Signs that you're really, really drunk

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  • Reply 41 of 51
    paulpaul Posts: 5,278member
    [quote]Originally posted by Dogcow:

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    When the kids down the hall piss on my dorm room door at 4 AM. </strong><hr></blockquote>



    what the fuck?? did they do it on purpose?
  • Reply 42 of 51
    splinemodelsplinemodel Posts: 7,311member
    You know you're drunk when you post to a thread about drunkeness for no apparent reason, and it's 2:30AM.



  • Reply 43 of 51
    trick falltrick fall Posts: 1,271member
    When you're walking home from the bar with one eye closed so that you can see straight.
  • Reply 44 of 51
    overhopeoverhope Posts: 1,123member
    Nah, when you wake up the following morning in bed with absolutely no recollection of how you got there. <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laughing]" />
  • Reply 45 of 51
    bluesignsbluesigns Posts: 315member
    [quote] Nah, when you wake up the following morning in bed with absolutely no recollection of how you got there. <hr></blockquote>



    or the classic variation of:

    when you wake up the following morning in bed with absolutely no recollection of 'WHO' you got there.
  • Reply 46 of 51
    thuh freakthuh freak Posts: 2,664member
    u kno ur drnk when:
    • ur playing a gaim of asshole

    • u can't stop laughing

    • u've finished off half a bottle of southern comfort

    • half of the cruzan 151 is gone too

    • plus your surrounded by empty cans o' guinness (my guinness, my goodness)

    • ur on the floor

    • and yet ur still winning the game of asshole

    • and the next morning u wake up in the hallway, half way between the pisser and ur dorm room

    man, i love college.
  • Reply 47 of 51
    trick falltrick fall Posts: 1,271member
    There was a little more than drinking involved, but one morning I woke up on someone's kitchen counter in an apartment I'd never been in before. I don't know how I didn't roll off the counter in my sleep.
  • Reply 48 of 51
    roborobo Posts: 469member
    You know you're drunk when you decide to lie on your skateboard on your stomach and 'paddle' home with your hands (happened to a friend of mine).





    Also, in my freshman year at university, i remember awakening to hear my roommate and his friend stumbling into the room. They crashed about for a bit, then my roommate exclaimed: "Dude! I don't think this is my room!" and they left. I didn't see him until the next afternoon.



    -robo
  • Reply 49 of 51
    giaguaragiaguara Posts: 2,724member
    that you WERE really really drunk (and probably still are)...



    When you wake up in Lapland ... in a wooden tourist cottage and notice you are not the only person sleeping on that bed. And have no idea how you ended up in Akaslompolo... or in Scandinavia...
  • Reply 50 of 51
    defiantdefiant Posts: 4,876member
    [quote]Originally posted by trick fall:

    <strong>When you're walking home from the bar with one eye closed so that you can see straight.</strong><hr></blockquote>



    <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laughing]" /> <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laughing]" />
  • Reply 51 of 51
    defiantdefiant Posts: 4,876member
    [quote]Originally posted by robo:

    <strong>You know you're drunk when you decide to lie on your skateboard on your stomach and 'paddle' home with your hands (happened to a friend of mine).</strong><hr></blockquote>



    I do that sometimes too. but I have a longboard, so it's different.
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