How I Spent My Honeymoon
well, i was ready to fly down and spend a nice relaxing week in New Mexico.
instead, 12 hours after we got married we were checking into Urgent Care.
from there it was over to the hospital, then a bump up the the emergency room.
turns out her appendix had just gone south, and needed to be taken out A.S.A.P.
so anyway, i've spent my honeymoon at the hospital on a cot with my new bride. not exactly what we had in mind.
but she's doing fine now and just checked out of the hospital today, so all's well.
doc told us we were an hour or two away from it completly rupturing, so we got lucky there.
anyway, married life is exactly what i thought it would be so far, but we figured we'd get the sickness part out of the way first.
instead, 12 hours after we got married we were checking into Urgent Care.
from there it was over to the hospital, then a bump up the the emergency room.
turns out her appendix had just gone south, and needed to be taken out A.S.A.P.
so anyway, i've spent my honeymoon at the hospital on a cot with my new bride. not exactly what we had in mind.
but she's doing fine now and just checked out of the hospital today, so all's well.
doc told us we were an hour or two away from it completly rupturing, so we got lucky there.
anyway, married life is exactly what i thought it would be so far, but we figured we'd get the sickness part out of the way first.
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Hate to tell you but, ... um ..., my wife was very "excited" about getting married. Nudge Nudge Wink Wink. Hope you didn't miss out on that.
lol, hard to argue with that, but i don't want to take another trip to the hospital.
<strong>lol, my wife was asking the doctors how long until we could start being intimate. she kept asking until she found the lowest answer.
lol, hard to argue with that, but i don't want to take another trip to the hospital. </strong><hr></blockquote>
Did she ask all the doctors "how long until we could start being intimate" OR did she say "how long before my husband and I can be intimate"?
There's an important difference in the wording, you know.
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Did she ask all the doctors "how long until we could start being intimate" OR did she say "how long before my husband and I can be intimate"?
There's an important difference in the wording, you know.</strong><hr></blockquote>
Right.... was the doctor a handsome fella?