THE OFFICIAL - "Apple + Tipper Gore + Universal Music" - JOKE THREAD !

bluesigns · April 11, 2003 9:47AM

Steve Jobs, Tipper Gore, and Universal Recording artist Cheryl Crow

are lying in bed together smoking cigarettes

after hours in the Cupertino WAL-MART...

let the comedy begin !

screed · April 11, 2003 9:54AM

That's Sheryl you inconsiderate clod!

Anyway, Sheryl looks at the other two and says, "Eww, I'm leaving."

Screed

screed · April 11, 2003 9:57AM

Derived from the same thread over in Ars:

Apple/Universal CD

20% more expensive

Clear and Chrome jewel case

better music

lower total sales

censored to [strikethrough]hell[/strikethrough] heck and back

Screed

cosmonut · April 11, 2003 10:01AM

After a riveting, yet disturbing three-some, Steve turns to the ladies and asks, "So, did you like my services?"

Tipper says, "Well, you're quite a Chairman, but you need to work on your Board."

Sheryl says, "Not bad, but now that you've used my services, where are my royalties?"

And the next day Steve leaves Apple and the music service is permanently ditched.

curiousuburb · April 11, 2003 4:13PM

but in a bizzare twist on swapping,

Jobs goes on to become the next Democratic nominee for President of the USA

Sheryl provides crucial musical ballot education in a sublime tour of Florida

and Tipper begins to design iCensor applications while Al leads the 64-bit 970 initiative to put OS 9 in the lockbox

flounder · April 11, 2003 5:10PM

Quote:

Originally posted by curiousuburb

while Al leads the 64-bit 970 initiative to put OS 9 in the lockbox

Lord, that is funny!

bluesigns · April 13, 2003 1:46PM

Tipper Gore, Universal Recording artist AFROMAN, and Apple V.P. Phil Schiller are in a karaoke bar doing body shots and busting rhymes ...

peve · April 13, 2003 6:00PM

all three notice a 1-dollar bill on the floor.

everyone of them wants to get the dollar and they end up crashing their haeds together.

all three loose there memorys.

al looks into sheryls tshirt at her braests, sheryl slaps him for that and steve grabs the dollar.

algol · April 13, 2003 9:06PM

Then Steve remembers that he has a company ( two actually) to run and decides he needs to get back to reality. On his way back to his office a meteorite falls from the sky killing Al Gore and Tipper Gore and Bill Gates and... (place any name besides Steve Jobs here)

costique · April 14, 2003 2:09AM

Steve Jobs announced today that Apple and Disney concluded a deal this morning with Disney buying Apple's assets for 4 billions so that Apple can buy Universal for 6 billions. The part of the deal is that Apple receives the right to incorporate some Disney's trademarks into their product line. Mac OS X shall heretofore carry the name Goofie OS while Apple Pro keyboard and mouse will be called Tom & Jerry.

bluesigns · April 15, 2003 3:01PM

Shania Twain, Steve Jobs, and Tipper Gore at a celebrity diner together.

As Tipper and Shania share a glance Tipper turns to Steve and says...

http://www.jsonline.com/graphics/owl...101102_big.jpg

cosmonut · April 15, 2003 6:17PM

"These pretzels are making me thirsty."

THE OFFICIAL - "Apple + Tipper Gore + Universal Music" - JOKE THREAD !

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