Q: Why do we bury dead lawyers 10' deep and not 6' deep?

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in General Discussion edited January 2014
A: Because wayyy deep down, they are all really good guys.
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  • Reply 1 of 27
    thuh freakthuh freak Posts: 2,664member
    How come sharks don't eat lawyers?

    Professional courtesy.
  • Reply 2 of 27
    powerdocpowerdoc Posts: 8,123member
    The worst thing with lawyers is that they have a lot of customers <img src="graemlins/cancer.gif" border="0" alt="[cancer]" />
  • Reply 3 of 27
    scottscott Posts: 7,431member
    What do you call a boat full of lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?



    A good start.
  • Reply 4 of 27
    bungebunge Posts: 7,329member
    What do you call a country without a rule of democratic laws? A fascist dictatorship.



    Huh, that's not as funny.
  • Reply 5 of 27
    brbr Posts: 8,395member
    [quote]Originally posted by bunge:

    <strong>What do you call a country without a rule of democratic laws? A fascist dictatorship.



    Huh, that's not as funny.</strong><hr></blockquote>



    Q:

    What do you call a government that on one hand says they promote democracy but on the other hand wants turkey to keep voting over and over again until they get the result they want?



    Two acceptable answers:

    Hypocritical or The United States
  • Reply 6 of 27
    drewpropsdrewprops Posts: 2,321member
    What do you call a thread that's suddenly gone all FIRESIDE CHAT on you??



    unacceptable!





    seems like a lawyer joke thread here girls, take your whiny asses to another thread or pony up some lawyer jokes!!!
  • Reply 7 of 27
    brbr Posts: 8,395member
    [quote]Originally posted by drewprops:

    <strong>What do you call a thread that's suddenly gone all FIRESIDE CHAT on you??



    unacceptable!





    seems like a lawyer joke thread here girls, take your whiny asses to another thread or pony up some lawyer jokes!!!</strong><hr></blockquote>

    Who lies more often than a lawyer and smirks more than a guy who smirks a lot?



    GWB!



    [ 03-16-2003: Message edited by: BR ]</p>
  • Reply 8 of 27
    drewpropsdrewprops Posts: 2,321member
    Sounds a little more like Hillary to me....



    Regardless, more lawyer jokes please!!!
  • Reply 9 of 27
    osxaddictosxaddict Posts: 131member
    How many Frenchmen does it take to defend Paris?



    We don't know..hasn't been done yet.





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    What's the difference between a dead snake on the road and a dead lawyer on the road?



    The skid marks are in front of the snake
  • Reply 10 of 27
    thuh freakthuh freak Posts: 2,664member
    I got a grrrreat lawperson joke-type joke.



    the other day, i saw a lawyer,

    then i pissed on him or her.
  • Reply 11 of 27
    der kopfder kopf Posts: 2,275member
    [quote]Originally posted by drewprops:

    <strong>What do you call a thread that's suddenly gone all FIRESIDE CHAT on you??



    </strong><hr></blockquote>



    What do you call something which you couldn't have said better?
  • Reply 12 of 27
    der kopfder kopf Posts: 2,275member
    [quote]Originally posted by Scott:

    <strong>What do you call a boat full of lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?



    A good start.</strong><hr></blockquote>



    Of course, that joke isn't really lawyery. It's like those nationality jokes that are different in any other country. Anyway, why isn't that joke that funny? Because you can say the following with the same ease, and it's just as funny, or not funny:



    - What do you call a boat full of butchers at the bottom of the ocean?



    - What do you call a boat full of bakers at the bottom of the ocean?



    - What do you call a boat full of media moguls at the bottom of the ocean?



    - What do you call a boat full of tourists at the bottom of the ocean?



    - What do you call a boat full of people trying to make it through their friggin' life just as the rest of you sorry whiners at the bottom of the ocean?



    A big fat mistake.
  • Reply 13 of 27
    der kopfder kopf Posts: 2,275member
    I know what you're thinking. AppleOutsider brings out the beast in me.
  • Reply 14 of 27
    bungebunge Posts: 7,329member
    [quote]Originally posted by drewprops:

    <strong>

    seems like a lawyer joke thread here girls, take your whiny asses to another thread or pony up some lawyer jokes!!!</strong><hr></blockquote>



    Taken from <a href="http://www.dictionary.com:"; target="_blank">www.dictionary.com:</a>



    3 entries found for sarcasm.



    sar·casm Â*Â* (Â*PÂ*)Â*Â*Pronunciation KeyÂ*Â*(särkzm)

    n.

    A cutting, often ironic remark intended to wound.



    A form of wit that is marked by the use of sarcastic language and is intended to make its victim the butt of contempt or ridicule.



    The use of sarcasm. See Synonyms at wit.
  • Reply 15 of 27
    alcimedesalcimedes Posts: 5,486member
    yeah, i heard a good one the other day.



    Everyone loves to make fun of lawyers, right up until they need one.
  • Reply 16 of 27
    buonrottobuonrotto Posts: 6,368member
    Way to suck the fun out of this thread, bunge!
  • Reply 17 of 27
    scottscott Posts: 7,431member
    [quote]Originally posted by bunge:

    <strong>What do you call a country without a rule of democratic laws? A fascist dictatorship.



    Huh, that's not as funny.</strong><hr></blockquote>





    What do you call a country with four branches of government: legislative, judicial, executive and trial?



    The United States of America



    Not very funny thought.
  • Reply 18 of 27
    What does the trial branch do? Is that like beta testing or something for the judicial branch?
  • Reply 19 of 27
    scottscott Posts: 7,431member
    It's the part of our government run by trail lawyers. Maybe I should have said "Bar" instead. Oh well. It's that aspect of our life that's dictated not by laws, or enforcement or rulings but instead by the actions of lawyers.
  • Reply 20 of 27
    powerdocpowerdoc Posts: 8,123member
    [quote]Originally posted by alcimedes:

    <strong>yeah, i heard a good one the other day.



    Everyone loves to make fun of lawyers, right up until they need one.</strong><hr></blockquote>



    Yes, that's say in other words my joke :





    [quote] The worst thing with lawyers is that they have a lot of customers <hr></blockquote>
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