The worst films you have ever seen?

giaguaragiaguara
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in General Discussion edited January 2014
Gee.



I'm seeing the worst ever hollywood movie.. boring boring boring.



Titanic.



There are two others i have seen that have been worse (of the ones i've seen in the cinema).. i dont remember the names of those. I woke up in the middle of the other of those ... and the other was too weird, i watched it for ages and i dint undestand anything.. something 1980s and "graphics" (no story in the film) .. a french something of "art" that nobody saw in the end (i was among the last 10 % that resisted for over an hour)



What ther worst(s) you have seen?



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  • Reply 1 of 81
    david cronenbergs mutant love childdavid cronenbergs mutant love child Posts: 13member
    <a href="http://us.imdb.com/bottom_100_films"; target="_blank">Try These</a>



    This is often considered the Worst Movie: <a href="http://us.imdb.com/Title?0052077"; target="_blank">Here</a>



    I thought this one quite Awful when i was younger:<a href="http://www.dvddrive-in.com/reviews/t-z/thingwithtwoheads.htm"; target="_blank">Here</a>







    [ 10-21-2002: Message edited by: David Cronenbergs Mutant Love Child ]</p>
  • Reply 2 of 81
    ghost_user_nameghost_user_name Posts: 22,667member
    Star Wars Episode One: The Phantom Menace
  • Reply 3 of 81
    _ alliance __ alliance _ Posts: 2,070member
    Pearl Harbor
  • Reply 4 of 81
    overhopeoverhope Posts: 1,123member
    I try to avoid seeing them these days: hence I didn't go to see xXx at the weekend.
  • Reply 5 of 81
    kelibkelib Posts: 740member
    1) The Net with Sandra Bullok along with all the other SB films

    2) StarWars 2

    3) Every Jim Carrey film

    4) Police Academy 1 - 999



    [ 10-21-2002: Message edited by: kelib ]</p>
  • Reply 6 of 81
    brussellbrussell Posts: 9,812member
    [quote]Originally posted by Mulattabianca:

    <strong>Titanic.</strong><hr></blockquote>When I read your title, but before I saw your post, this is what I thought.
  • Reply 7 of 81
    spaceman_spiffspaceman_spiff Posts: 1,242member
    La Pianiste, Wow! did I ever hate that film. Thankfully, I've managed to avoid having to endure Titanic, though.
  • Reply 8 of 81
    groveratgroverat Posts: 10,872member
    Titanic up there.



    But the worst movie of all time is:

    The Sweetest Thing



    Sweet farking Moses...
  • Reply 9 of 81
    ast3r3xast3r3x Posts: 5,012member
    changing lanes!
  • Reply 10 of 81
    pfflampfflam Posts: 5,053member
    I don't know, none of the movies listed so far are truly truly horrible . . . the Titanic was even 'good' at what it was supposed to be good at . . .now wether you find that to be a good kind of good is another question.



    truly horrible films like; Simon Birch --neck deep in fecal refuse that one!!!! sentimental tripe....

    or

    that film Zambesian Grove that's not the title but its about the Bohemian Grove Private club . . . very bad. . .



    [ 10-21-2002: Message edited by: pfflam ]</p>
  • Reply 11 of 81
    xionjaxionja Posts: 504member
    most of the really big films. any shallow chic flick thing. stuff without plots, that sell because they have cool special affects.
  • Reply 12 of 81
    tooltool Posts: 242member
    Zoolander



    or





    that one with Whoopi Goldberg and Ted Dansen...something America or whatever.



    Both I walked out on.
  • Reply 13 of 81
    macchadilacmacchadilac Posts: 59member
    The worst for me is Godzilla (hollywood).

    The Japanese movies are the best <img src="graemlins/oyvey.gif" border="0" alt="[No]" />
  • Reply 14 of 81
    splinemodelsplinemodel Posts: 7,311member
    There are some movies that are just unwatchable. Critics are unfair to B movies, since, I would say, most of them ARE watchable. Ludicrous perhaps, but still watchable.



    For me, most chick-flicks are unwatchable. The same goes for movies that are serious, but have no developed plot. I'm talking about artsy movies here. They suck.
  • Reply 15 of 81
    shawnpatrickjoyceshawnpatrickjoyce Posts: 2,417member
    Some people must not have seen many movies. Titanic and the Phantom Menace as the WORST in your collective memories? I'd to like to watch whatever movies you see...





    Clearly, the choice is BATMAN & ROBIN. There can be no worse movie than that. It just isn't possible.
  • Reply 16 of 81
    ibrowseibrowse Posts: 1,749member
    Buried Alive, Goriest movie of the year. The year being 1984, acting was somewhat, uh... non-existing. It was entertaining. That is about it though.
  • Reply 17 of 81
    kecksykecksy Posts: 1,002member
    Ninja Scroll Resurrection.



    I've seen a lot of bad movies (*cough* Evil Dead), but this defenently tops the list.



    When I finished this movie, I considered eating a bullet. Seriously, if you ever come across Resurrection in a video store, take it off the shelf and stump on it until the store manager throws you out. God will thank you for sparing innocent anime lovers a punishment worse than death.
  • Reply 18 of 81
    hassan i sabbahhassan i sabbah Posts: 3,987member
    AI.



    (Spielberg's AI.)



    SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT.
  • Reply 19 of 81
    rooroo Posts: 162member
    my vote for worst film goes to "sitcom". its about a happy suburban family that goes psycho when a pet rat comes into their lives. its one of those films that tries to be witty, satirical, darkly humorous, but it just ends up being boring... and thats *with* a wheelchair-bound dominatrix!



    the close second is "la boum". sorry sophie marceau fans. this is mainly due to that one annoying song that plays over and over. its been six years and i still can't get it out of my head!
  • Reply 20 of 81
    tmptmp Posts: 601member
    Showgirls
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