Then Steve remembers that he has a company ( two actually) to run and decides he needs to get back to reality. On his way back to his office a meteorite falls from the sky killing Al Gore and Tipper Gore and Bill Gates and... (place any name besides Steve Jobs here)
Steve Jobs announced today that Apple and Disney concluded a deal this morning with Disney buying Apple's assets for 4 billions so that Apple can buy Universal for 6 billions. The part of the deal is that Apple receives the right to incorporate some Disney's trademarks into their product line. Mac OS X shall heretofore carry the name Goofie OS while Apple Pro keyboard and mouse will be called Tom & Jerry.
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Anyway, Sheryl looks at the other two and says, "Eww, I'm leaving."
Screed
Apple/Universal CD
20% more expensive
Clear and Chrome jewel case
better music
lower total sales
censored to [strikethrough]hell[/strikethrough] heck and back
Screed
Tipper says, "Well, you're quite a Chairman, but you need to work on your Board."
Sheryl says, "Not bad, but now that you've used my services, where are my royalties?"
And the next day Steve leaves Apple and the music service is permanently ditched.
Jobs goes on to become the next Democratic nominee for President of the USA
Sheryl provides crucial musical ballot education in a sublime tour of Florida
and Tipper begins to design iCensor applications while Al leads the 64-bit 970 initiative to put OS 9 in the lockbox
Originally posted by curiousuburb
while Al leads the 64-bit 970 initiative to put OS 9 in the lockbox
Lord, that is funny!
everyone of them wants to get the dollar and they end up crashing their haeds together.
all three loose there memorys.
al looks into sheryls tshirt at her braests, sheryl slaps him for that and steve grabs the dollar.
As Tipper and Shania share a glance Tipper turns to Steve and says...
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