Janie Porche hotter than Ellen Feiss

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  • Reply 21 of 41
    not unlike myselfnot unlike myself Posts: 2,037member
    You are so right. Who cares if it is two months old. Janie Porche is HOT.
  • Reply 22 of 41
    der kopfder kopf Posts: 2,275member
    [quote]Originally posted by CosmoNut:

    <strong>It seems Apple has arranged three ladies in every age range for Mac users. Ellen for the 14-18 year-old guys, Janie for the 18-25ers, and the DJ gal for the 25's and up.</strong><hr></blockquote>



    And then Feiss again for the 45-plus generation, who wish to reap young fruit, and might see a very easy prey in drugged out of her head miss Feiss.
  • Reply 23 of 41
    wolfeye155wolfeye155 Posts: 425member
    [quote] I'll take Fabiola Torres over Janie or Ellen any day.



    <hr></blockquote>



    THANK YOU clonenode!!! :eek:
  • Reply 24 of 41
    emaneman Posts: 7,204member
    [quote]Originally posted by der Kopf:

    <strong>Janie Porche is a fat cow.</strong><hr></blockquote>



    yep.
  • Reply 25 of 41
    robsterrobster Posts: 256member
    Janie ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!

    If you guys are into her fine though, she's all mine HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
  • Reply 26 of 41
    der kopfder kopf Posts: 2,275member
    Now that we're bringing it up, has nobody ever noticed how creepishly close the resemblance is 'tween Feiss and the illustrator fairy?



    just look at her:







    So, maybe the hair is not the same, but the eyes, jeez, even the techie geeks at adobe are swept off their feet by a drugged teen.



    [ 11-05-2002: Message edited by: der Kopf ]</p>
  • Reply 27 of 41
    rokrok Posts: 3,519member
    wow, i am truly shocked that any of you would categorize janie as a "fat cow." she is NORMAL, you cretins. geez.



    [ 11-05-2002: Message edited by: rok ]</p>
  • Reply 28 of 41
    emaneman Posts: 7,204member
    [quote]Originally posted by rok:

    <strong>wow, i am truly shocked that any of you would categorize janie as a "fat cow." she is NORMAL, you cretins. geez.



    [ 11-05-2002: Message edited by: rok ]</strong><hr></blockquote>



    Ok, she's not a "fat cow" but she could be a little less chubby, at least her face.
  • Reply 29 of 41
    rokrok Posts: 3,519member
    [quote]Originally posted by EmAn:

    <strong>



    Ok, she's not a "fat cow" but she could be a little less chubby, at least her face.</strong><hr></blockquote>



    okay, that's fine, that's just a personal taste thing. i just objected to anyone using such strong language to describe her appearance.
  • Reply 30 of 41
    cosmonutcosmonut Posts: 4,872member
    [quote]Originally posted by der Kopf:

    <strong>Now that we're bringing it up, has nobody ever noticed how creepishly close the resemblance is 'tween Feiss and the illustrator fairy?



    just look at her:



    *snip*



    jeez, even the techie geeks at adobe are swept off their feet by a drugged teen.

    </strong><hr></blockquote>



    For your information, the geeks at Adobe did NOT create the "fairy." I believe that's a renaissance painting entitled "The Birth of Venus." I can't remember the artist.



    Check your art, yo.
  • Reply 31 of 41
    tigerwoods99tigerwoods99 Posts: 2,633member
    Man, geeks here will flock over anything.
  • Reply 32 of 41
    bellebelle Posts: 1,574member
    [quote]Originally posted by CosmoNut:

    <strong>I can't remember the artist.</strong><hr></blockquote>

    Botticelli.
  • Reply 33 of 41
    a@rona@ron Posts: 201member
    They are both attractive... however, only Janie is LEGAL!!!



    <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laughing]" />

    A@ron
  • Reply 34 of 41
    scottscott Posts: 7,431member
    [quote]Originally posted by A@ron:

    <strong>They are both attractive... however, only Janie is LEGAL!!!



    <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laughing]" />

    A@ron</strong><hr></blockquote>



    What state?



    Although I do like the looks of young chick I have no interest in adolescent girls. What are we going to do? Hang out at the mall? Talk about the last Real World? Ooofa!
  • Reply 35 of 41
    crawlingparanoiacrawlingparanoia Posts: 443member
    My girlfriend is hotter than all of them.



    [ 11-05-2002: Message edited by: crawlingparanoia ]</p>
  • Reply 36 of 41
    eldioseldios Posts: 55member
    [quote]Originally posted by crawlingparanoia:

    <strong>My girlfriend is hotter than all of them.



    [ 11-05-2002: Message edited by: crawlingparanoia ]</strong><hr></blockquote>



    As is mine
  • Reply 37 of 41
    johnpgjohnpg Posts: 37member
    [quote]Originally posted by Eldios:

    <strong>As is mine </strong><hr></blockquote>While I don't doubt any of you, unless your girlfriend is in a switch ad (or you can at least provide a photo) we're not interested! :-)



    For the record, Ellen's cute but too young. I'd have to pick Janie for the American ones. But Momoko is the best overall.



    Cheers,

    John
  • Reply 38 of 41
    dstranathandstranathan Posts: 1,717member
    This is a really hot "switch *itch":





    <a href="http://www.powerlogix.com"; target="_blank">http://www.powerlogix.com</a>;



    "I'm Lisa Newmyer, and I'm, er, an...actress."



    edit



    OK, she has a little acne, and she's kinda dumb, but at least she...



    1) Uses a Mac albiet MUCH too slow for her power-user lifestyle...



    2) Shows a little tummy.



    /edit



    [ 11-05-2002: Message edited by: dstranathan ]</p>
  • Reply 39 of 41
    scottscott Posts: 7,431member
    If she's an actress then she aint hot. I have different standards for ... girl walking down the street and actress. It aint the same hot. For example I think Jenifer Aniston Pitt is UGLY! For Hollywood actress she is not good looking. For girl you bump into at the mall she is hot.
  • Reply 40 of 41
    shawnpatrickjoyceshawnpatrickjoyce Posts: 2,417member
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