I'm now officially convinced that subtlety and nuance are things of the past. Maybe I should start a thread about "lyrics that are dirty" and see if people post a bunch of lyrics that are totally, absolutely, not dirty at all.
At any rate, this NIN lyric works because "I want to fuck you like an animal" TOTALLY sounds dirty but isn't. See, he means "fuck" more like the German "fickt," which means "fuck," but it's in German!
Har. Gotta love those problems with language. Gut "Vik," huh?
Hee hee -- it was either Wal-Mart or McDonalds who told their employees to smile at the customers there in zeh fathaland, most people assumed that their checkers were flirting with them.
I already did the one about the Spanish got milk? campaign that came across as "are you lactating?" didn't I?
Hee hee -- it was either Wal-Mart or McDonalds who told their employees to smile at the customers there in zeh fathaland, most people assumed that their checkers were flirting with them.
I already did the one about the Spanish got milk? campaign that came across as "are you lactating?" didn't I?
Heh. My understanding, though, is that WM just doesn't do that well in Germany mostly because of the following:
1) It's against the law to sell for less than you purchased for.
2) Everything has to close at 7:00 (am I right? It's been a while since I was in Germany and in a position to notice [that is, although I was recently there, I had no interaction with stores).
3) The only real advantage of WM is the convenience of everything being in one place. But that's usually how it is in the city centers anyway.
As for Micky Dee's...my expat buddy in Wuppertal tells me that before McDonald's came to town, you couldn't really get take out coffee.
Some people think this song has a double entendre, I for one can't see it, it seems pretty clear that it is a nice wholesome song about the beauty of ballroom dancing:
AC/DC- "BIG BALLS"
I'm rather upper class high society
God's gift to ballroom notoriety
I always fill my ballroom
The event is never small
The social pages say I've got
The biggest balls of all
CHORUS:
I've got big balls
I've got big balls
And they're such big balls
Dirty big balls
And he's got big balls
And she's got big balls
But we've got the biggest balls of them all
And my balls are always bouncing
My ballroom always full
And everybody comes and comes again
If your name is on the guest list
No one can take you higher
Everybody says I've got
Great balls of fire
CHORUS
Some balls are held for charity
And some for fancy dress
But when they're held for pleasure
They're the balls that I like best
My balls are always bouncing
To the left and to the right
It's my belief that my big balls
Should be held every night
The Balls that AC/DC are singing about was a brand name of Italian designer jeans when it was written.
My wife quite like Shania twain, but for several years thought the line in (I think it's called) "Man, I feel like a woman" where she sings "combing my hair, doin' a dare" was actually Shania singing about having "cum in my hair, doin' a dare"
It actually fits the rest of the song pretty well...
Well, I remember when I was just a young lad, the time I heard "I've got a brand new pair of roller skates/ and you've got a brand new key" and took it for a song about sexual awakening. Seemed rather blatant to me but the one person I mentioned it to in conversation looked at me like I had two heads so I never brought it up again.
Course, if you think I am totally wrong, then it falls into the category off the original thread (at least for me).
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lol I was laughing for like 20mins. after I read this
I chuckled and then remembered what 2008 minus 1995 equals.
By the same token, I don't know why, but I suspect that "Afternoon Delight" may make a couple of references to sex.
Now I hope you don't get mad at me
But I told Nate you was a freak
He said he wants a slut, hope you don't mind
I told him how you like it from behind
you let me desecrate you
you let me penetrate you
you let me complicate you
help me
i broke apart my insides
help me
i've got no soul to sell
help me
the only thing that works for me
help me get away from myself
i want to fuck you like an animal
i want to feel you from the inside
i want to fuck you like an animal
my whole existence is flawed
you get me closer to god
You can have my isolation
You can have the hate that it brings
You can have my absence of faith
You can have my everything
help me
tear down my reason
help me
it's your sex i can smell
help me
you make me perfect
help me
think of somebody else
i want to fuck you like an animal
i want to feel you from the inside
i want to fuck you like an animal
my whole existence is flawed
you
get
me closer to god
through every forest
above the trees
within my stomach
scraped off my knees
i drink the honey
from inide your hive
you are the reason i stay alive
At any rate, this NIN lyric works because "I want to fuck you like an animal" TOTALLY sounds dirty but isn't. See, he means "fuck" more like the German "fickt," which means "fuck," but it's in German!
...so there was this bunk bed that Ikea sold in Gremany -- the product was named Gutvik...
Har. Gotta love those problems with language. Gut "Vik," huh?
Har. Gotta love those problems with language. Gut "Vik," huh?
Hee hee -- it was either Wal-Mart or McDonalds who told their employees to smile at the customers there in zeh fathaland, most people assumed that their checkers were flirting with them.
I already did the one about the Spanish got milk? campaign that came across as "are you lactating?" didn't I?
Hee hee -- it was either Wal-Mart or McDonalds who told their employees to smile at the customers there in zeh fathaland, most people assumed that their checkers were flirting with them.
I already did the one about the Spanish got milk? campaign that came across as "are you lactating?" didn't I?
Heh. My understanding, though, is that WM just doesn't do that well in Germany mostly because of the following:
1) It's against the law to sell for less than you purchased for.
2) Everything has to close at 7:00 (am I right? It's been a while since I was in Germany and in a position to notice [that is, although I was recently there, I had no interaction with stores).
3) The only real advantage of WM is the convenience of everything being in one place. But that's usually how it is in the city centers anyway.
As for Micky Dee's...my expat buddy in Wuppertal tells me that before McDonald's came to town, you couldn't really get take out coffee.
That's interesting. Speaking of coffee, I read that Starbuck's is doing a good job penetrating the european market, even Austria.
We'd all love to take Austria over our knee, but I hear France is more into spankings...
I'm now officially convinced that subtlety and nuance are things of the past.
Sensibilities have changed. Subtlety and nuance are still alive, just not when pertaining to sexual material.
Sensibilities have changed. Subtlety and nuance are still alive, just not when pertaining to sexual material.
Wait. Are you being ironic? I can't tell anymore.
I'm now officially convinced that subtlety and nuance are things of the past.
midwinter -- I think we're at the point where "Satire herself stands mute."
Some people think this song has a double entendre, I for one can't see it, it seems pretty clear that it is a nice wholesome song about the beauty of ballroom dancing:
AC/DC- "BIG BALLS"
I'm rather upper class high society
God's gift to ballroom notoriety
I always fill my ballroom
The event is never small
The social pages say I've got
The biggest balls of all
CHORUS:
I've got big balls
I've got big balls
And they're such big balls
Dirty big balls
And he's got big balls
And she's got big balls
But we've got the biggest balls of them all
And my balls are always bouncing
My ballroom always full
And everybody comes and comes again
If your name is on the guest list
No one can take you higher
Everybody says I've got
Great balls of fire
CHORUS
Some balls are held for charity
And some for fancy dress
But when they're held for pleasure
They're the balls that I like best
My balls are always bouncing
To the left and to the right
It's my belief that my big balls
Should be held every night
The Balls that AC/DC are singing about was a brand name of Italian designer jeans when it was written.
The Balls that AC/DC are singing about was a brand name of Italian designer jeans when it was written.
That would explain this bit:
Some balls are held for charity
And some for fancy dress
But when they're held for pleasure
They're the balls that I like best
My balls are always bouncing
To the left and to the right
It's my belief that my big balls
Should be held every night
No. Wait. It doesn't.
That would explain this bit:
No. Wait. It doesn't.
hahahahahahahaha
It actually fits the rest of the song pretty well...
Sorry.
Martin.
Course, if you think I am totally wrong, then it falls into the category off the original thread (at least for me).
"Lets talk about sex baby,
Lets talk about bubbles in the tub,"
thats all I remember and the day after that all lot of people had iPods