Worst lines from movies
I was thinking over some of the really bad movies Ive seen, and suddenly realized that all of their high points was some rediculous line which just makes you go "wha?!".
What do you guys consider to be the worst lines from movies?
I got two that tie right now, mainly for their delivery:
1. Judge Dread: "Ahh dinnt brek no law, Ahh Ayam tha law"
2. The One: "I am not your bitch! I am [insert guys name here]! I am no ones bitch! You are all my bitches!"
What do you guys consider to be the worst lines from movies?
I got two that tie right now, mainly for their delivery:
1. Judge Dread: "Ahh dinnt brek no law, Ahh Ayam tha law"
2. The One: "I am not your bitch! I am [insert guys name here]! I am no ones bitch! You are all my bitches!"
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From the single most horrendous abomination unleashed upon mankind, "Evolution".
I have to wash myself now that I've mentioned it.
Jeff
1) "You're bust!"
2) "The job's burnt!"
3) "We need the job!"
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Damn, you win...
"Yipeeeeeeeeeeee"
"He'll breathe when you breathe, and when you take a piss...he'll hold it!"
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-Spaceballs
"Nobody keeps Baby in the corner." - Dirty Dancing
J :cool:
Army of Darkness (which is really The Evil Dead III)
Set a few hundred years in the future.
Princess: "Why are you acting this way? You said you loved thee!"
Ash - "Uh, well.... where I come from, that's just called Pillow Talk, baby."
Sorry man, I just loved that part. I'm always saying it to my wife (and getting jabbed in the ribs...)
Mr. Freeze: "Take two of these, and call me in the morning"
Same character: "Alright everybody, chill!"
uggghhh.
- Admiral James T. Kirk, Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan
Gotta love his delivery.
How about anything uttered by Queen Amidala or Jar Jar Binks or hell let's face it the whole damn movie sucked pretty bad.[
<strong>"KHAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNN!!!!!"
- Admiral James T. Kirk, Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan
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Yep you do.
<strong>Army of Darkness (which is really The Evil Dead III)</strong><hr></blockquote>
"Good, Bad...I'm the one with the gun...."
"Gimme some sugar baby."
"Shop smart...Shop SMart!"
I love that movie...
I only saw the entire thing on video about four years ago, and yes...it still sucked as badly as I remembered it.
The first in a long line of "troubled loner trying to live up to the memory/feats of a dead father and ultimately buck the system, get a little smoochie and save the day" movies from Mr. Cruise.
You can take "Top Gun", put it in a courtroom and you'll have "A Few Good Men".
<strong>Pretty much anything from "Top Gun". I actually walked out of that movie years ago at the theater.
I only saw the entire thing on video about four years ago, and yes...it still sucked as badly as I remembered it.
The first in a long line of "troubled loner trying to live up to the memory/feats of a dead father and ultimately buck the system, get a little smoochie and save the day" movies from Mr. Cruise.
You can take "Top Gun", put it in a courtroom and you'll have "A Few Good Men".
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I'm sorry, I don't agree. Those movies aren't the same, either. Top Gun was an entertaining box office smash. And the acting simply was not all that bad. True, Days of Thunder was basically Top Gun on wheels, but it is a genre...get over it.
I have never heard anyone say that Top Gun was a "bad" movie. Not until now. Say you didn't care for it, but it wasn't bad at all.
You have to admit, these are not good lines:
"Your Ego's writing checks your body can't cash."
"I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you."
Or perhaps they are simply so shamelessly abused to this day that I despise them despite their initial cleverness.