Parents, dont read this!
After browsing around Screensavers site I found this in the site of the whatever archive. I cant even think of a word to describe it you just have to <a href="http://www.adequacy.org/?op=displaystory;sid=2001/12/2/42056/2147"; target="_blank">read it</a> first.
1. Any person that did not have to use AOL would not use AOL. Broadband or AOL <img src="graemlins/hmmm.gif" border="0" alt="[Hmmm]" />
2. <a href="http://www.cometsystems.com/"; target="_blank">-Comet Cursor</a> THATS A HACKER PROGRAM I SWEAR!
-<a href="http://www.bonzi.com/bonzibuddy/bonzibuddyfree.asp"; target="_blank">Bonzi Buddy</a> Maybe this monkey knows more then the author of this article.
-Flash do I really need to?
3. If AMD's Chips are made in sweet shops, then ppc chips are made by the wankas under Steve Jobs desk.
4. Just pick one, there all novels I think.
5. 45 minutes, on AOL, with a Compaq, running windows, and a monkey in my face! I'LL TALK!!!
6. Oh god, I have Quake!
7. NO DAMN IT, I'LL ...... PING YOU!
8. Lunix ............ ITS LINUX DAMN IT!!!!, oh there I go again, eh... I'll go play quake.
9. pacifiers? really? PACIFIERS? I must not be "with it" anymore.
10. My favorite "In extreme cases, over-exposure to computer radiation can cause schizophrenia, meningitis and other psychological diseases." Meningitis is the inflammation of the tissues which cover the brain and spinal cord. Most cases in the UK and Ireland are caused by bacteria or viruses. So clean that keyboard you hackers!
This guy got FLAMED at the comments part. I'm just taking all with a grain of salt.
1. Any person that did not have to use AOL would not use AOL. Broadband or AOL <img src="graemlins/hmmm.gif" border="0" alt="[Hmmm]" />
2. <a href="http://www.cometsystems.com/"; target="_blank">-Comet Cursor</a> THATS A HACKER PROGRAM I SWEAR!
-<a href="http://www.bonzi.com/bonzibuddy/bonzibuddyfree.asp"; target="_blank">Bonzi Buddy</a> Maybe this monkey knows more then the author of this article.
-Flash do I really need to?
3. If AMD's Chips are made in sweet shops, then ppc chips are made by the wankas under Steve Jobs desk.
4. Just pick one, there all novels I think.
5. 45 minutes, on AOL, with a Compaq, running windows, and a monkey in my face! I'LL TALK!!!
6. Oh god, I have Quake!
7. NO DAMN IT, I'LL ...... PING YOU!
8. Lunix ............ ITS LINUX DAMN IT!!!!, oh there I go again, eh... I'll go play quake.
9. pacifiers? really? PACIFIERS? I must not be "with it" anymore.
10. My favorite "In extreme cases, over-exposure to computer radiation can cause schizophrenia, meningitis and other psychological diseases." Meningitis is the inflammation of the tissues which cover the brain and spinal cord. Most cases in the UK and Ireland are caused by bacteria or viruses. So clean that keyboard you hackers!
This guy got FLAMED at the comments part. I'm just taking all with a grain of salt.
Comments
That was so far off base that anyone who thought it was real is actually quite gullible. One of my favorite lines:
[quote]If you see the word "LILO" during your windows startup (just after you turn the machine on), your son has installed lunix. In order to get rid of it, you will have to send your computer back to the manufacturer, and have them fit a new hard drive. Lunix is extremely dangerous software, and cannot be removed without destroying part of your hard disk surface. <hr></blockquote>
Hahahahahahaaaaa! <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laughing]" />
A lot of the links are amusing. You could accumulate a colorful library if you bought all the books he singles out. It's just sad to see how many people don't get a joke.
[ 01-25-2002: Message edited by: Amorph ]</p>
Funny.
It is a joke you know.
[quote]Two years ago, my wife Carol and I decided that our children's education would not be complete without some grounding in modern computers. To this end, we bought our children a brand new Compaq <hr></blockquote>
What? These are some BAD parents. M A C I N T O S H!!!! <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laughing]" />
[ 01-25-2002: Message edited by: poor taylor ]</p>
<strong>It's a satire piece. An ya fell for it.</strong><hr></blockquote>
I started to, it got me really pissed off, but I love it when magicians can trick me, its all just fun and laughs.
[quote]Originally posted by NoahJ:
<strong>That was so far off base that anyone who thought it was real is actually quite gullible.</strong><hr></blockquote>
A few hundred people where
[quote]Originally posted by The Toolboi:
<strong>It is a joke you know.</strong><hr></blockquote>
Ya I guessed that after the AMD thing, it was just too good to pass up.
[quote]Originally posted by The Toolboi:
<strong>What? These are some BAD parents. M A C I N T O S H!!!! </strong><hr></blockquote>
Really, thats probley the biggest shame in the hole article.
[quote]Originally posted by poor taylor:
<strong>I thought the article was moderately funny. Your reaction was funnier, albeit rather hard to read and tiring on my poor old eyes.</strong><hr></blockquote>
Thank you I try
This article is totally stupid (the best : AMD the chip of hacker ), but it's not a proof that the person who write this was joking
Reading the introduction of the article dealing with be good parents, i find it artificial.
Is somebody know if the author of this article finish to say that it was a joke ?
In Us is there is a law against diffamation ? In this case, AMD Cormack, and linux should make money ...
If you check out the links, it's an obvious joke.