Worst Pick-Up Lines Ever Created...And Hopefully Never Used

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cosmonutcosmonut
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in General Discussion edited January 2014
Those who use them should be shot immediately. I'll start, of course:



"You MUST be a cow because Milk does your body goooooood!"

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  • Reply 1 of 17
    sinewavesinewave Posts: 1,074member
    "can I use your thighs as ear muffs"



    "My goat bite just healed.. wanna dance?"
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  • Reply 2 of 17
    doctorgonzodoctorgonzo Posts: 529member
    "Here's a quarter.....I expect change biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttchhhhhhhhh!"
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    macoraclemacoracle Posts: 92member
    Here's 20p, go tell your mother you're not coming home tonight.
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  • Reply 4 of 17
    masterzeusmasterzeus Posts: 111member
    "Those are some beautiful legs, what time do they open?"



    "My place or yours?"



    "Wanna phuck?"



    "Do you want to do it on the bed or the floor?"



    "Hello, I'm rich, wanna phuck?"
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  • Reply 5 of 17
    groveratgroverat Posts: 10,872member
    "Was your mom a beaver? 'cuz DAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN!"
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    willoughbywilloughby Posts: 1,457member
    Are those space pants you're wearing? Cause your ass is out of this world!
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  • Reply 7 of 17
    crawlingparanoiacrawlingparanoia Posts: 443member
    "Your dad must be a baker 'cause I really like your buns."



    "Do you wash you pants in Windex, 'cause I can see myself in them."



    "I heard you look good naked... wanna prove it?"



    *look down* "Well it's not gonna suck itself."
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  • Reply 8 of 17
    emaneman Posts: 7,204member
    LOL good thread... keep them coming.
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  • Reply 9 of 17
    a10t2a10t2 Posts: 191member
    "Nice dress... it'd look better on my floor."



    "I lost my phone number, can I have yours?"
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  • Reply 10 of 17
    tigerwoods99tigerwoods99 Posts: 2,633member
    *check the label of her shirt*



    "I just wanted to see if you were made in Heaven."
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  • Reply 11 of 17
    the toolboithe toolboi Posts: 557member
    If you want the worst lines go watch any Kevin Smith movie and wait for Jay and Silent Bob to come on. Jay is da man



    How 'bout:

    "Do you have something in that cannon for me?" - Deflator Mouse, The Tick.
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  • Reply 12 of 17
    solosolo Posts: 89member
    "If I said you had a great body, would you hold it against me?"



    "Nice shoes. Wanna f*ck?"
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  • Reply 13 of 17
    cosmonutcosmonut Posts: 4,872member
    Great examples so far. Keep 'em coming. From "A Night at the Roxbury" (I think):



    "So, do you wanna do it, or what?"
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  • Reply 14 of 17
    amorphamorph Posts: 7,112member
    From <a href="http://sinfest.net/d/20011128.html"; target="_blank">today's Sinfest</a>: "You. Me. Make the whoopie. Now."



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    ghost_user_nameghost_user_name Posts: 22,667member
    At a gay bar...



    "Can I push in your stool".
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    outsideroutsider Posts: 6,008member
    "If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together."
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  • Reply 17 of 17
    cosmonutcosmonut Posts: 4,872member
    [quote]Originally posted by Scott H.:

    <strong>At a gay bar...



    "Can I push in your stool".</strong><hr></blockquote>



    <img src="graemlins/hmmm.gif" border="0" alt="[Hmmm]" /> That's just...wrong. If I was gay I don't think I'd even use that.
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