Worst lines from movies

the toolboi · November 28, 2001 2:41PM

I was thinking over some of the really bad movies Ive seen, and suddenly realized that all of their high points was some rediculous line which just makes you go "wha?!".

What do you guys consider to be the worst lines from movies?

I got two that tie right now, mainly for their delivery:

1. Judge Dread: "Ahh dinnt brek no law, Ahh Ayam tha law"

2. The One: "I am not your bitch! I am [insert guys name here]! I am no ones bitch! You are all my bitches!"

groverat · November 28, 2001 2:48PM

"I know Kung-Fu."

ghost_user_name · November 28, 2001 2:50PM

anything from Anikin Skywalker in E1.

kaboom · November 28, 2001 4:52PM

"Now that's a hole!"

From the single most horrendous abomination unleashed upon mankind, "Evolution".

I have to wash myself now that I've mentioned it.

jeffyboy · November 28, 2001 8:11PM

Jesse Ventura from Predator: "I ain't got time to bleed!" So memorably bad it became the title of his autobiography.

Jeff

lucky · November 28, 2001 10:19PM

Any of the three lines from the recent movie "Heist" (possibly one of the worst movies of all time) which all together probably form about half the total dialogue and make for amusing sequences if you and several other people sit around and yell them at each other randomly:

1) "You're bust!"

2) "The job's burnt!"

3) "We need the job!"

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[ 11-29-2001: Message edited by: Lucky ]

the toolboi · November 28, 2001 11:59PM

anything from Anikin Skywalker in E1.

Damn, you win...

"Yipeeeeeeeeeeee"

nonhuman · November 29, 2001 1:28AM

"You know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightening? ..." I think you know where I'm going with this.

artman @_@ · November 30, 2001 4:57PM

I watched "the Rock" last night...jeez, that whole movie is a bad line...

"He'll breathe when you breathe, and when you take a piss...he'll hold it!"

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solo · November 30, 2001 6:56PM

I?ve never been to the opera, (then she snorts)?

cdhostage · December 1, 2001 4:01PM

"i'm surrounded by assholes!"

-Spaceballs

jambo · December 1, 2001 5:17PM

Worst movie line ever?

"Nobody keeps Baby in the corner." - Dirty Dancing

J :cool:

murbot · December 1, 2001 5:26PM

This is a different entry. It's a terrible line according to my wife, but I think it's great.

Army of Darkness (which is really The Evil Dead III)

Set a few hundred years in the future.

Princess: "Why are you acting this way? You said you loved thee!"

Ash - "Uh, well.... where I come from, that's just called Pillow Talk, baby."

Sorry man, I just loved that part. I'm always saying it to my wife (and getting jabbed in the ribs...)

sdw2001 · December 1, 2001 6:45PM

Batman and Robin

Mr. Freeze: "Take two of these, and call me in the morning"

Same character: "Alright everybody, chill!"

uggghhh.

daver · December 1, 2001 8:23PM

"KHAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNN!!!!!"

- Admiral James T. Kirk, Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan

Gotta love his delivery.

toebwon · December 2, 2001 12:51PM

"anything from Anikin Skywalker in E1."

How about anything uttered by Queen Amidala or Jar Jar Binks or hell let's face it the whole damn movie sucked pretty bad.[

alpha mac · December 2, 2001 1:14PM

[quote]Originally posted by Daver:

"KHAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNN!!!!!"

- Admiral James T. Kirk, Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan

Gotta love his delivery.

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Yep you do.

artman @_@ · December 2, 2001 1:15PM

[quote]Originally posted by murbot:

Army of Darkness (which is really The Evil Dead III)<hr></blockquote>

"Good, Bad...I'm the one with the gun...."

"Gimme some sugar baby."

"Shop smart...Shop SMart!"

I love that movie...

pscates · December 2, 2001 1:20PM

Pretty much anything from "Top Gun". I actually walked out of that movie years ago at the theater.

I only saw the entire thing on video about four years ago, and yes...it still sucked as badly as I remembered it.

The first in a long line of "troubled loner trying to live up to the memory/feats of a dead father and ultimately buck the system, get a little smoochie and save the day" movies from Mr. Cruise.

You can take "Top Gun", put it in a courtroom and you'll have "A Few Good Men".

sdw2001 · December 2, 2001 1:52PM

[quote]Originally posted by pscates:

Pretty much anything from "Top Gun". I actually walked out of that movie years ago at the theater.

I only saw the entire thing on video about four years ago, and yes...it still sucked as badly as I remembered it.

The first in a long line of "troubled loner trying to live up to the memory/feats of a dead father and ultimately buck the system, get a little smoochie and save the day" movies from Mr. Cruise.

You can take "Top Gun", put it in a courtroom and you'll have "A Few Good Men".

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I'm sorry, I don't agree. Those movies aren't the same, either. Top Gun was an entertaining box office smash. And the acting simply was not all that bad. True, Days of Thunder was basically Top Gun on wheels, but it is a genre...get over it.

I have never heard anyone say that Top Gun was a "bad" movie. Not until now. Say you didn't care for it, but it wasn't bad at all.

buonrotto · December 2, 2001 1:58PM

I have to second that condemnation of the Top Gun "thang."

You have to admit, these are not good lines:

"Your Ego's writing checks your body can't cash."

"I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you."

Or perhaps they are simply so shamelessly abused to this day that I despise them despite their initial cleverness.

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