Shouldn't Americans do something about the environment?

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in General Discussion edited January 2014
Americans contribute so much to pollution and global warming yet they do so little about it. They drive around in huge gas guzzling cars and blatantly ignore such initiatives as the Kyoto protocal. Why is this? Mainly because they are exceedingly lazy and couldn't give a toss about what they do to this planet. If Americans persist in polluting the world then their won't be any point in me taking over it. Then I will get cross and have to destroy the American economy. This may be a good thing. In fact I might do it anyway.
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  • Reply 1 of 24
    fran441fran441 Posts: 3,715member
    'Doctor von Evil'. <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laughing]" />



    Why don't you show me your British electric cars and I might upgrade my 'gas guzzling SUV'.



    At the same time, please show me some proof that the UK's recycling programs are any where near the level that the US programs are. You're the one making the accusations, so you should know.



    Also please outline specific laws and treaties that your government has signed explaining how much your country is doing to better the planet.



    Next, provide evidence that the UK is preserving more land as national parks and wildlife refuges than the US, and that they are not simply outsourcing production to countries such as China which would 'decrease' UK pollution but increase world pollution.



    Finally, next time you make an accusation like this, have some evidence to back it up other than 'all Americans are fat and lazy so they don't care about the environment'. Thanks.
  • Reply 2 of 24
    Why don't you show me your British electric cars and I might upgrade my 'gas guzzling SUV'.



    I could show you my dear, imbecilic Francis but I doubt your humongous ass would fit into the relatively snug drivers compartment. Do not despair however, you won't need a car when I get to you. You'll need a lead coffin. Mind you, with you Americans even that will probably be gas guzzling.
  • Reply 3 of 24
    fran441fran441 Posts: 3,715member
    [quote]I could show you my dear, imbecilic Francis but I doubt your humongous ass would fit into the relatively snug drivers compartment.<hr></blockquote>



    Insults doctor? Come now. An intellectual would be able to back up his accusations with facts. It is only the fool who must sink to 'cheap shots'.



    [quote]Do not despair however, you won't need a car when I get to you. You'll need a lead coffin.<hr></blockquote>



    Why? Are you going to shoot me with your "laser"? <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laughing]" />
  • Reply 4 of 24
    [quote]Originally posted by Fran441:

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    Why? Are you going to shoot me with your "laser"? <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laughing]" /> </strong><hr></blockquote>



    It is the fool, my dear Franny, who replies with annoying little smiling faces. If you want hard facts go to my head of facts department Psychobabble. If you want a painful death then that's fine by me. In fact, I'd be glad to perform the world such a service.
  • Reply 5 of 24
    fran441fran441 Posts: 3,715member
    [quote]In fact, I'd be glad to perform the world such a service.<hr></blockquote>



    Bring it on 'doctor'. By the way, here's some smileys for you:



    <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laughing]" /> :cool: <img src="graemlins/smokin.gif" border="0" alt="[Chilling]" />
  • Reply 6 of 24
    [QUOTE]Originally posted by Fran441:

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    Bring it on 'doctor'. By the way, here's some smileys for you:



    My dear, dear Fran. I am a man of subtle excellence and sheer genious. You will not anticipate your untimely demise or see it coming, much like your parents couldn't have known what they had created. But rest assured I will lay a wreath of flowers wrapped in smiley faced paper upon your grave and I will say "Here are some smileys for you Fran. What a pity you fought to lock wits with the greatest evil genious sinse the world was created." Then I will leave and probably have a Franburger to celebrate.



  • Reply 7 of 24
    outsideroutsider Posts: 6,008member
    Oh no! A Super Dou of Anti-American Superstars have invaded AI forums! Whatever shall we do?
  • Reply 8 of 24
    [quote]Originally posted by Outsider:

    <strong>Oh no! A Super Dou of Anti-American Superstars have invaded AI forums! Whatever shall we do?</strong><hr></blockquote>



    It is spelt duo. And you accuse my patient Psychobabble of being unable to spell. You utter fool.
  • Reply 8 of 24
    fran441fran441 Posts: 3,715member
    [quote]I am a man of subtle excellence and sheer genious.<hr></blockquote>



    Really? You could have fooled me.



    [quote]You will not anticipate your untimely demise or see it coming, much like your parents couldn't have known what they had created.<hr></blockquote>



    I'd say something about your parents, but not only am I above that, but I have no doubt that with your 'subtle excellence' and 'sheer genius' that you were bred in a test tube. <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laughing]" />



    [quote]What a pity you fought to lock wits with the greatest evil genious sinse the world was created.<hr></blockquote>



    I don't see Bill Gates around, do you?



    [quote]Then I will leave and probably have a Franburger to celebrate. <hr></blockquote>



    You mean I'm not poisinous and at the same time, not make you fat or lazy like the Americans you despise?
  • Reply 10 of 24
    [quote]Originally posted by Fran441:

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    You mean I'm not poisinous and at the same time, not make you fat or lazy like the Americans you despise? </strong><hr></blockquote>



    If you are going to insult my quotes at least honour them with proper grammar. Oh, and by the way, you were correct about my test tube birth. It must be a special day. The first thing you have actually gotten right. Keep it up and maybe I will honour you with a more creative death.
  • Reply 11 of 24
    [QUOTE]Originally posted by Fran441:

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    quote:

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    I am a man of subtle excellence and sheer genious.

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    Really? You could have fooled me.



    George W Bush could have fooled you. I think that is all that needs to be said on that subject. Be thankful for that Franny.
  • Reply 11 of 24
    progmacprogmac Posts: 1,850member
    [quote]Originally posted by Doctor von Evil:

    <strong>Americans contribute so much to pollution and global warming yet they do so little about it.</strong><hr></blockquote>



    I think somebody is suffering from a case of bandwagonese.



    Oh, and anyone who has done any research would no that the worst, most devastating pollution comes from factories in third world countries, not America...



    I know it is hard to resist a good troll, but please have some reasoning or intelligence backing your subsequent posts; it would beneficial to us all.
  • Reply 13 of 24
    fran441fran441 Posts: 3,715member
    [quote]George W Bush could have fooled you. <hr></blockquote>



    I thought you were an evil genius. Do you mean to say that you had nothing to do with putting Bush in to power? Doctor, you're slipping.
  • Reply 14 of 24
    [quote]Originally posted by Fran441:

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    quote:

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    I am a man of subtle excellence and sheer genious.

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    Really? You could have fooled me.



    I thought you were an evil genius. Do you mean to say that you had nothing to do with putting Bush in to power? Doctor, you're slipping.</strong><hr></blockquote>



    I never said I didn't. It was one of my more mundane schemes. Simple to a brilliant mind like mine. Genetically engineer an incompetent fool and have him elcted into office through my special vote rigging machine. Simple, like you, yet perfect, like me. What have you done of note Franny? The only thing you will be remembered for will be your astoundingly painful death.
  • Reply 15 of 24
    progmacprogmac Posts: 1,850member
    The British are swarming today! New posts from them every couple of seconds...
  • Reply 16 of 24
    [QUOTE]Originally posted by progmac:

    [QB]The British are swarming today! New posts from them every couple of seconds...



    You cheeky **** !
  • Reply 17 of 24
    fran441fran441 Posts: 3,715member
    &lt;Yawn&gt; I grow tired of you. I thought that 'Doctor von Evil' bit would last for at least a week, but the humor in it wore out quickly.
  • Reply 17 of 24
    [QUOTE]Originally posted by progmac:

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    Oh, and anyone who has done any research would no that the worst, most devastating pollution comes from factories in third world countries, not America...



    Where have you done your research the big book of dumbass?
  • Reply 17 of 24
    progmacprogmac Posts: 1,850member
    [quote]Originally posted by Psychobabble:

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    You cheeky **** !</strong><hr></blockquote>

    Well I have been quite the fool! I read some of you and Dr Van Evil Dude's post and realize you are simply trying to play the role of the stereotypical English chap. Somehow I blindly went into defense mode; I shouldn't have though, because now I know you are joking! But don't admit it yet, keep some flames going!
  • Reply 20 of 24
    [quote]Originally posted by progmac:

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    Well I have been quite the fool! I read some of you and Dr Van Evil Dude's post and realize you are simply trying to play the role of the stereotypical English chap. Somehow I blindly went into defense mode; I shouldn't have though, because now I know you are joking! But don't admit it yet, keep some flames going!</strong><hr></blockquote>



    My name is doctor VON evil you simple minded fool. You mention keeping flames going. Fire has always been one of my favoured tools of evil. You will soon learn, as will my dear Franny, exactly how creative I can be with such a simple tool as fire.
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