Car slams into Chicago Apple Store during business hours [u]

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  • Reply 21 of 57


    Waitwaitwaitwait…is that an iMac G4?

  • Reply 22 of 57


    Originally Posted by Shunnabunich View Post

    Waitwaitwaitwait…is that an iMac G4?


     


    Yeah, someone would have brought it in for work. 

  • Reply 23 of 57
    Well this did some damage.
  • Reply 24 of 57

    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Tallest Skil View Post

    Yeah, someone would have brought it in for work. 


    Ohh, OK, that makes a lot more sense.

  • Reply 25 of 57
    timbittimbit Posts: 331member
    Spelling error in the title... Car, not cars. Unless there were multiple cars, in which case it would be slam, not slams.
  • Reply 26 of 57


    On a more serious note ... there supposedly used to be a gas station at that location. If so, given the fact that the vehicle was driven by an elderly person, the truth is probably closer to some sort of dementia happening, or perhaps a medical episode of some sort ... stroke, perhaps.

  • Reply 27 of 57
    solipsismxsolipsismx Posts: 19,566member
    dasanman69 wrote: »
    Off night with the jokes.


    [VIDEO]
  • Reply 28 of 57
    jungmarkjungmark Posts: 6,926member


    Sammy just claimed a car slammed in one of its stores. Luckily it was normal business hours so no one was in the store at the time.

  • Reply 29 of 57

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    Originally Posted by SpamSandwich View Post



    I cannot understand why Apple hasn't made the investment in outdoor waist-high pylons that would defeat these accidents (and previous robbery attempts).


    Ive is still working on making them thin enough.

  • Reply 30 of 57

    Quote:

    Originally Posted by jungmark View Post


    Sammy just claimed a car slammed in one of its stores. Luckily it was normal business hours so no one was in the store at the time.



     


     


    Hahaha


     


    Exactly how it happened according to an 'iWitness'.

  • Reply 31 of 57
    dasanman69dasanman69 Posts: 13,002member
    solipsismx wrote: »
    [VIDEO]

    Not one single hit though.
  • Reply 32 of 57

    Quote:

    Originally Posted by SolipsismX View Post



    Apple is in a great position to invent force fields.


     


    Nah... Transparent Aluminum I think.

  • Reply 33 of 57
    solipsismxsolipsismx Posts: 19,566member
    dasanman69 wrote: »
    Not one single hit though.

    At least you're living up to your self-assigned title.
  • Reply 34 of 57
    dasanman69dasanman69 Posts: 13,002member
    solipsismx wrote: »
    At least you're living up to your self-assigned title.

    I don't suffer fools lightly lol
  • Reply 35 of 57
    solipsismxsolipsismx Posts: 19,566member
    dasanman69 wrote: »
    I don't suffer fools lightly lol

    That seems to imply that trying to entertain others with jokes is foolish. I certainly don't expect every joke I make to be funny or that everyone will enjoy my sense of humor but I do try.
  • Reply 36 of 57
    Apple needs Gorilla Glass for their store fronts.

    Is that an oversized ACD there or a 'prop' displaying items for passing pedestrians?
  • Reply 37 of 57


    The first Apple Store with a drive-thru window.

  • Reply 38 of 57
    gtrgtr Posts: 3,231member
    Finally, somebody's figured out a way to beat those long Genius Bar waits...
  • Reply 39 of 57

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    Originally Posted by Apple ][ View Post


    Another likely theory is that it could have just been a drunk douchebag behind the wheel.



     


    Since when do douchebags buy Lincoln Town Cars? I thought only limo companies old people bought them. Hmmmm.... I think we have an answer.

  • Reply 40 of 57


    The driver was holding the steering wheel wrong.

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