Song Lyrics That Sound Dirty, But Aren't

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  • Reply 21 of 49
    midwintermidwinter Posts: 10,060member
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by MacBookAir77 View Post


    lol I was laughing for like 20mins. after I read this



    I chuckled and then remembered what 2008 minus 1995 equals.



    By the same token, I don't know why, but I suspect that "Afternoon Delight" may make a couple of references to sex.
  • Reply 22 of 49
    sdw2001sdw2001 Posts: 17,061member
    Personally I never go the meaningt this song:



    Quote:

    Now I hope you don't get mad at me

    But I told Nate you was a freak

    He said he wants a slut, hope you don't mind

    I told him how you like it from behind



  • Reply 23 of 49
    you let me violate you

    you let me desecrate you

    you let me penetrate you

    you let me complicate you



    help me

    i broke apart my insides

    help me

    i've got no soul to sell

    help me

    the only thing that works for me

    help me get away from myself



    i want to fuck you like an animal

    i want to feel you from the inside

    i want to fuck you like an animal

    my whole existence is flawed

    you get me closer to god



    You can have my isolation

    You can have the hate that it brings

    You can have my absence of faith

    You can have my everything



    help me

    tear down my reason

    help me

    it's your sex i can smell

    help me

    you make me perfect

    help me

    think of somebody else



    i want to fuck you like an animal

    i want to feel you from the inside

    i want to fuck you like an animal

    my whole existence is flawed



    you

    get

    me closer to god



    through every forest

    above the trees

    within my stomach

    scraped off my knees

    i drink the honey

    from inide your hive

    you are the reason i stay alive
  • Reply 24 of 49
    midwintermidwinter Posts: 10,060member
    I'm now officially convinced that subtlety and nuance are things of the past. Maybe I should start a thread about "lyrics that are dirty" and see if people post a bunch of lyrics that are totally, absolutely, not dirty at all.





    At any rate, this NIN lyric works because "I want to fuck you like an animal" TOTALLY sounds dirty but isn't. See, he means "fuck" more like the German "fickt," which means "fuck," but it's in German!
  • Reply 25 of 49
    dmzdmz Posts: 5,775member
    ...so there was this bunk bed that Ikea sold in Gremany -- the product was named Gutvik...























  • Reply 26 of 49
    midwintermidwinter Posts: 10,060member
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by dmz View Post


    ...so there was this bunk bed that Ikea sold in Gremany -- the product was named Gutvik...



    Har. Gotta love those problems with language. Gut "Vik," huh?
  • Reply 27 of 49
    dmzdmz Posts: 5,775member
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by midwinter View Post


    Har. Gotta love those problems with language. Gut "Vik," huh?



    Hee hee -- it was either Wal-Mart or McDonalds who told their employees to smile at the customers there in zeh fathaland, most people assumed that their checkers were flirting with them.



    I already did the one about the Spanish got milk? campaign that came across as "are you lactating?" didn't I?
  • Reply 28 of 49
    midwintermidwinter Posts: 10,060member
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by dmz View Post


    Hee hee -- it was either Wal-Mart or McDonalds who told their employees to smile at the customers there in zeh fathaland, most people assumed that their checkers were flirting with them.



    I already did the one about the Spanish got milk? campaign that came across as "are you lactating?" didn't I?



    Heh. My understanding, though, is that WM just doesn't do that well in Germany mostly because of the following:



    1) It's against the law to sell for less than you purchased for.

    2) Everything has to close at 7:00 (am I right? It's been a while since I was in Germany and in a position to notice [that is, although I was recently there, I had no interaction with stores).

    3) The only real advantage of WM is the convenience of everything being in one place. But that's usually how it is in the city centers anyway.



    As for Micky Dee's...my expat buddy in Wuppertal tells me that before McDonald's came to town, you couldn't really get take out coffee.
  • Reply 29 of 49
    dmzdmz Posts: 5,775member
    That's interesting. Speaking of coffee, I read that Starbuck's is doing a good job penetrating the european market, even Austria.
  • Reply 30 of 49
    hardeeharharhardeeharhar Posts: 4,841member
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by dmz View Post


    That's interesting. Speaking of coffee, I read that Starbuck's is doing a good job penetrating the european market, even Austria.



    We'd all love to take Austria over our knee, but I hear France is more into spankings...
  • Reply 31 of 49
    splinemodelsplinemodel Posts: 7,311member
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by midwinter View Post


    I'm now officially convinced that subtlety and nuance are things of the past.



    Sensibilities have changed. Subtlety and nuance are still alive, just not when pertaining to sexual material.
  • Reply 32 of 49
    midwintermidwinter Posts: 10,060member
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Splinemodel View Post


    Sensibilities have changed. Subtlety and nuance are still alive, just not when pertaining to sexual material.



    Wait. Are you being ironic? I can't tell anymore.
  • Reply 33 of 49
    dmzdmz Posts: 5,775member
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by midwinter View Post


    I'm now officially convinced that subtlety and nuance are things of the past.



    midwinter -- I think we're at the point where "Satire herself stands mute."
  • Reply 34 of 49
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Sherman Homan View Post


    Some people think this song has a double entendre, I for one can't see it, it seems pretty clear that it is a nice wholesome song about the beauty of ballroom dancing:



    AC/DC- "BIG BALLS"



    I'm rather upper class high society

    God's gift to ballroom notoriety

    I always fill my ballroom

    The event is never small

    The social pages say I've got

    The biggest balls of all

    CHORUS:

    I've got big balls

    I've got big balls

    And they're such big balls

    Dirty big balls

    And he's got big balls

    And she's got big balls

    But we've got the biggest balls of them all

    And my balls are always bouncing

    My ballroom always full

    And everybody comes and comes again

    If your name is on the guest list

    No one can take you higher

    Everybody says I've got

    Great balls of fire

    CHORUS

    Some balls are held for charity

    And some for fancy dress

    But when they're held for pleasure

    They're the balls that I like best

    My balls are always bouncing

    To the left and to the right

    It's my belief that my big balls

    Should be held every night



    The Balls that AC/DC are singing about was a brand name of Italian designer jeans when it was written.
  • Reply 35 of 49
    midwintermidwinter Posts: 10,060member
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by djbamber View Post


    The Balls that AC/DC are singing about was a brand name of Italian designer jeans when it was written.



    That would explain this bit:



    Quote:

    Some balls are held for charity

    And some for fancy dress

    But when they're held for pleasure

    They're the balls that I like best

    My balls are always bouncing

    To the left and to the right

    It's my belief that my big balls

    Should be held every night



    No. Wait. It doesn't.
  • Reply 36 of 49
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by midwinter View Post


    That would explain this bit:







    No. Wait. It doesn't.



    hahahahahahahaha
  • Reply 37 of 49
    My wife quite like Shania twain, but for several years thought the line in (I think it's called) "Man, I feel like a woman" where she sings "combing my hair, doin' a dare" was actually Shania singing about having "cum in my hair, doin' a dare"



    It actually fits the rest of the song pretty well...



    Sorry.



    Martin.
  • Reply 38 of 49
    bageljoeybageljoey Posts: 1,762member
    Well, I remember when I was just a young lad, the time I heard "I've got a brand new pair of roller skates/ and you've got a brand new key" and took it for a song about sexual awakening. Seemed rather blatant to me but the one person I mentioned it to in conversation looked at me like I had two heads so I never brought it up again.



    Course, if you think I am totally wrong, then it falls into the category off the original thread (at least for me).
  • Reply 39 of 49
    I remember once when its was the last day of school in the fifth some one had this song on there car really loud:

    "Lets talk about sex baby,

    Lets talk about bubbles in the tub,"

    thats all I remember and the day after that all lot of people had iPods
  • Reply 40 of 49
    Do the Dew sounds worng
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