I have a friend who is just like the Dell-kid!

soulcrushersoulcrusher
Posted:
in General Discussion edited January 2014
It was my birthday. He called my parents and asked if they wanted to buy me a PC! No kidding...

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  • Reply 1 of 10
    steve jobssteve jobs Posts: 5member
    My hitmen are being dispatched immediately.



    Love,

    Steve :cool:
  • Reply 2 of 10
    ventralventral Posts: 51member
    kill him before he breeds.
  • Reply 3 of 10
    emaneman Posts: 7,204member
    [quote]Originally posted by Ventral:

    <strong>kill him before he breeds.</strong><hr></blockquote>



    I think you should do that too.
  • Reply 4 of 10
    codenamecodename Posts: 57member
    [quote]Originally posted by Ventral:

    <strong>kill him before he breeds.</strong><hr></blockquote>



    Bad grammer there.



    It should read, "Kill it before it breeds."
  • Reply 5 of 10
    soulcrushersoulcrusher Posts: 587member
    He called my mom and said:



    Hi Mrs. Gomez!

    It's me! Pedro, the kid next door!

    Have you heard we have very sweet deals at CompuCentro?

    Intel Pentium 4 Dells at just $999

    And if you buy it this month you'll get a FREE PRINTER.



    My mom replied:



    Ok, thanks. I'll think about it.



    &lt;this conversation has been translated from spanish by me&gt;
  • Reply 6 of 10
    leonisleonis Posts: 3,427member
    [quote]Originally posted by soulcrusher:

    <strong>

    Intel Pentium 4 Dells at just $999

    And if you buy it this month you'll get a FREE PRINTER.;</strong><hr></blockquote>



    Wow...I wonder if Dell can still make any profit out from it... :eek:
  • Reply 7 of 10
    wrong robotwrong robot Posts: 3,907member
    there have been ALOT of cheap cheap pcs on the tele lately



    gateway

    compaq

    dell

    all about 799-899

    featuring intel pentium 4 processors(no mention of speed)

    and cd-burners(no mention of speed)

    I saw one that mentioned the 20 gig HD and 128 RAM



    my favorite is the one that says

    for movie buffs " a dvd drive"

    for music buffs "a cd-rw drive"

    and for technology buffs " a fast intel pentium 4 processor"

    799

    thats it

    no mention of RAM, HD, video card, or anythign else



    poopie!
  • Reply 8 of 10
    striderstrider Posts: 69member
    :eek: and he's your FRIEND?



    Strider
  • Reply 9 of 10
    ventralventral Posts: 51member
    [quote] It should read, "Kill it before it breeds."

    <hr></blockquote>



    An oversight.



    I've recently found it harder and harder to resist the incredible urge to blast the TV to smithereens with my .357 whenever I see that insipid tweaker. I've taken to keeping the gun in another room, which is very inconvenient.
  • Reply 10 of 10
    btoberbtober Posts: 69member
    [quote]Originally posted by soulcrusher:

    <strong>He called my mom and said:



    Hi Mrs. Gomez!

    It's me! Pedro, the kid next door!

    Have you heard we have very sweet deals at CompuCentro?

    Intel Pentium 4 Dells at just $999

    And if you buy it this month you'll get a FREE PRINTER.



    My mom replied:



    Ok, thanks. I'll think about it.



    &lt;this conversation has been translated from spanish by me&gt;</strong><hr></blockquote>

    Could you give it to us in the original Spanish so we get the true essence of the conversation?
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