'Cortana,' Microsoft's Siri competitor, to go public in April - report

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  • Reply 21 of 89
    Magical ?! Where have I heard that before.
  • Reply 22 of 89
    MacProMacPro Posts: 19,727member
    ... and of course she's blue.
  • Reply 23 of 89

    Cortana will visually fit right in with the BSOD. Will we rename Windows malware to The Flood? Who am I kidding...Windows is The Flood.

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  • Reply 24 of 89
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    Originally Posted by wakefinance View Post

     

    Microsoft is consistently terrible at naming their products/services.


    Cortana sounds better than Microsoft Voice Assistant for Windows Phone.

  • Reply 25 of 89
    gtrgtr Posts: 3,231member
    Well then SteamOS can have a voice assistant based on the creepy AI from Portal, GLaDOS.

    Now THAT would be cool!

    Why is nobody calling their A.I. Hal?
  • Reply 26 of 89
    gtrgtr Posts: 3,231member
    flaneur wrote: »
    700

    That's insulting!

    Remember:

    Women have MANY faults,
    Men have only TWO.
    Everything they say,
    And everything they do.

    ;)
  • Reply 28 of 89
    I got to say, the frothing-at-the-mouth-fanboism on this site never gets old...
    Even more funny, once one realizes that most of the fan"bois" here are middle aged men...
    LOL
    Keep it going Apple-tards!
    Who needs The Onion when one has Apple Insider?


    LOL "frothing at the mouth"? Look who's talking.
  • Reply 29 of 89
    desuserigndesuserign Posts: 1,316member
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Flaneur View Post

    "Cortana" sounds like a synthetic shoe material, or maybe a new model of car, not a lovable female voice assistant.

    But then she's just conceived of as a "service-enabled shell."

    They're Zuned, . . . Or Longhorned.

     

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    Originally Posted by Suddenly Newton View Post

    Magical, LOL. If she says "Contact your system administrator" then nothing has changed.

     

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    Originally Posted by OriginalG View Post

    Clippy reincarnated!

    "Looks like you're trying to make a call, would you like some help with that?"


     

     

    Quote:
    Originally Posted by wakefinance View Post

    Microsoft is consistently terrible at naming their products/services.


     

    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Flaneur View Post





    Someone put this up the other day. It bears repeating:




     

    You all get ten points from me.

    [If it were possible for me to award them.]

    For me Microsoft is an endless source of wonder, shock, disbelief, and entertainment.

  • Reply 30 of 89
    gatorguygatorguy Posts: 24,213member
    LOL "frothing at the mouth"? Look who's talking.

    He's already banned AFAIK. Quoting him/her now just makes more clean-up work for mods, or worse lets those offensive posts live on if your quote goes unnoticed.
  • Reply 31 of 89
    lilgto64lilgto64 Posts: 1,147member
    Not quite sure why but that picture makes me think of the pre cogs from Minority Report.

    Me: Show me google search results for restaurants near me:
    Cortana: Here are your Bing! search results for restaurants near Redmond, WA
    Me: Uh, no, I asked for GOOGLE results for restaurants near ME.
    Cortana: Here are Bing! search results for restaurants in MAINE.
    ME: Uh, no, GOOGLE search for restaurants near where I am now.
    Cortana: There are no restaurants near Wil.i.am at this time.
    Me: forget it.
    Cortana: I do not know what you mean by "forget it"
    Me:
  • Reply 32 of 89

    It makes a certain amount of sense to use the name and image of Cortana. They already own the rights. It's a fairly unique name, avoiding most issues with real people's names. And the character from Halo already has a lot of positive emotion associated with it.

     

    But they also only have one shot to get this right. If they pull a Zune, Vista, or Windows 8 with this one they will destroy a lot more than the ability to use the name without triggering negative emotions, I suspect they'll also damage the Halo franchise, and possibly everything associated with it, like Xbox—the one real bright spot at Microsoft right now.

     

    This all makes me wonder if anyone is taking advantage of IBM's developments in Watson.

  • Reply 33 of 89
    cpsrocpsro Posts: 3,198member

    Voice of Uma Thurman, too?

     

    btw: "almost magical" doesn't cut it

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  • Reply 35 of 89
    Cortana! Reeks Microsoft
  • Reply 36 of 89
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by EWTHeckman View Post

     

    It makes a certain amount of sense to use the name and image of Cortana. They already own the rights. It's a fairly unique name, avoiding most issues with real people's names. And the character from Halo already has a lot of positive emotion associated with it.

     

    But they also only have one shot to get this right. If they pull a Zune, Vista, or Windows 8 with this one they will destroy a lot more than the ability to use the name without triggering negative emotions, I suspect they'll also damage the Halo franchise, and possibly everything associated with it, like Xbox—the one real bright spot at Microsoft right now.

     

    This all makes me wonder if anyone is taking advantage of IBM's developments in Watson.


    Even if it's a flop, there'll still probably be a couple of interesting aspects worth Apple / Google taking note of.

  • Reply 37 of 89

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    Originally Posted by Tallest Idiot View Post



    I got to say, the frothing-at-the-mouth-fanboism on this site never gets old...

    Even more funny, once one realizes that most of the fan"bois" here are middle aged men...

    LOL

    Keep it going Apple-tards!

    Who needs The Onion when one has Apple Insider?

     


    So you are complaining about Apple fans on a site called AppleInsider......and you are on this site because?......

  • Reply 38 of 89

    I'm going to a blue bulb and my GF a wig just like that photo! :)

     

    Best.

  • Reply 39 of 89
    Scariest female name ever.
  • Reply 40 of 89
    leonardleonard Posts: 528member
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by bmd0019 View Post

    Who names stuff at Microsoft? Their names are always terrible.

     

    Actually I believe Bungie picked Cortana's name. Bungie was the initial creator of the Halo universe. Of course Microsoft recognized something good and bought Bungie.
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