what's up with button-fly pants?

Posted:
in General Discussion edited January 2014
honestly, it takes me about 5 minutes to button/unbutton my fly with these fancy things. i like the style of the pant, but the button fly is annoying, i prefer zip! the only advantage i see is my shlongle area never gets caught in the zipper.



ever been intimate with a woman (man, depending who's reading) and had to deal with a button-fly? ugh!

Comments

  • Reply 1 of 18
    applenutapplenut Posts: 5,768member
    button flys suck... when i was in the gap with my gf we were picking out jeans and she couldn't understand why i absolutely refused to buy pants with a button-fly.



    it defeats the whole purpose of a fly...



    so stupid...



    errrrr
  • Reply 2 of 18
    newnew Posts: 3,244member
    buttons rule.
  • Reply 3 of 18
    applenutapplenut Posts: 5,768member
    [quote]Originally posted by New:

    <strong>buttons rule.</strong><hr></blockquote>



    buttons drool
  • Reply 4 of 18
    newnew Posts: 3,244member
    ever got your .... stuck in a button?
  • Reply 5 of 18
    [quote]Originally posted by New:

    <strong>ever got your .... stuck in a button? </strong><hr></blockquote>

    just my piercing but that's another story

    :o
  • Reply 6 of 18
    Quite frankly, I've never gotten my wang stuck in a zipper. And I thought the button fly fad tanked a few years ago? Oh well, it's never past the Gap to do something stupid and charge more for it.
  • Reply 7 of 18
    i hate button fly, i like the concept though. never had a zipper diaster
  • Reply 8 of 18
    buttons are the illist... just undo one, and pull apart... and all of them come undone... no fuss... more time to think about getting other peoples pants off
  • Reply 9 of 18
    stunnedstunned Posts: 1,096member
    Aahhh... a zipper disaster.... bring bad many bad memories <img src="graemlins/embarrassed.gif" border="0" alt="[Embarrassed]" />
  • Reply 10 of 18
    emaneman Posts: 7,204member
    I hate the button-flys on guy's pants, but on girl's pants it's not bad.
  • Reply 11 of 18
    defiantdefiant Posts: 4,876member
    I hope it's that way round.
  • Reply 12 of 18
    pscatespscates Posts: 5,847member
    I'm a zipper man myself. I like the barn door to open quickly and easily, with little to no fuss.



    Button fly jeans are just BEGGING to get peed in.







    And no, I've never had a "zipper accident", so maybe I'd change my tune if I had? So far so good!
  • Reply 13 of 18
    pscatespscates Posts: 5,847member
    Besides, I dig that satisfying "zzzzzip" sound of a zipper (going either way). That just lets me know something just happened.







    There's no auditory confirmation with button fly.
  • Reply 14 of 18
    If you've ever seen "Something About Mary," then you have all the explaination you'll ever need for button-flys.



  • Reply 15 of 18
    pscatespscates Posts: 5,847member
    That scream Stiller lets loose with when he catches himself in his zipper...HAHAHAHA!



    When I first saw that at the theater, I laughed so hard I thought I was going to pass out. That brief pause, then..."WAAAOOWWOOWWWWW!"



    <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laughing]" />



    Perfect!
  • Reply 16 of 18
    scottscott Posts: 7,431member
    [quote]Originally posted by grad student:

    <strong>buttons are the illist... just undo one, and pull apart... and all of them come undone... no fuss... more time to think about getting other peoples pants off </strong><hr></blockquote>



    Yea I never had any problems either. When I moved to Chicago I started getting an unwelcome draft though <img src="graemlins/bugeye.gif" border="0" alt="[Skeptical]" />





    How do you get your dick caught in a zipper? You all are pulling up your underwear first right? You all are wearing underwear right?
  • Reply 17 of 18
    asaphasaph Posts: 176member
    I caught myself once... wasnt wearing underwear. Gave myself a nice half inch tear.... worst pain ever. Stiller's scream is unrealistic though... it hurt to bad to do anything but curl up in the fetal position and whimper.
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