<strong>Hey the guy with the catfish looks like a windows user... <img src="graemlins/hmmm.gif" border="0" alt="[Hmmm]" /> </strong><hr></blockquote>
I don't think that Windows was a spec in the eyes of good ole' Billy boy when that picture was taken. I'd say that was a pic from the 70's or 80's by the discoloration.
I think that I will get her a bunch of underwear and paint things on them. Like "property of <my pet name>" or "<my pet name> was here" on different parts of the underwear. I'm sure that will get the 'cuteness factor'. I dunno if I should try to get rid of the shampoo or just still give it to her. I mean I would feel bad just returning it and not giving it to her, but then if I give it to her I feel like I'm giving her something that she doesn't really need. I know that she loves that fact that I listen to her enough to know that was what she wanted but with her sister spoiling things and getting her like a million bottles of the stuff, she practically has a lifetime supply and me giving her the extra ones that I got is kinda like a drop in the bucket, you know? At least it seems that way to me. She says that all she needs is me and that I don't need to give her a gift, but not giving her a gift on her birthday is kinda rude. It doesn't sit right with me.
I'm giving you a homework assignment. I want you to re-read your last post until you can figure our what the answer to your dilemma is. Because it is in that post. Believe me it is.
uh ........ what are you thinking! RETURN SHAMPOO?!
she has to run out of it someday, and whenever that is in the next 3yrs of shampoo from hell, wait a day for her to go without the shampoo...... or maybe make her wait longer.......
or you could wait till the next bastard meteorite hits earth (SPECIFICALLY Arizona, USA), burrows into the soil, and releases alien life in a maze of sub terrainian tunnels and passages, eventually consuming a man on a golfcourse at night, evolving into a dragon looking thing that flys into the mall to avenge shoplifting... and grows with heat applied to it...........
I sure hope that stuff contains selenium.... or we're all doomed! jk ]Evolution[ the movie, go see it
What you should do is buy her one of those maid things that you put over yourself, a mop, and say "Woman! Cook me my dinner!" That'll put the broad in check. Then make her clean up afterwards.
On a side note, I dont really think of women this way.
Well in some zones in Sicily it really IS unhealthy to give a fish to somebody. Believe me.
Once one who didn't know that habit gave me a glass fish (an object to put in a bookself etc). Gee, I was eleven and i still remember that.
Never give a fish, at least to me.
My cat is the only one that appreciates fishes as a gift.. But i guess even he is violent then... ahaha! when some dogs didn't understand that they were in his zone .. now those dogs are afraid of him <img src="graemlins/bugeye.gif" border="0" alt="[Skeptical]" />
Mh .. if i install Jaguar i wonder if my cat learns to use it then.. (if someone starts to post something written in cat it must be my cat then with Jaguar)
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On another note:
This man stole our catfish, Pdoc! We must get him, you can give him large breasts as punishment.
<strong>It has gotten a bit silly hasn't it?
On another note:
This man stole our catfish, Pdoc! We must get him, you can give him large breasts as punishment.
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<strong>Hey the guy with the catfish looks like a windows user... <img src="graemlins/hmmm.gif" border="0" alt="[Hmmm]" /> </strong><hr></blockquote>
I don't think that Windows was a spec in the eyes of good ole' Billy boy when that picture was taken. I'd say that was a pic from the 70's or 80's by the discoloration.
I think that I will get her a bunch of underwear and paint things on them. Like "property of <my pet name>" or "<my pet name> was here" on different parts of the underwear. I'm sure that will get the 'cuteness factor'. I dunno if I should try to get rid of the shampoo or just still give it to her. I mean I would feel bad just returning it and not giving it to her, but then if I give it to her I feel like I'm giving her something that she doesn't really need. I know that she loves that fact that I listen to her enough to know that was what she wanted but with her sister spoiling things and getting her like a million bottles of the stuff, she practically has a lifetime supply and me giving her the extra ones that I got is kinda like a drop in the bucket, you know? At least it seems that way to me. She says that all she needs is me and that I don't need to give her a gift, but not giving her a gift on her birthday is kinda rude. It doesn't sit right with me.
Due by Sunday at noon, good luck!
she has to run out of it someday, and whenever that is in the next 3yrs of shampoo from hell, wait a day for her to go without the shampoo...... or maybe make her wait longer.......
and then surprise her with your shampoo
or you could wait till the next bastard meteorite hits earth (SPECIFICALLY Arizona, USA), burrows into the soil, and releases alien life in a maze of sub terrainian tunnels and passages, eventually consuming a man on a golfcourse at night, evolving into a dragon looking thing that flys into the mall to avenge shoplifting... and grows with heat applied to it...........
I sure hope that stuff contains selenium.... or we're all doomed! jk ]Evolution[ the movie, go see it
If you'll do that to a Sicilian she'll kill you.
Buy the iPod.
Unless you are a Micro soft guy.
Open a laptop that runs windows.
Then look the distance between the "start" and "logout".
Now THAT'S the real micro soft...
Hahaha.
Wonder why Bill doesn't have a girl friend?? <img src="graemlins/smokin.gif" border="0" alt="[Chilling]" />
(just by case, i don't know any Bills nor frequent volenteerly micro softs)
LMAO.... hes technically married... to his wife lol
but I think shes just an ornament.... who knows?
maybe their kids will benifit from that old addage: "talent skips a generation"
then they(children) wont be so adept to screwing up the world
And about the shampoo thing you could keep it, give her some of it for her birthday and save the rest to use as presents for later occasions.
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[quote]Originally posted by Mulattabianca:
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If you'll do that to a Sicilian she'll kill you.
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why ?
I'm just going to crawl back into my bubble, I'm scared of you people that write "property of..." on underwear.
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On a side note, I dont really think of women this way.
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<strong>Well, there's no need to get her a watch, cuz' there's a clock on the oven.
My oven doesn't have a damn clock...
i'm gonna post a bomb here then...
Once one who didn't know that habit gave me a glass fish (an object to put in a bookself etc). Gee, I was eleven and i still remember that.
Never give a fish, at least to me.
My cat is the only one that appreciates fishes as a gift.. But i guess even he is violent then... ahaha! when some dogs didn't understand that they were in his zone .. now those dogs are afraid of him <img src="graemlins/bugeye.gif" border="0" alt="[Skeptical]" />
Mh .. if i install Jaguar i wonder if my cat learns to use it then.. (if someone starts to post something written in cat it must be my cat then with Jaguar)