stupidest commercials ever
ok, just saw one of the most terrible and idiotic commercials i have ever seen. its for a dodge durango, and shows a durango passing a porsche 911 while pulling a trailor, and ends w/ the wife saying, "oh great, stuck behind another one of these" as they come across another 911...
seriously--what kind of morons write this shit??????????
what a load of crap
give me a break...
im sry, but this is so bad i dont even know what to say...
share any other pointless and idiotic commercials uv seen--i know ther are plenty, but cant remember right now...
seriously--what kind of morons write this shit??????????
what a load of crap
give me a break...
im sry, but this is so bad i dont even know what to say...
share any other pointless and idiotic commercials uv seen--i know ther are plenty, but cant remember right now...
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Girl: "Why doesnt everybody come to see this?"
Father: "Because not everyone can get here"
Why do I think that the real reason is because places like that dont exist due to these damn SUVs...
Is this the best they can do?
The tinkling piano or stirring strings, obligatory slo-mo footage of families or individuals of every (and I mean EVERY) race/gender/appearance, all pulled together with an all-too-solemn voice over talking about "trust" or "moving forward" or whatever.
You know the type: these heavy-handed, self-important commercials that are oh so SERIOUS and so forth.
SNL did a great parody on those a year or so back with this fake commercial of all these business and technology cliches, none of them really going together or making much sense. Then at the end, was the logo and tagline, which was "Even we don't know what we do".
I just hate overblown, touchy-feely stuff by companies obviously bandwagon-jumping or blatantly trying to tug at heartstrings or invoke a lump in the throat.
I don't buy into that horseshit and it insults my intelligence, as it should everyone else's.
A particularly annoying series of ads here in Canada are put out by the Buck-a-Day company. They sell "genuine IBM computers" to the tune of some excruciatingly awful music.
<strong>I hate those new Pentium 4 ads with the aliens. I miss the Blue Man Group Ads. They were cool, even though I don't like Pentiums.</strong><hr></blockquote>
Yeah, those are pretty stupid too.
Yeah, the Blue Men were pretty cool.
Steven the Dell Whore
iPod ads
Jeff Goldblum ads
Any ad for a business that tries to milk the events of Septemer 11th. "Keep America Rolling".
Any ad with a politican. Especially George W Bush. Politics aside, anything he says sounds really idiotic, contrived and completely facile. Just a string of nationalistic cliches, most of the time that don't even jibe with his actions.
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SNL did a great parody on those a year or so back with this fake commercial of all these business and technology cliches, none of them really going together or making much sense. Then at the end, was the logo and tagline, which was "Even we don't know what we do".
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Then there was one kinda like that for an investment firm: <a href="http://www.clownpenis.fart" target="_blank">www.clownpenis.fart</a>
<strong>I hate the new Windows XP commercials.
Yeah, the Blue Men were pretty cool.</strong><hr></blockquote>
At least windows XP HAS commercials. When was the last time I saw an OS X commercial, let me think, oh NEVER
<strong>Dell!! Especially their Christmas one, where "Steve" is an elf telling santa how every kid is asking for some toy and how someone should tell them about dell. All their commercials are pathetic, but that one is above and beyond.</strong><hr></blockquote>
AHhaha yeah I about fell off my chair when I saw that lameness. Dell should have just put Beavis and Butthead in their commercials instead. Sad part about it is.. this guy is you average Windows toted teenager you find out the net. So their marketing is actually dead on.
*to the tune of that shit techno "your better off alone" song*
"Do you think you reaaaaaalllly want a clone..."
FCUK I HATE THOSE!
Face it, most advertisers should be lined up against a wall and shot.
I always loved pausing this on a VCR with
"GO FART"....
If someone can find that <a href="http://www.clownpenis.fart" target="_blank">www.clownpenis.fart</a> ad I'd like a download of it.