The Beatles are the DEVIL!

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in General Discussion edited January 2014
I was wondering around in the google directory when I stumbled upon <a href="http://www.geocities.com/mmiddleton87/"; target="_blank">this site.</a>



Throw away your happy childhood memories, brace yourself and peer into the bucket of truth.

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  • Reply 1 of 10
    outsideroutsider Posts: 6,008member
    "Here I stand, head in hand turned my face to the wall"

    This song is obviously about masturbation, which is a sin





    <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laughing]" />
  • Reply 2 of 10
    "So the Beatles, having discoved the power of Satan, came through the world like an evil pide piper. Taking victoms into a frenzy thousands at a time."





    pide piper! hahahahahahahahaha



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  • Reply 3 of 10
    pfflampfflam Posts: 5,053member
    there was no loud music before the Beatles?!?!?!?!?!?!?



    um . . Rite of Spring?!?!



    this kind of idiocy sheds light on all sorts of so called religion . . .
  • Reply 4 of 10
    [quote] Before The Beatles came rumbling along, American music did not use drums or "pagan skins". They came storming into America with the rythm of Satan.





    Why are drums called pagan skins? Because the African people used drums in their Satanic and Idol worship. The would beat frantically on the skins and call to the Devil. Often they would rape and kill each other in these rituals and it was all done to the back beat of drums that sounded much like The Beatles drums.





    So the Beatles, having discoved the power of Satan, came through the world like an evil pide piper. Taking victoms into a frenzy thousands at a time.

    <hr></blockquote>



    <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laughing]" /> <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laughing]" /> <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laughing]" />
  • Reply 5 of 10
    [quote]Musicians who sought to preserve the traditional music like Brahms and Beetoven would not play on Beatle records so (George) Martin had to hire EX-NAZIS from Germany to play.

    <hr></blockquote> <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laughing]" /> <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laughing]" /> <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laughing]" /> <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laughing]" /> <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laughing]" />

    No drums before The Beatles? To me they're the greatest group ever but even I can't stretch to that claim for innovation <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laughing]" /> This site reads like The Onion -but for real.
  • Reply 6 of 10
    stunnedstunned Posts: 1,096member
    Shocking article. :eek:
  • Reply 7 of 10
    outsideroutsider Posts: 6,008member
    Fear not folks, I think it's just a joke. No one is this dumb. Some of the things he says is such a stretch, it can only be satire.
  • Reply 8 of 10
    guarthoguartho Posts: 1,208member
    This is from the bottom of the page



    [quote] This site is intended to be a joke, but I didn't make all this up by myself. <hr></blockquote>



    What's sad is that there are people that will swallow this hook line and sinker, even reference it in term papers, and never read that. I mean "Hey Jude" is about getting the kid to accept his step-mom for crying out loud!
  • Reply 9 of 10
    I can't see the line about it being a joke, but then I am using Safari and the bottom of the page gets pretty jumbled but yeah it has to be a joke- it certainly made me laugh. .

    . [quote] "It won't be long 'till i can be with you"

    It dosn't take long into this song before you figure out that The Beatles are waiting to be called home by Satan <hr></blockquote> Check out his guestbook. <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laughing]" />
  • Reply 10 of 10
    My favorite has to be:



    [quote] When tured backwards you can hear the words "turn me on dead man, turn me on dead man", this was done to secretly express the fact that John Lennon was, in secret, a homosexual necrofeeliac <hr></blockquote>
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