Conspiracy Theories
I have a few popular conspiracy theories that I believe in.
#1-NBA is rigged, fixed, etc etc. I also feel most professional sports are rigged for large market teams to win more and the most marketable players are placed in the championships. I have all but proven this theory throughout the better part of the 90s and now in 00, 01, and 02. We're on to you Stern!
#2-Kid my age who lives down the street is gay. This has been officially proven a few years ago. If you want details, they are pretty sick, but I can give how we found this out (me & my friend)
#3-Me and my friend who lives across the street are being watched by the government/federal agents. Helicopters flying over head everytime we are outside talking? Nah, it's not just a conspiracy!
#4-The MTV VMAs are being rigged for B2K to win, instead of my girl Michelle Branch. How are so many people having trouble voting for her to win viewer's choice? And how do we all vote like crazy and she drops? BOOOO!!! MTV IS WHACK!
Ok, that's the end.
[ 08-29-2002: Message edited by: TigerWoods99 ]</p>
#1-NBA is rigged, fixed, etc etc. I also feel most professional sports are rigged for large market teams to win more and the most marketable players are placed in the championships. I have all but proven this theory throughout the better part of the 90s and now in 00, 01, and 02. We're on to you Stern!
#2-Kid my age who lives down the street is gay. This has been officially proven a few years ago. If you want details, they are pretty sick, but I can give how we found this out (me & my friend)
#3-Me and my friend who lives across the street are being watched by the government/federal agents. Helicopters flying over head everytime we are outside talking? Nah, it's not just a conspiracy!
#4-The MTV VMAs are being rigged for B2K to win, instead of my girl Michelle Branch. How are so many people having trouble voting for her to win viewer's choice? And how do we all vote like crazy and she drops? BOOOO!!! MTV IS WHACK!
Ok, that's the end.
[ 08-29-2002: Message edited by: TigerWoods99 ]</p>
Comments
one thing i dont get with what u just said is the gay thing?
i dont understand why its a conspiracy he's gay? if it's proven then, whats the big?
explaiiiiiiiin yourself, what u mean
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#2-Kid my age who lives down the street is gay. This has been officially proven a few years ago. If you want details, they are pretty sick, but I can give how we found this out (me & my friend)
[ 08-29-2002: Message edited by: TigerWoods99 ]</strong><hr></blockquote>
Now did you finf <a href="http://www.macmotion.de/modules.php?op=modload&name=My_eGallery&file=index &do=showpic&pid=83&orderby=dateD" target="_blank">an iBrator</a> in his room???
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<strong>We had a theory that this kid was gay, and it was proven. So yes, it is no longer a conspiracy. Proven twice.</strong><hr></blockquote>
I agree with your NBA conspiracy. I'll take you work for it about the helicoptors. As for MTV...duh!
I'm still not sure how the kid down the street being gay would have ever been a conspiracy, I think that is more in the nosy/privacy arena. But more power to him.
Proven twice, huh? You dog! And all this time I thought you were straight. Must have been a conspiracy.
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#2-Kid my age who lives down the street is gay. This has been officially proven a few years ago. If you want details, they are pretty sick, but I can give how we found this out (me & my friend)]</strong><hr></blockquote>
I?m intrigued as to why:
A: You think we?d be interested in this fact
B: Why you felt the need to investigate this kid?s sexuality?
J :cool:
the superior race are the white mice in the lab's - they are watching us.
i didn't make this up!
it's true!
it's even writen in a book! by some sort of genius called douglas adams.
I wasn't interested. What happened was my friend was like "Hey so and so lives on your street?" I'm like yeah he does he's like "Let's go knock on his door". So we ended up going there per my friend's request, only to find a disturbing thing. He answered the door, and in back of him was his next door neighbor (a younger kid) in his underwear.......so obviously I'll let you draw your own conclusion towards this. We always thought he was.
Uhh... <img src="graemlins/bugeye.gif" border="0" alt="[Skeptical]" />
-Mike
Go read Noam Chomsky.
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I wasn't interested. What happened was my friend was like "Hey so and so lives on your street?" I'm like yeah he does he's like "Let's go knock on his door". So we ended up going there per my friend's request, only to find a disturbing thing. He answered the door, and in back of him was his next door neighbor (a younger kid) in his underwear.......so obviously I'll let you draw your own conclusion towards this. We always thought he was.</strong><hr></blockquote>
More power to him. I'm still confused as to why there was such a great interest on your part though...
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More power to him. I'm still confused as to why there was such a great interest on your part though...</strong><hr></blockquote>
I think TW just proved everyone's theory that he's gay. Gay is as gay does, eh Tiger?
"Yo, friend of mine, let's go look for some action! I know this dude lives down the street from me that's gay! He proved it to me. Twice!"
Reminds me of a lyric from a Righteous Pigs song, "Dual delivery/two on one/twice as good/twice as fun."
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<strong>FellowshipChurch iBook = PraiseJesusiMac = Mr T = Artman @_@ = Xidius = EmAn's Mom = EmAn = Jonathan = 68k</strong><hr></blockquote>
The part of your equation that I find most intriguing is "EmAn's Mom = EmAn" Does that mean that EmAn doesn't exist, and is only his mom? Or does it mean his mom gave birth to herself?
And since I'm already kind of OT, I gotta go further, is it pronounced Em-Ann or E-Man?
[ 09-04-2002: Message edited by: Stroszek ]</p>
<strong>Now what's this???</strong><hr></blockquote>Known problem. See the thread in suggestions: <a href="http://forums.appleinsider.com/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=11&t=000264"; target="_blank">When trying to update my profile</a>.
[quote]Originally posted by Stroszek:
<strong>The part of your equation that I find most intriguing is "EmAn's Mom = EmAn"</strong><hr></blockquote>I'm not sure how that works because I'm not one of that person's aliases. I think that one has something to do with an Oedipus complex. :eek:
[ 09-05-2002: Message edited by: Brad ]</p>
<strong>I think that one has something to do with an Oedipus complex. :eek:
I always thought there was something weird about that EmAn.
[Edit: corrected a spelling error so that I wouldn't be bitchslapped...]
[ 09-05-2002: Message edited by: Stroszek ]</p>
a guy in german theorised that you are the only person who truly exisists! (believe me this explination is good)
on his grounds for example,
i leviathan am the only 'real' person in the universe. in fact the universe, space and time, were all created to amuse me.
any person i meet only exists when i am conscious of them and as soon as this conscious is lost they cease to exist.
my 'friends' are not real either - they mearly exist on a more frequent basis as it is my descion to allow it, and so forth..
if you actually think about this in depth it is quite cool, but also quite scary
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