dockable with every new Apple Display. Shipping now. ("Boom.").
I count 10 "Booms" in total.
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Naturally this is one of a wild guess but I think he will reach a 2-digit
number. So here you go, my "Booms" (and Jobs accompanying
announcements).
First off, let's talk about MacOS X, now 35 million active user base ("Boom").
8.000 MacOS X Apps, great number, isn't it? Growing. ("Boom.")
iPhone. Apple is proud to announce xxx units sold within
last financial quarter, more than expected, trumps in spades our own expectations.
("Boom.")
May I say "Boom.", this is iPhone version two. Half price for double capacity,
and, listen, people asked me to unlock that thing. This is worth another "Boom." is it not?
(now to something completely different )
iTunes remains Number One in Music downloads, now everything is DRM free,
same price tag, better resolution ("Boom.").
Second. There you go, the new movie rental concept through iTunes Store, which makes
iTunes even more the Number one in digital downloads. ("Boom", "Boom", "Air")
The one-more-BOOM-thing is: Macbook mini, optical less, flash based storage system,
instant booting, the perfect internet-to-go-machine. ("Boom.").
It is dockable with every new Apple Display. Shipping now. ("Boom.").
I count 10 "Booms" in total.
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These threads have become totally ridiculous.
I guess it is just a way to calm my mind a bit. Temp insane hit me.
I wouldn't say too many booms. Usually booms are for demonstrating new software, like a new OS X or iLife. Steve doesn't usually boom new hardware. So I'm going to say just 3 booms.
That is implicating new iPhone, new Macbook mini/nano, new accompanying Displays, isn't it?
That is implicating new iPhone, new Macbook mini/nano, new accompanying Displays, isn't it?
I'm thinking new laptop and iTunes rentals. Not much in the way of new software. If the new iPhone OS is demonstrated, that would definitely call for a couple of booms. So I'm guessing 3 to be safe.
I'm wondering how many times he'll say Apple is "really excited about this."
I'm wondering how many times he'll say that "people have been telling us that they want _______"
I'm also wondering how many "one more things" there'll be.
Jobs "BOOM" not as bad as Emeril saying "BAM" all through his cooking show.
I don't know Emeril, though I can't comment.
This is the most hilarious thread I've encountered on these forums. Congratulations.
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I'm also wondering how many "one more things" there'll be.
"One more thing" is "one more thing" by definition. no plural form,
if you ask me.
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This is the most hilarious thread I've encountered on these forums. Congratulations.
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Outhere Brothers
Boom boom boom let me hear you say hey ho (x8)
Now hear this
This is the Outhere Brothers back at home
Ready to rock the world with the boom
So I hope you can stand the vibration
'Cos we're about to rock the entire nation
Alright here we go
Boom boom boom let me hear you say hey ho (x8)
Girl your booty is so brown
Let me look you up and down
Can I take you one more time
I won't stop it till you're mine
If I cannot be with you maybe I can have a taste
Put your arms around me girl and your kisses on my face
Boom boom boom let me hear you say hey ho (x4)
REPEAT SECOND VERSE
Geronimo look out below here comes the brother
With the off-beat flow
I just fell from the mother ship
Outhere Brothers about to rip on another trip
Slip don't trip check out the dibble dip
Malik is in the house and I'll turn your body into fruit
As I come from the depths of doom
Step back touch down with a boom
Boom boom boom let me hear you say hey ho
Outhere Brothers
I wanna f**k you in the *ss,
I wanna f**k you in the *ss,
I wanna f**k you in the *ss,
I wanna f**k you in the *ss,
I wanna f**k you in the *ss.
This is a tricky one to pin down... I'm going to say 13 booms. I'll even offer to make the official count once the keynote video is available.
Why the heck 13? Can you elaborate a bit?