Online dating service finds iPhone owners have more sex partners

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  • Reply 101 of 132
    newbeenewbee Posts: 2,055member
    The next iPhone commercial will be the shortest one on record:



    Get an iPhone ... Get laid!
  • Reply 102 of 132
    jupiteronejupiterone Posts: 1,564member
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by newbee View Post


    The next iPhone commercial will be the shortest one on record:



    Get an iPhone ... Get laid!



    Maybe they can bring back Justin Long with girlfriend Drew Barrymore.



  • Reply 103 of 132
    chronsterchronster Posts: 1,894member
    ok so after reading this, i went and got an iphone, but i'm still not getting laid!



    I was hoping to lose my virginity by 35. Guess I'll just get back to looking at porn on my wm phone :X
  • Reply 104 of 132
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    Originally Posted by Shaine_Michael View Post


    I vote for whoever most aligns with my views. Sometimes it's a Democrat, sometimes a Republican, and most of the time neither.



    Couldn't agree more. I know many people that consider the term "gay conservative" an oxymoron, but being conservative means much more than being (or not being) a Republican (I'm registered Independent for those who are curious minded, not that it should matter).



    That said, I actually find this article quite interesting. My partner just bought a Droid X. He would have bought an iPhone much earlier, but he is not a fan of AT&T, and didn't want to hold out any longer based on horse-beaten rumors of the Verizon iPhone. He is a computer geek too, but I think those in this thread who have labeled Android users as geeks are kind of like the pot calling the kettle black, no? Especially coming from members of a fan-based personal electronics news/rumors site.



    But, if this statistical promiscuity is to be believed, then yes, geeks are inheriting the Earth!
  • Reply 105 of 132
    newbeenewbee Posts: 2,055member
    The trouble shooting page of a Sex Manual written by:



    Msft: If you're having trouble reaching your desired satisfaction level .... don't worry, it's just a rounding error.



    Rim: We could tell you the right answer .... but then we'd have to kill you.



    Apple: If you're having trouble reaching a climax, don't worry ... you're just holding it wrong.



    Palm: What's a climax?
  • Reply 106 of 132
    newbeenewbee Posts: 2,055member
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by JupiterOne View Post


    Maybe they can bring back Justin Long with girlfriend Drew Barrymore.







    I didn't know they were an item. .... Drew is in real trouble now, 'cause you know, once you go Mac ... you never go back. ....Oh well, maybe she's got an iPhone.
  • Reply 107 of 132
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by newbee View Post


    The trouble shooting page of a Sex Manual written by:



    MSFT: If you're having trouble reaching your desired satisfaction level... don't worry, it's just a rounding error.



    RIM: We could tell you the right answer... but then we'd have to kill you.



    Apple: If you're having trouble reaching a climax, don't worry... you're just holding it wrong.



    Palm: What's a climax?





    ^^ Priceless.
  • Reply 108 of 132
    macrrmacrr Posts: 488member
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Prof. Peabody View Post


    What a disgusting, braggardly, and completely innapropriate post. You sound like the kind of guy that most women avoid like the plague.



    Howse that android treating ya?
  • Reply 109 of 132
    newbeenewbee Posts: 2,055member
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by chronster View Post


    ok so after reading this, i went and got an iphone, but i'm still not getting laid!



    I was hoping to lose my virginity by 35. Guess I'll just get back to looking at porn on my wm phone :X





    The difficult gets done immediately .... the impossible, awhile longer.
  • Reply 110 of 132
    rbonnerrbonner Posts: 635member
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    Originally Posted by Kyle76 View Post


    There must be a joke about Palm in there somewhere, but damned if I can think of it.



    iPhone users hold it properly?
  • Reply 111 of 132
    F**k different!

    ...and more often
  • Reply 112 of 132
    ssquirrelssquirrel Posts: 1,196member
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by mitchchase View Post


    F**k different!

    ...and more often



    So the checklist would be something like this?



    iPhone, check.

    Kama Sutra app, check.

    Kinky girl next door, double check.

    Good to go
  • Reply 113 of 132
    New Apple ad:



    "iPhone users have more sex... so forget about your Palm and replace it with an iPhone."
  • Reply 114 of 132
    solipsismsolipsism Posts: 25,726member
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by canucklehead View Post


    New Apple ad:



    "iPhone users have more sex... so forget about your Palm and replace it with an iPhone."



  • Reply 115 of 132
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by newbee View Post


    I didn't know they were an item. .... Drew is in real trouble now, 'cause you know, once you go Mac ... you never go back. ....Oh well, maybe she's got an iPhone.



    Drew Barymore is one of the most extreme technophobes out there. She doesn't even like phones, let alone computers.
  • Reply 116 of 132
    quinneyquinney Posts: 2,528member
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Prof. Peabody View Post


    Drew Barymore is one of the most extreme technophobes out there. She doesn't even like phones, let alone computers.



    That's even worse than eating crackers in bed.
  • Reply 117 of 132
    nikon133nikon133 Posts: 2,600member
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    Originally Posted by benice View Post


    It also highlights what's wrong with this poll in that it emphasizes the the number of sexual partners not the number of sexual interactions people have.



    Does that mean iPhone users get dumped more often so they are more frequent in looking for another vict... partner?



    I can understand how playing with iPhone while being with someone can be a turndown for that someone... my wife told me that more than once...
  • Reply 118 of 132
    nikon133nikon133 Posts: 2,600member
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    Originally Posted by quinney View Post


    iPhone users don't have hairy palms.



    They also have deadly touch, even with single finger. That must count for something!
  • Reply 119 of 132
    nikon133nikon133 Posts: 2,600member
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    Originally Posted by davesw View Post


    Wouldn't surprise me, the typical Android users are pimple-faced ugly geeks wearing braces.



    Ah, don't buy into stereotypes. So many people, likewise, think that there are much more gay people among Apple users (percentage wise) than other platforms. Starting from that point, one can make conclusion gay people are more sexually active than straights.



    Bollocks.
  • Reply 120 of 132
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    Originally Posted by jimsong View Post


    And having more sex partners is a good thing? To me, it indicates a lack of commitment, attention deficit (get tired of something new really fast, and quickly give up on relationships rather than working things out), and selfishness (it's all about satisfying MY sexual desires, even if I end up throwing other people out like junk when I'm done with them).



    Hmmm.... My two girlfriends both know about each other, like for us all to triple date together, and all of us have iPhones. Plus, I pay attention and we are heavily committed emotionally.
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