It was a kamikaze pretzel manufactured by Osama Bin Laden and the Al Quaeda terrorist organization, designed to make the pretzel go down the wrong way. :eek:
It's days like these that chuckleheaded late night comics like Leno, Letterman, Kilborn, O'Brien, etc. fall on their collective knees and thank the mighty gods of comedy for this good fortune bestowed upon them.
Leno: "Due to their apparent danger to citizens, Congress has passed a 15 day waiting period for pretzel purchases..." [crickets chirping...]
Letterman: [pulls at necktie and makes an ugly face for 4-7 minutes, all while that baldheaded jackass Schaffer pisses himself laughing]
What I want to know is if it was a knot or a rod (the pretzel).
And he said he didn't think he was out long, because when he woke up his dogs were sitting in the same postion....just looking at him funny. ha! I can only imagine what they were thinking.
Seriously though, I'm no huge fan of the guy, as president (as a normal guy he seems ok), but at least he had a sense of humor about it. I hear he sent bags of pretzels out to members of the press with a note saying "chew slowly".
Its pretty funny... But I feel kinda sorry for the guy. Almost killed by a pretzel, would have been the most ironic death EVER. Plus... its gotta be kind of embarresing.
I wonder if this will be seen as "crisis coverage" by every news channel...
Apparently, Hannity & Colmes are going to have Mr. Peanut on the panel tonight, to discuss the implications.
Colmes, the liberal, is taking the position that pretzels should be banned, or at the very least, be subject to a background check and 5-day waiting period.
Hannity thinks it's none of the government's business in regulating pretzels and that the Founding Fathers fought for a nation where everyone was allowed to choke as they see fit, without interference from big government.
O'Reilly had the Rolled Gold guy on and yelled at him for evading his questions.
CNN currently has their graphic up: "Choking in the White House: A Salty Crisis" and Fox has gathered a panel consisting of Tony Snow, Laura Ingraham and Dick Morris to cover this in depth.
It's a HUGE story!
We've weathered worse than this as Americans. We must somehow find the strength to eat our pretzels, without fear. Our president was attacked by a salty, twisted coward. He prevailed, as he will with the terrorists.
<strong>It's days like these that chuckleheaded late night comics like Leno, Letterman, Kilborn, O'Brien, etc. fall on their collective knees and thank the mighty gods of comedy for this good fortune bestowed upon them.
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Letterman: It's no laughing matter. He had a cut on his forehead, his cheek was bruised, and this president is not even married to Hillary.
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That's scientific-talk for "****ed up drunk out of his gourd".
- "I coulda been somebody, I coulda been a contendah!"
Leno: "Due to their apparent danger to citizens, Congress has passed a 15 day waiting period for pretzel purchases..." [crickets chirping...]
Letterman: [pulls at necktie and makes an ugly face for 4-7 minutes, all while that baldheaded jackass Schaffer pisses himself laughing]
Jeez.
And he said he didn't think he was out long, because when he woke up his dogs were sitting in the same postion....just looking at him funny. ha! I can only imagine what they were thinking.
Seriously though, I'm no huge fan of the guy, as president (as a normal guy he seems ok), but at least he had a sense of humor about it. I hear he sent bags of pretzels out to members of the press with a note saying "chew slowly".
I wonder if this will be seen as "crisis coverage" by every news channel...
<strong>What I want to know is if it was a knot or a rod (the pretzel).
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I think it was a rod.
Bush choking on a rod... hmmmm..
Colmes, the liberal, is taking the position that pretzels should be banned, or at the very least, be subject to a background check and 5-day waiting period.
Hannity thinks it's none of the government's business in regulating pretzels and that the Founding Fathers fought for a nation where everyone was allowed to choke as they see fit, without interference from big government.
O'Reilly had the Rolled Gold guy on and yelled at him for evading his questions.
CNN currently has their graphic up: "Choking in the White House: A Salty Crisis" and Fox has gathered a panel consisting of Tony Snow, Laura Ingraham and Dick Morris to cover this in depth.
It's a HUGE story!
We've weathered worse than this as Americans. We must somehow find the strength to eat our pretzels, without fear. Our president was attacked by a salty, twisted coward. He prevailed, as he will with the terrorists.
God bless America.
The guy choked on a pretzel! It's not that difficult. it happens to everyone, just not with a pretzel
<strong>It was during the Ravens Game to! I hope he doesn't like miami.</strong><hr></blockquote>
Yah.. he must be a Miami fan. I almost killed myself during that game too.
<strong>It's days like these that chuckleheaded late night comics like Leno, Letterman, Kilborn, O'Brien, etc. fall on their collective knees and thank the mighty gods of comedy for this good fortune bestowed upon them.
Letterman: It's no laughing matter. He had a cut on his forehead, his cheek was bruised, and this president is not even married to Hillary.