<strong>What do you call a country without a rule of democratic laws? A fascist dictatorship.
Huh, that's not as funny.</strong><hr></blockquote>
Q:
What do you call a government that on one hand says they promote democracy but on the other hand wants turkey to keep voting over and over again until they get the result they want?
<strong>What do you call a boat full of lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
A good start.</strong><hr></blockquote>
Of course, that joke isn't really lawyery. It's like those nationality jokes that are different in any other country. Anyway, why isn't that joke that funny? Because you can say the following with the same ease, and it's just as funny, or not funny:
- What do you call a boat full of butchers at the bottom of the ocean?
- What do you call a boat full of bakers at the bottom of the ocean?
- What do you call a boat full of media moguls at the bottom of the ocean?
- What do you call a boat full of tourists at the bottom of the ocean?
- What do you call a boat full of people trying to make it through their friggin' life just as the rest of you sorry whiners at the bottom of the ocean?
It's the part of our government run by trail lawyers. Maybe I should have said "Bar" instead. Oh well. It's that aspect of our life that's dictated not by laws, or enforcement or rulings but instead by the actions of lawyers.
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Professional courtesy.
A good start.
Huh, that's not as funny.
<strong>What do you call a country without a rule of democratic laws? A fascist dictatorship.
Huh, that's not as funny.</strong><hr></blockquote>
Q:
What do you call a government that on one hand says they promote democracy but on the other hand wants turkey to keep voting over and over again until they get the result they want?
Two acceptable answers:
Hypocritical or The United States
unacceptable!
seems like a lawyer joke thread here girls, take your whiny asses to another thread or pony up some lawyer jokes!!!
<strong>What do you call a thread that's suddenly gone all FIRESIDE CHAT on you??
unacceptable!
seems like a lawyer joke thread here girls, take your whiny asses to another thread or pony up some lawyer jokes!!!</strong><hr></blockquote>
Who lies more often than a lawyer and smirks more than a guy who smirks a lot?
GWB!
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Regardless, more lawyer jokes please!!!
We don't know..hasn't been done yet.
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What's the difference between a dead snake on the road and a dead lawyer on the road?
The skid marks are in front of the snake
the other day, i saw a lawyer,
then i pissed on him or her.
<strong>What do you call a thread that's suddenly gone all FIRESIDE CHAT on you??
</strong><hr></blockquote>
What do you call something which you couldn't have said better?
<strong>What do you call a boat full of lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
A good start.</strong><hr></blockquote>
Of course, that joke isn't really lawyery. It's like those nationality jokes that are different in any other country. Anyway, why isn't that joke that funny? Because you can say the following with the same ease, and it's just as funny, or not funny:
- What do you call a boat full of butchers at the bottom of the ocean?
- What do you call a boat full of bakers at the bottom of the ocean?
- What do you call a boat full of media moguls at the bottom of the ocean?
- What do you call a boat full of tourists at the bottom of the ocean?
- What do you call a boat full of people trying to make it through their friggin' life just as the rest of you sorry whiners at the bottom of the ocean?
A big fat mistake.
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seems like a lawyer joke thread here girls, take your whiny asses to another thread or pony up some lawyer jokes!!!</strong><hr></blockquote>
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3 entries found for sarcasm.
sar·casm Â*Â* (Â*PÂ*)Â*Â*Pronunciation KeyÂ*Â*(särkzm)
n.
A cutting, often ironic remark intended to wound.
A form of wit that is marked by the use of sarcastic language and is intended to make its victim the butt of contempt or ridicule.
The use of sarcasm. See Synonyms at wit.
Everyone loves to make fun of lawyers, right up until they need one.
<strong>What do you call a country without a rule of democratic laws? A fascist dictatorship.
Huh, that's not as funny.</strong><hr></blockquote>
What do you call a country with four branches of government: legislative, judicial, executive and trial?
The United States of America
Not very funny thought.
<strong>yeah, i heard a good one the other day.
Everyone loves to make fun of lawyers, right up until they need one.</strong><hr></blockquote>
Yes, that's say in other words my joke :
[quote] The worst thing with lawyers is that they have a lot of customers <hr></blockquote>