You know, I just really hate it that when I bite into a sandwich/burger, the entire contents between the buns squeezes out the other end. At the end I'm left with sandwich/burger filling and messy hands. I HATE THAT!
I do not go bowling very often but when I do the alley is just filled with smoke. I hate the smell of cigarette smoke. <img src="graemlins/smokin.gif" border="0" alt="[Chilling]" />
Worse still is when the bowling alley doesn't carry your shoe size and you have to wear two sizes too big (14 in my case), which of course inevitably leads to you bowling in socks, which in turn leads to you falling on your ass at least once if you throw the ball with any force.
Oh and I don't like ultra-liberal revisionist-history-loving artists either.
I've met a militant lesbian feminist who immediately took offense at every possible permutation of my words I hate people who dissect your sentences looking for ways to nail you.
<strong>Worse still is when the bowling alley doesn't carry your shoe size and you have to wear two sizes too big (14 in my case), which of course inevitably leads to you bowling in socks, which in turn leads to you falling on your ass at least once if you throw the ball with any force.
Oh and I don't like ultra-liberal revisionist-history-loving artists either.
I was in front of the apple store in the mall of america yesterday... just sitting in the bench directly outside it for about twenty minutes...
And suddenly this stroller parks right in front of me... almost ran my feet over and this "salesman" looking guy corners me into the bench and starts asking me strange questions... "If I would like to make any money?, Am i interested in making money on the internet?, whats my name and number?, blah blah blah for like four minutes..."
So I gave him a different Name and a 555 number...
I told him I didnt have any money and couldnt help him...
anyway he insists on giving me his card and having me call him? He says he is the president of "AJ Marketing"...
why is this guy coming up to me... I obviously dont look rich... which leaves me with the latent thought that this was a prelude to a creepy situation...?..?...
I dont even know if there was a baby in the stroller... maybe it was just a prop... It is just spooky...
(Sunday) drivers who join traffic on the freeway at 30 and 40 mph when the speed of the flow on the freeway is 70 mph. I saw 4 drivers, all at least 70 years old by the looks of it, come *so* close to causing as many accidents in just a 6 mile stretch of highway this afternoon. Idiots! :eek:
the other day, something broke on my car, and now the sensor that tells the car that the driver's door is shut is going haywire. as i drive down the road, it constantly switches between open and shut. so, the overhead light blinks on and off and the little "ding" is constantly dinging. its just on the verge of being annoying enough to drive me crazy but not serious enough to blow my money on getting it fixed.
i figured out how to turn the overhead light off, but i can't stop the dinging.
[QB]That kid from the dell commercials.QB]<hr></blockquote>
Thank you! Glad to see that I am not the only one to find that series of commercials unbearably grating. The last one where he tries to return his elf uniform to the gift return line is the worst; who was the marketing genius that sold Mike Dell on this? "It's great, Mike, we'll have a mentally defective teeny-bopper sell your computers"
Where is he going to show up next? Maybe we should make up a new thread- I see him (after having wandered onto the interstate) flatlining in the ER and weakly telling the ER staff "dude, you shoulda gotten a de<grrgle>...."
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Oh and I don't like ultra-liberal revisionist-history-loving artists either.
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<strong>Worse still is when the bowling alley doesn't carry your shoe size and you have to wear two sizes too big (14 in my case), which of course inevitably leads to you bowling in socks, which in turn leads to you falling on your ass at least once if you throw the ball with any force.
Oh and I don't like ultra-liberal revisionist-history-loving artists either.
[ 01-12-2002: Message edited by: Moogs ? ]</strong><hr></blockquote>
know the feeling. size 16 is hard to come by in a bowling alley and when you do get em you look like a clown.
<strong> nail you.</strong><hr></blockquote>
"nail you"? You think your penis is some kind of weapon to pin women down with? Rapist!
<strong>"Let's just be friends."
Or another twist on that:
"I just don't see you that way."
And suddenly this stroller parks right in front of me... almost ran my feet over and this "salesman" looking guy corners me into the bench and starts asking me strange questions... "If I would like to make any money?, Am i interested in making money on the internet?, whats my name and number?, blah blah blah for like four minutes..."
So I gave him a different Name and a 555 number...
I told him I didnt have any money and couldnt help him...
anyway he insists on giving me his card and having me call him? He says he is the president of "AJ Marketing"...
why is this guy coming up to me... I obviously dont look rich... which leaves me with the latent thought that this was a prelude to a creepy situation...?..?...
I dont even know if there was a baby in the stroller... maybe it was just a prop... It is just spooky...
that ruined my day...
E PLURIBUS UNIX
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You know who you are! <img src="graemlins/bugeye.gif" border="0" alt="[Skeptical]" />
That really gets on my nerves.
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"nail you"? You think your penis is some kind of weapon to pin women down with? Rapist!</strong><hr></blockquote>
*LOL*
<strong>know the feeling. size 16 is hard to come by in a bowling alley and when you do get em you look like a clown.</strong><hr></blockquote>
You wear size 16 shoes? Holy crap, dude...are you like 6'8"? *lol*
That kid from the dell commercials.
People who drive a giant SUV while talking on the phone. (nearly got killed by one a few days ago :eek: )
Anybody who watches Professional Wrestling.
Headaches.
i figured out how to turn the overhead light off, but i can't stop the dinging.
[QB]That kid from the dell commercials.QB]<hr></blockquote>
Thank you! Glad to see that I am not the only one to find that series of commercials unbearably grating. The last one where he tries to return his elf uniform to the gift return line is the worst; who was the marketing genius that sold Mike Dell on this? "It's great, Mike, we'll have a mentally defective teeny-bopper sell your computers"
Where is he going to show up next? Maybe we should make up a new thread- I see him (after having wandered onto the interstate) flatlining in the ER and weakly telling the ER staff "dude, you shoulda gotten a de<grrgle>...."
Hate that one.