The "Duh" Thread
Dedicated to stories that make one say "well, duh" or "no shit, dumb ass."
Let's begin:
Pentagon bans Google Earth teams from military bases.
Really guys...you mean you don't want street view for those things? I can't imagine why. Can I get a Duh?!?!
Any better ones?
Let's begin:
Pentagon bans Google Earth teams from military bases.
Really guys...you mean you don't want street view for those things? I can't imagine why. Can I get a Duh?!?!
Any better ones?
Comments
SHOCKA!!
It's like they have different kinds of chromosomes or something!
Dedicated to stories that make one say "well, duh" or "no shit, dumb ass."
Let's begin:
Pentagon bans Google Earth teams from military bases.
Really guys...you mean you don't want street view for those things? I can't imagine why. Can I get a Duh?!?!
Any better ones?
The truly 'duh' moment in that story is the revelation that one army base allowed Google in.
haha.
Shocking new revelation: Unchecked government powers get abused]
Isn't that the same as "Power corrupts, and absolute power corrupts absolutely"?
Cheers
Google could be superseded, says web inventor
The next generation of web technology is likely to be far more powerful than the current crop, Tim Berners-Lee said
What...really? The internet will get faster, more connected, more efficient. Surely you jest!
The economy is in deep doo doo...
Let's see...
Some headlines I have seen today:
-Carlyle Capital on verge of collapse
-Oil Prices Set New Highs Above $110
-Foreclosures up 60% from a year ago, says RealtyTrac
-Gold rallies to $1,000 level
-Gas Not Alone -- Food Prices Way Up, Too
-Asian stocks fall on dollar weakness
-Dollar at record low against euro
All is fine....
Just ask this guy... http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/0...t_n_88907.html Watch the Video
Fellows
Tech’s Late Adopters Prefer the Tried and True
Let me give you another Duh kinda moment:
The economy is in deep doo doo...
Let's see...
Some headlines I have seen today:
-Carlyle Capital on verge of collapse
-Oil Prices Set New Highs Above $110
-Foreclosures up 60% from a year ago, says RealtyTrac
-Gold rallies to $1,000 level
-Gas Not Alone -- Food Prices Way Up, Too
-Asian stocks fall on dollar weakness
-Dollar at record low against euro
All is fine....
Just ask this guy... http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/0...t_n_88907.html Watch the Video
Fellows
To be fair, he wasn't saying everything was fine at all. He was taking issue with the reporter citing "experts" saying gas was going to be $4.00 a gallon. Bush said hadn't heard that, but you have to know the context of the reporter's statement. There is no consensus that gas is going to $4 a gallon..only some worst case scenarios and prices in certain geographic locations.
But yeah, I agree...the economy is about to go in the shitter. Ironic that I'm going to apply for a mortgage today!
Duh.
So today for class I wore a bright green hoodie. Was I cold-called wearing a bright green hoodie?
Duh.
Well done.
Gates sees technology advancing.
As an aside, I love how Gates tries to prognosticate like this. He follows Jobs around like a puppy it seems. The difference is Jobs says something, and then it, uh..happens.