The International Insult Thread

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in General Discussion edited January 2014
A small collection of common international insults taken from the FHM 2002 Diary.



Feel free to add your own.



J :cool:



Canada (Quebec) ? ?Va ta faire d éfoncer!? Go get a*s f*cked.



Denmark ? ?Knalden nosserøv.? You f*cking balls-ar*e.



Finland ? ?Aitisi nai poroja.? Your mother copulates with reindeer.



France ? ?Mes couilles sur ton nez.? My balls on your nose.



Germany ? ?Leck mich am Arsch!? Lick my a*s.



Greece ? ?Gamo to mouni pou se petage.? I f*ck the pu*sy you came from.



Ireland (Rep of) ? ?P óg mo thón, cioch.? Kiss my ar*e, t!t.



Italy ? ?Vaffanculo!? Go f*ck yourself.



Japan ? ?Kusu o taberu na.? Eat f*cking sh!t.



Mexico ? ?Chuputa mi cojones.? Suck my nutsack.



Russia ? ?Tva-ya mama sa-seet korrov-on-ni-ye hoy-ee.? Your mother sucks cow-d!cks.



Spain ? ?Metete un palo en el culo.? Shove a stick up you?re a*s.
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Comments

  • Reply 1 of 36
    Wow... more than we wanted to know! :eek:
  • Reply 2 of 36
    Impressive :eek:
  • Reply 3 of 36
    Note: you can say anything short of the F-bomb on here without bumping into the censoring device.



    It censors one word. ****.
  • Reply 4 of 36
    Russia: "Iob tvaiu mat'" Fµck your mother
  • Reply 5 of 36
    ac2cac2c Posts: 60member
    Tigrinian (Eritrea) Swatay Migurka, Ata. (Seven times in your asshole, boy.) A deadly insult which might result in corporal damage to one or both of those involved. Ah, the wonders of a misspent youth in East Africa.



    [ 11-25-2001: Message edited by: ac2c ]</p>
  • Reply 6 of 36
    jambojambo Posts: 3,036member
    *cough*



    Surely there are some more out there? This could turn into a handy holiday bible which you could print out and take with you on vacation.



    Disclaimer: To be used on rude waiters/shopkeepers only!



    Jamie :cool:
  • Reply 7 of 36
    I found a bunch of Arabic ones when AI chat was invaded...they were rather amusing.
  • Reply 8 of 36
    murbotmurbot Posts: 5,262member
    [quote]Originally posted by Jonathan:

    <strong>Note: you can say anything short of the F-bomb on here without bumping into the censoring device.



    It censors one word. ****.</strong><hr></blockquote>





    Oh fuck.
  • Reply 9 of 36
    murbotmurbot Posts: 5,262member
    Hey I just realized something. That was my 69th post. heh heh
  • Reply 10 of 36
    cdhostagecdhostage Posts: 1,038member
    Hey! It didn't censor Murbot!
  • Reply 11 of 36
    macaddictmacaddict Posts: 1,055member
    Oh I remember that. ****.



    ****.



    ****



    [ 12-01-2001: Message edited by: MacAddict ]</p>
  • Reply 12 of 36
    giaguaragiaguara Posts: 2,724member
    Should this nowadays be situated in FC?



    More...



    IT: Vai a fatti fottere (like the one above in french).



  • Reply 13 of 36
    NYC

    fu*k you you f*ckin cunt rag!



    (thats what i hear alot)
  • Reply 14 of 36
    defiantdefiant Posts: 4,876member
    Swiss German - chasch mich am arsch läcke du schissidiot (you can lick my ass you ****ing idiot)
  • Reply 15 of 36
    trevormtrevorm Posts: 841member
    hehehe!

    These are great! But I think I will struggle to pronounce one or two of them.
  • Reply 16 of 36
    F CK YOU!
  • Reply 17 of 36
    giaguaragiaguara Posts: 2,724member
    fsck -y
  • Reply 18 of 36
    stunnedstunned Posts: 1,096member
    <img src="graemlins/oyvey.gif" border="0" alt="[No]" />



    Let's not insult anyone anywhere shall we.
  • Reply 19 of 36
    German: (This is a last resort insult, a very grave thing that must only be said to the worst and most heinous scumbags) Du Bist ein Amerikanischer!
  • Reply 20 of 36
    groveratgroverat Posts: 10,872member
    OMG!



    Delete user.



    Ban thread.
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