Weirdest. Spam. Ever.

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in General Discussion edited January 2014
Quote:

From: "Gabriel Ortega" <[email protected]>

Date: Thu May 8, 2003 11:17:37 PM America/Los_Angeles

To: <[email protected]>

Subject: Needed Equitment hp



Greetings,



We need a vendor who can offer immediate supply.

I'm offering $5,000. US dollars just for referring a vender which is (Actually RELIABLE in

providing the below equipment) Contact details of vendor required, including name and phone #. If

they turn out to be reliable in supplying the below equipment I'll immediately pay you $5,000. We

prefer to work with vendor in the Boston/New York area.



1. The mind warper generation 4 Dimensional Warp Generator # 52 4350a

series wrist watch with z60 or better memory adapter. If in stock the

AMD Dimensional Warp Generator module containing the GRC79 induction

motor, two I80200 warp stabilizers, 256GB of SRAM, and two Analog

Devices isolinear modules, This unit also has a menu driven GUI

accessible on the front panel XID display. All in 1 units would be great

if reliable models are available



2. The special 23200 or Acme 5X24 series time transducing capacitor with

built in temporal displacement. Needed with complete

jumper/auxiliary system



3. A reliable crystal Ionizor with unlimited memory backup.





If your vendor turns out to be reliable, I owe you $5,000.



Email his details to me at: [email protected]



Please do not reply directly back to this email as it

will only be bounced back to you.



Thanks



WTF?



Comments

  • Reply 1 of 6
    aquafireaquafire Posts: 2,758member
    Not everyone out there is normal...

    There are fruit-loops & religious nuts & all sorts of snake oil merchants trying to squeeze your wallet for funds.......

    Or that Evil Emperor Ming..the orginal inventor of the Mind Warp Generator is making a come back.......see Buck Rogers or Voyager Stardate 2405.09.55
  • Reply 2 of 6
    drewpropsdrewprops Posts: 2,321member
    Or somebody with a great sense of humor had an inspired moment of rage after the eight billionth spam and said "let's at least have some FUN with this shiit"....
  • Reply 3 of 6
    stunnedstunned Posts: 1,096member
  • Reply 4 of 6
    pfflampfflam Posts: 5,053member
    its obviously from the future . . . . got misdirected down a wrong causal chain and wham! we're looking at the wristwatch of the future...
  • Reply 5 of 6
    Quote:

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    Quote:

    Dear valued eBay member:

    It has come to our attention that your eBay billing informations are

    out of order. If you could please take 5-10 minutes out of your

    online experience and update your personal records you will not run

    into any future problems with the online service. However, failure

    to update your records will result in account suspension. Please

    update your records by May 25th.





    Once you have updated your account records your eBay session will not be

    interrupted and will continue as normal. Failure to update will result in

    cancellation of service, Terms of Service (TOS) violations or future

    problems.



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    Nice little detail being those are HTML formatted mails and you can´t see it (looks like plain old text messages). Only when you look at the unformatted message you discover this:



    <a HREF="http://209.61.190.101/.egoldDLLupdate/index.html"; target="_self">http://cgi1.e-gold.com/aw-cgi/egoldISAPI.dll?UPdate</a>



    and



    <a HREF="http://209.61.190.101/.ebayDLLupdate/index.html"; target="_self">http://cgi1.ebay.com/aw-cgi/ebayISAPI.dll?UPdate</a>



    Try look at those "hidden" links.



    Some people aren´t afraid to risk their own asses for some greed.
  • Reply 6 of 6
    amoryaamorya Posts: 1,103member
    You do get some crazy people out there. Had a guy on my website forum who claimed that, as soon as he finished building his warp drive, he was going to launch a mission to mars. Apparently, he had all the tech for faster-than-light travel.



    Amorya
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