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in AppleOutsider edited January 2014




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Dear Mr. Colley,



Thank you for your letter. It's always a

pleasure getting mail from a fan. Enclosed

in this letter are some coupons for some

of my best selling books to be used at the

bookstore of your choice. Have a pleasant

day!



Sincerely,

Richard D.

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  • Reply 1 of 9
    guybrush threepwoodguybrush threepwood Posts: 1,109member
    It's like a Christian version of MarcUK...
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    outsideroutsider Posts: 6,008member
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Guybrush Threepwood View Post


    It's like a Christian version of MarcUK...



    I don't think even Mark has ever used that many obscenities in one thread, never mind one post!
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  • Reply 3 of 9
    floorjackfloorjack Posts: 2,726member
    Coupons?
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    durin oakenskindurin oakenskin Posts: 202member
    That's what I call a personal attack...
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    tontontonton Posts: 14,067
    How would I respond? Publish it, with name and address intact. Make sure a copy finds its way onto this person's pastor's desk, as well as his parents' and that of his boss.
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    dollarcollapse(tm)dollarcollapse(tm) Posts: 117member
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Guybrush Threepwood View Post


    It's like a Christian version of MarcUK...



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    hassan i sabbahhassan i sabbah Posts: 3,987member
    Dear "DMZ"...
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    tontontonton Posts: 14,067
    Quote:
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    Dear "DMZ"...



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  • Reply 9 of 9
    cosmonutcosmonut Posts: 4,872member
    Dear Mr. Colley,



    Thank you for your comments on my article. Let me compliment you on the breadth of your vocabulary and excellent use of adjectives. I also appreciate you printing your name after your signature as it was a little difficult to read.



    One suggestion: You may want to back off slightly on the use of all caps. I've heard that it often comes across as shouting.



    Best Wishes,

    Richard
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