Where would you hide if you were Saddam?

tontontonton
Posted:
in General Discussion edited January 2014
1. A system of underground bunkers.

2. A single bomb shelter deeply hidden somewhere.

3. A house in a residential area.



No. If I were Saddam, I'd hide in the rubble of bunkers already hit by bombs. If they've been hit once, they're less likely to be targeted again, right?



As far as communications and security go, it would be important that Saddam be protected from anyone on either side knowing where he is. He couldn't use a mobile phone or other wireless communications because triangulation could be used to locate him. How would he communicate? Anyone have any ideas? He couldn't really use a courier because they might be seen leaving his stronghold. Still, he's got to have some way of getting those tapes to the media.
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  • Reply 1 of 29
    mcqmcq Posts: 1,543member
    In the White House.



    Edit: Alternatively, on the SNL set.
  • Reply 2 of 29
    alcimedesalcimedes Posts: 5,486member
    i'd go with pine box 6' underground.
  • Reply 3 of 29
    groveratgroverat Posts: 10,872member
    Peter Arnett's hotel room.
  • Reply 4 of 29
    scottscott Posts: 7,431member
    Quote:

    Originally posted by groverat

    Peter Arnett's hotel room.





    That's a good one. Stay away from Geraldo. He's going to get fragged soon.





    I think I'd be in this place



    Saddam bunker 'almost impenetrable'
  • Reply 5 of 29
    sammi josammi jo Posts: 4,634member
    Anywhere in Miami. He could shave off that mustache, change his name and pretend to be a Cuban in exile...and nobody would ever challenge him.
  • Reply 6 of 29
    drewpropsdrewprops Posts: 2,321member
    Easy, I'd go to Berkeley!
  • Reply 7 of 29
    scottscott Posts: 7,431member
    Quote:

    Originally posted by sammi jo

    Anywhere in Miami. He could shave off that mustache, change his name and pretend to be a Cuban in exile...and nobody would ever challenge him.



    Reminds me of that Unlce that had that little Cuban kid.
  • Reply 8 of 29
    scottscott Posts: 7,431member
    I'd hide out in Hans Blix's house. No ****ing chance he'd be found there.
  • Reply 9 of 29
    a@rona@ron Posts: 201member
    I'd hide where that bastard Osama has been hiding



  • Reply 10 of 29
    powerdocpowerdoc Posts: 8,123member
    He is hiden in a oil's barrel.
  • Reply 11 of 29
    alcimedesalcimedes Posts: 5,486member
    if he were 14 and a girl he could hide in Scott Ritter's house.
  • Reply 12 of 29
    fellowshipfellowship Posts: 5,038member
    Quote:

    Originally posted by Powerdoc

    He is hiden in a oil's barrel.



    I think he is near powerdoc's Lawn mower filling it with fresh Iraqi oil...







    Fellows
  • Reply 13 of 29
    colanderofdeathcolanderofdeath Posts: 1,261member
    He should hide in a fort made out of sofa cushions.
  • Reply 14 of 29
    discocowdiscocow Posts: 603member
    Quote:

    Originally posted by ColanderOfDeath

    He should hide in a fort made out of sofa cushions.



    Then he can tie a towel around his neck and pretend he's superman



    ...I mean...that's what I'd do.
  • Reply 15 of 29
    nijiniji Posts: 288member
    in a more serious note...



    syria.



    by the way, bush is up for re-election in 2004, yes?

    wouldnt it be funny if saddam could hide out until bush is defeated in the election, and then saddam returns to be legitmately elected as leader of Iraq, taking over from the interim administration that is handpicked by cheny and bush.
  • Reply 16 of 29
    discocowdiscocow Posts: 603member
    Quote:

    Originally posted by niji

    in a more serious note...



    The phrase: "legitmately elected"



    Who the fvck in their right mind would vote to elect Saddam?!?!







    ...especially if he?s still wearing the towel around his neck.
  • Reply 17 of 29
    gardenofearthlydelightsgardenofearthlydelights Posts: 963member
    Quote:

    Originally posted by DiscoCow

    Who the fvck in their right mind would vote to elect Saddam?!?!



    ...especially if he?s still wearing the towel around his neck.



    The towel could do him in (maybe with matching jammies, it'd be okay).



    But remember, he received 99.9% of the popular votes in the last Iraqi election. That's more than Bush & Gore combined.
  • Reply 18 of 29
    ghost_user_nameghost_user_name Posts: 22,667member
    Quote:

    Originally posted by DiscoCow

    Who the fvck in their right mind would vote to elect Saddam?!?!





    Someone who



    1) Is more pissed on US/UK than on Saddam and



    2) subscribe to the "the enemy of my enemy..." view
  • Reply 19 of 29
    discocowdiscocow Posts: 603member
    Quote:

    Originally posted by GardenOfEarthlyDelights

    The towel could do him in (maybe with matching jammies, it'd be okay).





    I always had that in mind. Maybe I should have mentioned that also?
  • Reply 20 of 29
    discocowdiscocow Posts: 603member
    Quote:

    Originally posted by Anders the White

    Someone who



    1) Is more pissed on US/UK than on Saddam and



    2) subscribe to the "the enemy of my enemy..." view



    3) (I was high on crack at the time)





    DAMN! this appleoutsider stuff (although bad for the blood pressure) is amazingly healthy for the 'ol post count.



    I need to find myself some strong opinions (as I don't have any at the moment).



    Can anyone help me out here?
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