" If God could do the tricks that we can do he'd be a happy man!"
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"You know, at one time, I used to break into pet shops to liberate the canaries. But I decided that was an idea way before its time. Zoos are full, prisons are overflowing... oh my, how the world still dearly loves a cage."
Psychiatrist: Tell me, *******, how many of these, uh, "suicides" have you performed?
********: An accurate number would be difficult to gague.
Psychiatrist: Well, just give me a rough estimate.
********: A rough estimate? I'd say... fifteen.
Psychiatrist: Fifteen?
********: That's a rough estimate.
Psychiatrist: Were they all done for your mother's benefit?
********: No, I would not say "benefit."
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Satan: How come you always want to make love to me from behind? Is it because you want to pretend I'm somebody else?
Saddam Hussein: Satan, your ass is gigantic and red. Who am I going to pretend you are, Liza Minelli?
"choose life. choose a job. choose a career. choose a family. choose a ****ing big television, choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tinopeners.
choose good health, low cholestrol, and dental insurance. choose fixed interest mortgage repayments.
choose a starter home. choose your friends. choose leisurewear andmatching luggage. choose a three-piece suit on hire purchasein a range of ****ing fabrics.
choose diyand wondering who the **** you are on a sunday morning. choosesitting on that couch watching mind-mumbing spirit crushing game shows, stuffing ****ing junk food into your mouth.
chooserotting away at the end of it all, pishing your last in your miserablehome, nothing more than an embarassment to the selfish, ****ed up brats you spawned to replace yourself.
"Well look who got beaten with the ugly stick. Bob, is that you? My God, I can't believe such an itty bitty gun could make such a big mess out of someone! You are so ugly Bob! Oh and hey I heard you have one of those poop bags where the shit comes out the side, you're just a big old shitbag aren't you Bob! I hope you think of me every time you shit in that thing mother****er!"
such a huge jump from this movie to that blonde movie and now her alabama one....i would love to cut some of the dialog from this movie mentioned above into her new movie at the theaters and see what reaction the audience has...ha
i thought it was from Monty Python and the Holy Grail......"Bring out yer' dead!" (swings cat...yeeeoooowwww!) "Bring out yer' dead!" (swings cat again, yeeeoooowwwww!)......g
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[ 09-29-2002: Message edited by: Brad ] ok...hopeful you see an ugle cat now and not an ugly you know what....g
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"You know, at one time, I used to break into pet shops to liberate the canaries. But I decided that was an idea way before its time. Zoos are full, prisons are overflowing... oh my, how the world still dearly loves a cage."
Psychiatrist: Tell me, *******, how many of these, uh, "suicides" have you performed?
********: An accurate number would be difficult to gague.
Psychiatrist: Well, just give me a rough estimate.
********: A rough estimate? I'd say... fifteen.
Psychiatrist: Fifteen?
********: That's a rough estimate.
Psychiatrist: Were they all done for your mother's benefit?
********: No, I would not say "benefit."
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Satan: How come you always want to make love to me from behind? Is it because you want to pretend I'm somebody else?
Saddam Hussein: Satan, your ass is gigantic and red. Who am I going to pretend you are, Liza Minelli?
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<strong>office space....</strong><hr></blockquote>
I love that movie! Even if it does have Jennifer Anniston in it. Some of Mike Judge's best work.
choose good health, low cholestrol, and dental insurance. choose fixed interest mortgage repayments.
choose a starter home. choose your friends. choose leisurewear andmatching luggage. choose a three-piece suit on hire purchasein a range of ****ing fabrics.
choose diyand wondering who the **** you are on a sunday morning. choosesitting on that couch watching mind-mumbing spirit crushing game shows, stuffing ****ing junk food into your mouth.
chooserotting away at the end of it all, pishing your last in your miserablehome, nothing more than an embarassment to the selfish, ****ed up brats you spawned to replace yourself.
choose your future. choose life."
serrano: pulp fiction. quite a good tarrantino flick.
how about these:
"i like to dissect people. did i tell you i'm utterly insane?"
[and in a different scene (same flick): ]
some brainless chick: "so, what do you do?"
the protaganist: "oh, i'm into murders and executions mostly"
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...and just to make it obvious here's another quote
AK-47. When you absolutely, positively got to kill every mother****er in the room. Accept no substitutes.
oh yeah, american psycho
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(Great film, BTW)
"One can only gaze at the sun for so long"
But how they turned Nigel Terry from a clueless 17 year old boy to the worlds most experienced man in less than two hours is amazing.
such a huge jump from this movie to that blonde movie and now her alabama one....i would love to cut some of the dialog from this movie mentioned above into her new movie at the theaters and see what reaction the audience has...ha
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Dune.
- The Stand
[quote]"I understand that my name is not on the list, but we must have a suite. I have my attorney, he is right over.. here"<hr></blockquote>
- Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas
i thought it was from Monty Python and the Holy Grail......"Bring out yer' dead!" (swings cat...yeeeoooowwww!) "Bring out yer' dead!" (swings cat again, yeeeoooowwwww!)......g
DO NOT LINK TO SOMETHINGAWFUL DOT COM FOR IMAGES.
BAD BAD BAD.
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no?......why??.....have i done something wrong? or something awful??? g
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