Whisperings of prototype hardware...

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  • Reply 21 of 49
    This will be the long-delayed handcrank-powered Apple portable. To run the quad processors, you'll have to crank it constantly to keep it running, so you'll have to type and operate the trackpad with one hand.
  • Reply 22 of 49
    [quote]Originally posted by Junkyard Dawg:

    <strong>and after I rolled him a big phattie and got him totally BAKED...



    (followed by long, obviously drug-induced severe hallucinations)

    </strong><hr></blockquote>



    JYD, I think you rolled YOURSELF a big phattie!! <img src="graemlins/smokin.gif" border="0" alt="[Chilling]" />
  • Reply 23 of 49
    glurxglurx Posts: 1,031member
    [quote]Originally posted by sizzle chest:

    <strong>This will be the long-delayed handcrank-powered Apple portable. To run the quad processors, you'll have to crank it constantly to keep it running, so you'll have to type and operate the trackpad with one hand.</strong><hr></blockquote>



    Or it could be powered by giant mutant hamsters. Of course the cage assembly would make the TiBook considerably thicker...
  • Reply 24 of 49
    matsumatsu Posts: 6,558member
    No it wouldn't, we can use new genetically engineered thin maleable hamsters based on <a href="http://www.bonsaikitten.com"; target="_blank">this new technology.</a> Analysts predict we'll even be able to double the number of onboard hamsters without significantly increasing case weight or volume.



    [ 02-14-2002: Message edited by: Matsu ]</p>
  • Reply 25 of 49
    jimmacjimmac Posts: 11,898member
    Junkyard,



    I know you and I haven't always seen eye to eye but, I have to admit your story is one of the funnier things I've read here. The way Apple has been handling things lately ( the imac aside ) we all need a good laugh. If only it were true! <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laughing]" />
  • Reply 26 of 49
    [quote]Originally posted by Matsu:

    <strong>No it wouldn't, we can use new genetically engineered thin maleable hamsters based on <a href="http://www.bonsaikitten.com"; target="_blank">this new technology.</a> Analysts predict we'll even be able to double the number of onboard hamsters without significantly increasing case weight or volume.



    [ 02-14-2002: Message edited by: Matsu ]</strong><hr></blockquote>



    Man, that guy is warped. The look on the Siamese in the Feline Tensioner is like "Dude, as soon as you're done making your little joke photo, I'm going to scratch you a new a**hole."

    Go get 'em kitty.



    BTW, wouldn't a quad TiBook that is capable of frying eggs be an explosion hazard if used as intended (on the lap, wearing Nomex of course) after a particularly "beany" meal?

    Thoth2
  • Reply 27 of 49
    yeah but what if apple takes adavantage of technologies to come. For instance, the clockless processor no mhz!! It uses 1/10th the energy of current chips and is about a hundred times faster. Something like 1500 Gflops Not saying that is what's gonna happen cuz it's quite unlikely but bits and pieces of that tech might just make quad chip portables possible!
  • Reply 28 of 49
    before i say anything about this guy or gal and their rumors, i will just say this. a friend of mine has personally held, in his own hands a working dual proc. G4 TiBook. and this was months ago.



    dunno if they're anywhere near production, but he was told they were close ages ago, and nothing ever happened. he's never been full of it before, so i have no reason to disbelieve him, but this rumor is possible.



    do you mind if i ask what country your source was in?
  • Reply 29 of 49
    matsumatsu Posts: 6,558member
    Sure buddy.



    Isn't that rolleyes the most infuriating smily ever created? Anyway, I'll believe (heck I'll buy it) when I see it.
  • Reply 30 of 49
    USA
  • Reply 31 of 49
    airslufairsluf Posts: 1,861member
  • Reply 32 of 49
    ferroferro Posts: 453member
    [quote]

    [QUOTE]

    For instance, the clockless processor no mhz!! It uses 1/10th the energy of current chips and is about a hundred times faster. Something like 1500 Gflops Not saying that is what's gonna happen cuz it's quite unlikely but bits and pieces of that tech might just make quad chip portables possible! [?QUOTE]



    People have been trying to get clockless stuff to work on more than a few dozen transistors at a time for almost 25 years, without any great progress. Then some guy comes along and woo's a reporter with promises of glory and mention of a start-up (uh-oh). If it was 1/10th as easy and only 1/2 as good as it was made out to be in that passing article we would already be using them. But it ain't, just like cold fusion and across the board, long term dot-com success. <hr></blockquote>



    Great! - Clockless Proccessors and Perfect Compression...



    Call me crazy, Maybe I "Think Different"... But I hope this all does pan out!



    just like my words here at the "Perfect Compression" Link



    [quote]It would be the utmost of arrogance and ignorance too assume that we have conquered what compressionably possible...<hr></blockquote>



    will be my responce to this thread too...



    It would be the utmost of arrogance and ignorance too assume that we have conquered whats possible... with reference to the present possibilities of proccesssing power...



    "good things take time, great things happen suddenly" - Rat Race



    note: I know the AI boards sometimes cut up long URLs so here is a the direct site url of the afore mentioned removed links refering to <a href="http://www.ZeoSync.com"; target="_blank">-ZeoSync-</a> still yet to be seen "Perfect Compression"...



    ------------------------------------

    E PLURIBUS UNIX





    [ 02-16-2002: Message edited by: FERRO ]</p>
  • Reply 33 of 49
    serranoserrano Posts: 1,806member
    rip. mix. burn your nuts off.
  • Reply 34 of 49
    [quote]Originally posted by AirSluf:

    <strong>People have been trying to get clockless stuff to work on more than a few dozen transistors at a time for almost 25 years, without any great progress.</strong><hr></blockquote>



    Intel supposedly built a Pentium-compatible chip with the technology that was 3 times as fast and used half the power (just a prototype though, not ready for production). The technology is also used in Pentium 4's. That seems good progress to me



    The biggest reason that it's breakthrough is taking so long is that the technology wasn't necessary to keep up with Moore's law. A new paradigm has enormous expenses: re-educating engineers, new tools, new factories at 1 billion a piece and spending a lot of money/time before you get a product that you can sell. By the time you can built the superfast Pentium, the old technology may already have passed you by.



    But with increasing clock-speeds, the current architecture is getting less and less efficient. Managing the clock-cycles can consume up to 30% of a modern CPU's computing power. And what is very important for embedded use, chips keep using power even when they are idle.



    This is the reason why there is a lot of work done on clockless chips for smartcards and cell phones. Read the article for more info:



    <a href="http://www.google.com/search?q=cache:7SeIIJU1IIsC:www.techreview.com/magazine/oct01/tristramall.asp+&hl=en"; target="_blank">It's Time for Clockless Chips</a>



    [ 02-18-2002: Message edited by: wfzelle ]</p>
  • Reply 35 of 49
    [quote]Originally posted by Matsu:

    <strong>No it wouldn't, we can use new genetically engineered thin maleable hamsters based on <a href="http://www.bonsaikitten.com"; target="_blank">this new technology.</a> Analysts predict we'll even be able to double the number of onboard hamsters without significantly increasing case weight or volume.



    [ 02-14-2002: Message edited by: Matsu ]</strong><hr></blockquote>





    my god! look at this! <a href="http://www.bonsaikitten.com/g4.html"; target="_blank">http://www.bonsaikitten.com/g4.html</a>;



    they shoved a kitten into a G4 cube case. They claim that they were masking the company who made the case, yet the url is /G4 and they mask is in the shape of an apple... disgusting...
  • Reply 36 of 49
    kcmackcmac Posts: 1,051member
    Thanks Dawg. That made my day. I can't imagine having the raw energy to put that post together.



    <img src="graemlins/smokin.gif" border="0" alt="[Chilling]" />
  • Reply 37 of 49
    kickahakickaha Posts: 8,760member
    [quote]Originally posted by Eupfhoria:

    <strong>





    my god! look at this! <a href="http://www.bonsaikitten.com/g4.html"; target="_blank">http://www.bonsaikitten.com/g4.html</a>;



    they shoved a kitten into a G4 cube case. They claim that they were masking the company who made the case, yet the url is /G4 and they mask is in the shape of an apple... disgusting...</strong><hr></blockquote>



    You *DO* realize that entire site is a hoax, right?
  • Reply 38 of 49
    Thank you JYD, thank you.



    Although that stuff about x.2 sounded interesting
  • Reply 39 of 49
    [quote]Originally posted by Kickaha:

    <strong>



    You *DO* realize that entire site is a hoax, right?</strong><hr></blockquote>



    It is still disgusting, because some freak of nature is actually going to try it. The fact that I became angered (after laughing at the kid sitting on the clear box with a cat in it) just shows how old I'm getting.
  • Reply 40 of 49
    I thought it was funny.



    No, you can't actually do that to a cat (our kitten tried to get inside a glass jar, and my friend tried to push it in. Believe me, it won't fit).
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