I like Kenny Rogers' Jackass. And one time they had the Lance Bass show hosted by Rod from the Price is Right.
"Hey Rod? Can you tell me I just won a new car?"
"Sure thing Lance; it's a new car! It's a Ford Escort ZX2. Drive around in style in this sporty 2 door coupe. Comes with automatic transmission and customer perfered package 11J. A ford escort!"
"Thanks Rod Rodey, I always wanted to win a new car."
"That's the end of self defence. I'm not going to do any more of the pepper spray stuff. Cattle prods hurt like a sunofabitch. I ain't going near any of that *BEEP*..." <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laughing]" />
<strong>"That's the end of self defence. I'm not going to do any more of the pepper spray stuff. Cattle prods hurt like a sunofabitch. I ain't going near any of that *BEEP*..." <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laughing]" />
"... Nobody wins in a dairy challange."</strong><hr></blockquote>
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Special favorites: Dysfunction Junction and the depressed persian tow truck man.
Classic stuff.
"Hey Rod? Can you tell me I just won a new car?"
"Sure thing Lance; it's a new car! It's a Ford Escort ZX2. Drive around in style in this sporty 2 door coupe. Comes with automatic transmission and customer perfered package 11J. A ford escort!"
"Thanks Rod Rodey, I always wanted to win a new car."
<img src="graemlins/smokin.gif" border="0" alt="[Chilling]" />
"... Nobody wins in a dairy challange."
"Looks like we're gonna have ta' get midieval on your BUTT-OCKS!"
<img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laughing]" />
<strong>"That's the end of self defence. I'm not going to do any more of the pepper spray stuff. Cattle prods hurt like a sunofabitch. I ain't going near any of that *BEEP*..." <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laughing]" />
"... Nobody wins in a dairy challange."</strong><hr></blockquote>
"I was born on the dairy. Beeotch!"
<a href="http://www.ssba.com/lad/mad_tv-kenny_rogers_j.mpg"; target="_blank">MAD TV-Kenny Rogers</a> -46.2Mb
PS: If anyone wants to comress this file to a MPEG4 with one of those spiffy new Powermacs everyone is raving about, go ahead. (Could I have a copy?)
[ 08-11-2002: Message edited by: Ebby ]</p>
<strong>OK. I got this off limewire monthe ago.
<a href="http://www.ssba.com/lad/mad_tv-kenny_rogers_j.mpg"; target="_blank">MAD TV-Kenny Rogers</a> -46.2Mb
PS: If anyone wants to comress this file to a MPEG4 with one of those spiffy new Powermacs everyone is raving about, go ahead. (Could I have a copy?)
[ 08-11-2002: Message edited by: Ebby ]</strong><hr></blockquote>
LOL. That's when I got it too. Too bad limewire doesn't have more Mad TV clips.