What is love?

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What do you think love is? Can it be given easily with out much time or is it a feeling that must be considered over a large amount of time until you can dish it out?
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  • Reply 1 of 34
    [quote]Originally posted by Argento:

    <strong>What do you think love is? Can it be given easily with out much time or is it a feeling that must be considered over a large amount of time until you can dish it out?</strong><hr></blockquote>



    Love belongs to AO.
  • Reply 2 of 34
    matveimatvei Posts: 193member
    I have insituted a two month rule for myself.



    Even if I feel the love, I have to wait two months before saying anything about it. Prevents most "Early I love you's" from being uttered in a rush of emotion.



    It has worked well.



    You _do not_ want to say it before the other is ready...
  • Reply 3 of 34
    lucaluca Posts: 3,833member
    What is love?



    Baby don't hurt me. Don't hurt me no more.



    What IS love?



  • Reply 4 of 34
    buonrottobuonrotto Posts: 6,368member
    A Howard Jones single, if I recall correctly.



    Pheromone chemicals and electrical patterns.
  • Reply 5 of 34
    Someone once said, "Love is the want to be with someone, not the need."
  • Reply 6 of 34
    bellebelle Posts: 1,574member
    It's a tennis point. Er, or lack of, rather.
  • Reply 7 of 34
    brussellbrussell Posts: 9,812member
    Love is an erection + a neocortex.
  • Reply 8 of 34
    stunnedstunned Posts: 1,096member
    Love is blind.
  • Reply 9 of 34
    rooroo Posts: 162member
    love is him letting you have the broccoli tenpura because he knows its your favorite.
  • Reply 10 of 34
    giaguaragiaguara Posts: 2,724member
    love is a neurosis.



    it's duration is related to the person that has caused the neurosis. e.g. if you live on the same place (e.g. same city), the duration the neurosis will have is approximately 1,1127 years. if the medium distance is 1000 km, the length of the neurosis is 6 years.



    t(n) = d(f) x t(y)



    t(n) = duration of neurosis

    d(f) = distance factor

    t(y) = time in years

    d(f) =

    s = medium distance; when:

    s &lt; 10 km =&gt; d(f) = &lt; 1.0

    10 km &lt; s &lt; 30 km =&gt; d(f) =1.5

    30 km &lt; s &lt; 100 km =&gt; d(f)= 2.0

    100 km &lt; s &lt; 300 km =&lt; d(f) = 2.5 ...

    ... 1000 km &lt; s &lt; 1500 km =&gt; d(f) 6.0 ...

    ... 10 000 km &lt; s =&gt; d(f) &gt; 20.0



    <img src="graemlins/hmmm.gif" border="0" alt="[Hmmm]" />



    [ 12-12-2002: Message edited by: Mulattabianca ]</p>
  • Reply 11 of 34
    [quote]Originally posted by Mulattabianca:

    <strong>love is a neurosis.



    it's duration is related to the person that has caused the neurosis... if the medium distance is 1000 km, the length of the neurosis is 6 years.

    </strong><hr></blockquote>



    A long distance relationship that lasted 6 years! That would be a neurosis. :eek:



    p.s. I know what love is but I'm not telling. It's a secret.



    [ 12-12-2002: Message edited by: spaceman_spiff ]</p>
  • Reply 12 of 34
    Love is pain.
  • Reply 13 of 34
    [quote]Originally posted by TigerWoods99:

    <strong>Love is pain.</strong><hr></blockquote>



    And love is a drug. (That's not the secret part.)
  • Reply 14 of 34
    ummm(my turn to try and be clever)



    Love is a four letter word beginning with L and ending with E if you string it



    LOVELOVELOVELOVELOVELOVELOVELOVELOVEL



    doesn'y Ovel become more apparant?
  • Reply 15 of 34
    [quote]Originally posted by Argento:

    <strong>What do you think love is? Can it be given easily with out much time or is it a feeling that must be considered over a large amount of time until you can dish it out?</strong><hr></blockquote>



    Love is the Drug.



    Roxy Music. <img src="graemlins/smokin.gif" border="0" alt="[Chilling]" />



    damn spaceman_spiff, beat me to it!



    [ 12-12-2002: Message edited by: Artman @_@ ]</p>
  • Reply 16 of 34
    KISS - Do You Love Me?



    You really like my limousine

    You like the way the wheels roll

    You like my seven inch leather heels

    And goin' to all of the shows, but

    Do you love me, do you love me

    Do you love me, really love me



    You like the credit cards and private planes

    Money can really take you far

    You like the hotels and fancy clothes

    And the sound of electric guitars, but



    Do you love me, do you love me

    Do you love me, I mean like do you

    Really love me



    You really like rock 'n' roll

    All of the fame and the masquerade

    You like the concerts and studios

    And all the money, honey, that I make, but



    Do you love me, do you love me

    Do you love me, really love me



    Your backstage pass and black sunglasses

    Make you look just like a queen

    Even the fans, they know your face

    From all of the magazines, but



    Do you love me (do you love me)

    Do you love me (do you love me)

    Do you love me (do you love me)

    Really love me (really love me)

    I wanna know



    Do you love me (do you love me)

    Do you love me (do you love me)

    Do you love me (do you love me)

    I mean like do you

    Really love me (really love me)

    I wanna know

    Do you love me (do you love me)

    Do you love me (do you love me)

    Do you love me (do you love me)

    I mean like do you

    Really love me (really love me)



    I want you to (do you love me, do you love me)

    I need you to (do you love me, do you love me)

    And you know I'm so tired of everybody sayin' it

    And you know, (do you love me, do you love me)

    I just gotta know if you really really really, really love me

    (do you love me, do you love me)

    So come on, do you love me (do you love me)

    I need you to

    Do you love me (do you love me) I want you to

    Do you love me (do you love me) I need you

    Really love me (do you love me)

    I wanna know

    Do you love me (do you love me) do you, do you

    Do you love me (do you love me)

    I just got to have some love (do you love me, do you love me)

    I just got to have some love (do you love me)

    I just got to have some love, love, love, love, love



    Cough...ok...next?
  • Reply 17 of 34
    screedscreed Posts: 1,077member
    um ...a battlefield?

    uh ...the Seventh Wave?

    er ...that which stinks (yeah, yeah)?



    Name the song and the artist!!



    (Notice how we lapsed into song lyrics.)



    A biological compunction to procreate thus furthering your genetic data, therefore an "evolutionary viral information system" (or symptom). Which, in a weird, is also what music is. <img src="graemlins/hmmm.gif" border="0" alt="[Hmmm]" />



    Screed ...not in love...



    [ 12-12-2002: Message edited by: sCreeD ]</p>
  • Reply 18 of 34
    my love is bigger than a caddilac. i tried to show you, but you drive me back.



    all this love speak makes me think of a lily tomlin quote: [quote]being a new yorker is never having to say "i'm sorry"<hr></blockquote>



    love is ... spooge. and that brings me to a hilarious joke i heard a while ago:

    [quote]a few million sperm are swimming around inside a woman, and one sperm says to another "hey, we've been swimming around for a long time. do you know when we're gonna get to where we're goin?" the other sperm replies, "i think we still got a long time, we're only in the stomach."<hr></blockquote>
  • Reply 19 of 34
    [quote]Originally posted by sCreeD:

    <strong>um ...a battlefield?</strong><hr></blockquote>



    pat benatar. love is a battlefield.

    terrible song.
  • Reply 20 of 34
    "Don't knock masturbation, it's sex with someone I love ."

    Woody Allen
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