Mmhh.. I'd like to have an anti-windows script...

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in General Discussion edited January 2014
Ok I feel perverted... <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laughing]" />



But I'd like to find a javascript that forbids to see my pages of the windows / and alternatively windows-but-only-XP users...



So they would see somethign like "You are using a Microsoft based operating system. Please come back with ANY OTHER operating system" <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laughing]" />



Why?



I feel pissed because there are sites (even among the most popular ones) that don't want me tu surf them with any other than IE ..! So not even Opera or Mozilla work.. :eek: so I think it would be more than RIGHT to have at least one site <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laughing]" /> that you CAN'T wiev with a microsoft based operating system...



<img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laughing]" />



Can someone post me a script to do that.. ??



<img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laughing]" />

Comments

  • Reply 1 of 4
    I can write you a php script that will do that. If you have a server setup that will support php e-mail me at [email protected] and i will e-mail you back the script
  • Reply 2 of 4
    I think that Microsoft cam out with one... it's called Windows (functionality = 0)
  • Reply 3 of 4
    Ok i sent the script its on its way. If any one else wants it or perhaps another script let me know and i`ll see what i can wip up
  • Reply 4 of 4
    giaguaragiaguara Posts: 2,724member
    Umh...



    The server on the thing i want to put the script is hosted on a server that does not allow the php <img src="graemlins/oyvey.gif" border="0" alt="[No]" />



    Basically.. a java script cos i need the pages in .html



    How about something "click here to see me nude" and on that page the script <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laughing]" /> maybe i'll put there a picture of the ibook.. or me wearing only the ibook .. not sure <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laughing]" />



    The only way to use that php script.. i should put that page on the server where i have the forum of my other site.. uhm.. deciding ..



    something that allows ANY OTHER S.O. than windows to see



    $it.. no php on my $erver
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