Weirdest. Spam. Ever.
Quote:
From: "Gabriel Ortega" <[email protected]>
Date: Thu May 8, 2003 11:17:37 PM America/Los_Angeles
To: <[email protected]>
Subject: Needed Equitment hp
Greetings,
We need a vendor who can offer immediate supply.
I'm offering $5,000. US dollars just for referring a vender which is (Actually RELIABLE in
providing the below equipment) Contact details of vendor required, including name and phone #. If
they turn out to be reliable in supplying the below equipment I'll immediately pay you $5,000. We
prefer to work with vendor in the Boston/New York area.
1. The mind warper generation 4 Dimensional Warp Generator # 52 4350a
series wrist watch with z60 or better memory adapter. If in stock the
AMD Dimensional Warp Generator module containing the GRC79 induction
motor, two I80200 warp stabilizers, 256GB of SRAM, and two Analog
Devices isolinear modules, This unit also has a menu driven GUI
accessible on the front panel XID display. All in 1 units would be great
if reliable models are available
2. The special 23200 or Acme 5X24 series time transducing capacitor with
built in temporal displacement. Needed with complete
jumper/auxiliary system
3. A reliable crystal Ionizor with unlimited memory backup.
If your vendor turns out to be reliable, I owe you $5,000.
Email his details to me at: [email protected]
Please do not reply directly back to this email as it
will only be bounced back to you.
Thanks
From: "Gabriel Ortega" <[email protected]>
Date: Thu May 8, 2003 11:17:37 PM America/Los_Angeles
To: <[email protected]>
Subject: Needed Equitment hp
Greetings,
We need a vendor who can offer immediate supply.
I'm offering $5,000. US dollars just for referring a vender which is (Actually RELIABLE in
providing the below equipment) Contact details of vendor required, including name and phone #. If
they turn out to be reliable in supplying the below equipment I'll immediately pay you $5,000. We
prefer to work with vendor in the Boston/New York area.
1. The mind warper generation 4 Dimensional Warp Generator # 52 4350a
series wrist watch with z60 or better memory adapter. If in stock the
AMD Dimensional Warp Generator module containing the GRC79 induction
motor, two I80200 warp stabilizers, 256GB of SRAM, and two Analog
Devices isolinear modules, This unit also has a menu driven GUI
accessible on the front panel XID display. All in 1 units would be great
if reliable models are available
2. The special 23200 or Acme 5X24 series time transducing capacitor with
built in temporal displacement. Needed with complete
jumper/auxiliary system
3. A reliable crystal Ionizor with unlimited memory backup.
If your vendor turns out to be reliable, I owe you $5,000.
Email his details to me at: [email protected]
Please do not reply directly back to this email as it
will only be bounced back to you.
Thanks
WTF?
Comments
There are fruit-loops & religious nuts & all sorts of snake oil merchants trying to squeeze your wallet for funds.......
Or that Evil Emperor Ming..the orginal inventor of the Mind Warp Generator is making a come back.......see Buck Rogers or Voyager Stardate 2405.09.55
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Dear valued eBay member:
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out of order. If you could please take 5-10 minutes out of your
online experience and update your personal records you will not run
into any future problems with the online service. However, failure
to update your records will result in account suspension. Please
update your records by May 25th.
Once you have updated your account records your eBay session will not be
interrupted and will continue as normal. Failure to update will result in
cancellation of service, Terms of Service (TOS) violations or future
problems.
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Nice little detail being those are HTML formatted mails and you can´t see it (looks like plain old text messages). Only when you look at the unformatted message you discover this:
<a HREF="http://209.61.190.101/.egoldDLLupdate/index.html" target="_self">http://cgi1.e-gold.com/aw-cgi/egoldISAPI.dll?UPdate</a>
and
<a HREF="http://209.61.190.101/.ebayDLLupdate/index.html" target="_self">http://cgi1.ebay.com/aw-cgi/ebayISAPI.dll?UPdate</a>
Try look at those "hidden" links.
Some people aren´t afraid to risk their own asses for some greed.
Amorya