You know you've been spending to much time on the computer when...

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  • Reply 21 of 55
    you find yourself agreeing with one of FellowshipChurchiBook's messages.
  • Reply 22 of 55
    [quote]Originally posted by Anders:

    <strong>When you want to hit the reply button on your remote during the news hour</strong><hr></blockquote>



    Yes!
  • Reply 23 of 55
    giaguaragiaguara Posts: 2,724member
    Now tell me guys am i the only one that navigates anc clicks thru her dreams??



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  • Reply 24 of 55
    When you loose somthing around the house, you keep wanting to hit apple-F.
  • Reply 25 of 55
    giaguaragiaguara Posts: 2,724member
    Yeah!



    Now maybe i will get my wallet and money and documents back if i click on history or keep clicking apple - z ???



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  • Reply 26 of 55
    ... when you just "sit down and check your email and read ai while listen to the ring cycle" then.. after 16 CD's later, you switch to another recording of the ring and continue to "check email and read ai while listening to the ring..



    (the ring is 16 hr's long)
  • Reply 27 of 55
    moogsmoogs Posts: 4,296member
    [quote]Originally posted by Brad:

    Even worse:

    You say to yourself that you'll stop and go to bed in just a few more minutes but when "a few minutes" have passed, the sun's already rising and you've got a a full 8-hour work day ahead of you.



    Or you start using the phrase "sleep is for the weak!"<hr></blockquote>





    Indeed. While I rarely make it past 2 a.m., I know of what you speak. An evil phenomenon, that. And whether it has to do with computers or not, the phrase "sleep is for the weak" is one of my all time favorites - unless I happen to be sleeping in till noon after a long night.



  • Reply 28 of 55
    overhopeoverhope Posts: 1,123member
    You use platters from dismembered dead hard drives as coasters...
  • Reply 29 of 55
    giaguaragiaguara Posts: 2,724member
    Well i use the cds of MS Office 2000 under the glasses ... to not ruin the table surface
  • Reply 30 of 55
    overhopeoverhope Posts: 1,123member
    Same thing, but I have a feeling M$ CDs would do bad things to the wine.
  • Reply 31 of 55
    giaguaragiaguara Posts: 2,724member
    Absolutely Overhope!!



    I got some things to wear under the wine bottles... from the Apple expo of course...

    And those are all for macs only...



  • Reply 32 of 55
    When you try to go to the dock or menubar at the edges of bits of paper.



    When you go to your computer to try and find things you've lost.



    When you try to restart people who don't understand you or go to their terminal and give them shell commands. Maybe I should learn hypnotism.



    I have actually done most of these things.



    It would pretty useful to have undo history in real life, and sherlock. It would be possible to use sherlock in real life if you fitted everything in your house with a bluetooth chip blah blah blah. If only we were all rich.



    When you put your computer to sleep at night (please just shut it down!)





    [quote] Now tell me guys am i the only one that navigates anc clicks thru her dreams??<hr></blockquote>



    I do occasionally have dreams with a desktop, usually when I've had some problem on the computer or have installed something new and have been using it all day.



    Wow, we all to to go out more.



    Andrew
  • Reply 33 of 55
    Well i quit using the magazines on paper.. and the phone list books because i can't search anything there... i mean, i remember having seen something in a magazine but how on earth should i use "search" ..?



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  • Reply 34 of 55
    When you get banned like TigerWoods.
  • Reply 35 of 55
    When you don't roll your eyes at people in person because you've grown accustomed to iChat lacking AI smileys...
  • Reply 36 of 55
    giaguaragiaguara Posts: 2,724member
    When you close your eyes and think... browsing <img src="graemlins/bugeye.gif" border="0" alt="[Skeptical]" />





    When you sleep .. and still browse :confused:





    ... and EDIT your dreams <img src="graemlins/surprised.gif" border="0" alt="[Surprised]" />





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  • Reply 37 of 55




    "Incredible all you can do in internet! I play the bills, order food, buy books and cds... i have hundreds of cyber friends that i have never met.. I work from home! I have unlimited access.. and a total feeling of LIBERTY!!"



    "Hey, does the kiosk in front of our house sell beer?"



    "What kiosk? I haven't got out for the last 8 months.."



    ("We go everytime farer and move us each time less")
  • Reply 38 of 55
    When you dream that someday, somehow, you will marry Mulattabianca. :cool:
  • Reply 39 of 55
    [quote]You know you've been spending to much time on the computer when...<hr></blockquote>



    when you post just to correct someone's grammar.... it should be "too much" damnit! <img src="graemlins/oyvey.gif" border="0" alt="[No]" />
  • Reply 40 of 55
    [quote]Originally posted by ShawnPatrickJoyce:

    <strong>When you dream that someday, somehow, you will marry Mulattabianca. :cool: </strong><hr></blockquote>



    :eek:



    Well i had a nightmare some weeks ago.. i got married :eek: don't remember with whom though.. <img src="graemlins/surprised.gif" border="0" alt="[Surprised]" />



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