Right now Steve Jobs is locked in a dark closet by himself and, with Keynote slides and product demos flashing through his mind, whispers, "Speed. I...am...speed."
Screaming at his assistants, "I told you to get this F***ING READY!!!!!! What the F*** are you doing? If there's a glitch you're all F***ING FIRED!!!!!"
Screaming at his assistants, "I told you to get this F***ING READY!!!!!! What the F*** are you doing? If there's a glitch you're all F***ING FIRED!!!!!"
You guys remember what happened to Frank, don'tcha!!!
Right now Steve Jobs is double-checking with the stage manager that there's plenty of bottles of Smart Water on stage.
"Smart Water, right? Smart Water? Nothing but Smart Water. I won't drink any other water, Phil. If it's not Smart Water, you're fired. Oh, what the hell, after this is over you're fired -- just in case it's not Smart Water. Where's my teddy bear?"
Right now Steve Jobs is going to the restroom for the last time after notifying his assistants of such by saying, "I'll be right back. Gotta go see a man about a horse."
Right now, Steve is cursing the fact that the tablet isn't ready for it's debut alongside the MBair. But at least he can show the MBair, and surprise us with Apple's other "air" offering in a few months...
Right now Steve Jobs is sending a text message to Bill Gates: "Watch me blow your mind, Billy. SJ"
Right now, Bill is replying via SMS that SJ will read just before walking out on stage: "Did I forget to mention the timebombs we put into Office 2008?"
Right now Steve Jobs is standing very still, eyes closed, hands pressed together in front of his mouth as he whispers, "You've got a lot of really great stuff to tell them about today. You're really excited about this. You're the man, Steve. One more thing..."
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his ass off.
Does Steve even read the forums here and at other sites?
Most probably yes. Not of course during the work hours, but at moments when he needs to relax and sleep peacefully.
... making plastics.
I misread that as "Time for another montage" and all I can think about is Team America's training montage song. Thanks a lot.
I can picture Steve preparing for tuesday in similar fashion. "Time for another Keynote"
Screaming at his assistants, "I told you to get this F***ING READY!!!!!! What the F*** are you doing? If there's a glitch you're all F***ING FIRED!!!!!"
You guys remember what happened to Frank, don'tcha!!!
fresh, maybe salad with fried chick peas or something.)
"Smart Water, right? Smart Water? Nothing but Smart Water. I won't drink any other water, Phil. If it's not Smart Water, you're fired. Oh, what the hell, after this is over you're fired -- just in case it's not Smart Water. Where's my teddy bear?"
"Mee, May, Mah, Mo, Moooo. Lither leather, lither leather...."
Right now Steve Jobs is sending a text message to Bill Gates: "Watch me blow your mind, Billy. SJ"
Right now, Bill is replying via SMS that SJ will read just before walking out on stage: "Did I forget to mention the timebombs we put into Office 2008?"